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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
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Mofuta oa ka o motle: Motho ea nang le mamello e lekaneng ho mamella bohlanya ba ka 😎 Motho ea nthabang e le monate le fa ke etsa lintho tse sa tloaelehang 😏 Le motho ea nang le maikutlo a matle le litlhoko tse fokolang tsa kelello 👍

Melemo ea ka: Ke na le maikutlo a matla. Hape, nka u otla khafetsa, empa ke fokolang, kahoo ha e tla bohloko. Ke sona
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Good morning

Lumela motšehare

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Ke joalo ka lesela le loketseng. Ho sitwa le ho lula le phatloha

Ke joalo ka

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Ke ke ka etsa litlhaku ho batho ba nang le litlhōrō tse futhumetseng hape...🥶🥶🥶

E, joalo...

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Na tsena ke 'nete???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

If you watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a helpful shark that brings arms and legs to people who need them.

Thought of the day

Haeba u sheba Jaws ka morao, e fetoha pale e khothatsang ka lebopo e amanang le shark e thusang e tlisang matsoho le maoto ho batho ba li hlokang.

Moikutlo oa letsatsi

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Hobaneng Ho Bonahala Ho Le Tš difficult?

Nako le nako batho ba botsa,

"Ke hobane'ng ha o sitwa ho bua ka eona?"

Karabo e bonolo:

Ke sitwa ho tseba hore na ke qale kae.

Ha se hore ke sitwa ho bulela.

Mohlomong ke hobane, ka nako e telele, ke ne ke sitwa ho fumana sebaka se bolokehileng moo motho a neng a ikemiselitse ho mamele ka 'nete.

Kahoo ke ithutile ho jara tsohle ka nna.

Ho hloname → ho patoa.
Ho sitwa → ho bokelloa.
Lefello → ho tlosoa.

Ka mehla, e ile ea fetoha tloaelo.

Ho fihlela letsatsi le leng, le ho re,

"Ke sitwa,"

ho ile ha qala ho bonahala e le ntho e sa tloaelehang.

Batho ba bona motho ea shebahalang a khutsitse, a tsofetse, le joalo ka ha a na tsohle ka tlas'a taolo.

Empa seo ba sa se bonang ke hore sebopeho se khutsitseng se tloaelehile ke mask a bolokang...

se koahelang meoko e sa kang ea fumana monyetla oa ho folisa.

Haeba o ntse o qala ho bulela, ho lokile.

Ha o hloke ho etsa tsohle ka nako e le 'ngoe.

Nka nako ea hao.

Allah o tseba maikutlo ohle pelong ea hao, le litlhōrō tse o sitwang ho li bua le matšoao a sa kang a oela.

Ha o hloke ho ba matla o le mong.

Allah o lula a mamele, 'me ho na le tšepo ea ho folisa—khaolo e nyenyane ka nako.

Bona U Thotse 😭😭

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Lumelang. "Ke mohlala oa boikoetliso. Ke setšoantšo sa pele" 😎😁

"U etsa eng bakeng sa ho phela?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Mpolelle ka leqheka le mabe ka ho fetisisa le u kileng la le utloa kapa la le fumana Inthaneteng. Ke ts'episa ho ROFLMAO 🤣 kapa ho botsa ka tieo maikutlo a hau a ho ts'ebelisoa 😂

ROFL kapa Facepalm 😄

Dad Joke Pickle

Mokhabo oa Ntate

Gotta love my barber's Colognes, definitely the original stuff :')

"For all skin Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Ke lokela ho rata Colognes tsa barber ea ka, ehlile ke lintho tsa mantlha :')

"Bakeng sa mefuta eohle ea letlalo Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Absolutely proximity is real. Be around the people you want to become.

Dad Joke Best Air

Ehlile, haufi ke nnete. E-ba haufi le batho bao u batlang ho ba bona.

Mosebetsi oa Ntate o Molemo ka ho Fetisisa

What type of joke does a vegan like? 
Meatless

Work in progress

Ke mofuta ofe oa joke o ratang vegan? 
Ha ho nama

Tšebeletso e ntse e tsoela pele

Dad Joke Magician

Mokhanni oa Litlhaku tsa Ntate

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

🤣🤣🤣

Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

A re qale weekend ka ho se na letho 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Re re re atlehile ke ninjas 'me ba tšoara liphiri - a re re Shinobi ka ninjatō bakeng sa ho hlaka. Ba tsoa nakong e fapaneng moo bokamoso e leng Japane ea feudal. Ba hloka mekotla ea rona 'me ba ikemiselitse ho re bolaea ka lebaka la tsona. Na re tla tsamaea ka maoto a se nang letho kapa na u na le morero oa ho pholosa mekotla ea rona?

Ninjas Ba batla mekotla ea rona!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Ke lekile ho tšoara FOG maobane... Ke MIST. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Ho etsahala eng ho ntja e neng e eme ka tsela e sa lumelloang? E ile ea fumana toad.

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
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Mekhelo e meng ea hoseng ho qala letsatsi la hao:
Hoseng li tšoana le lipalo — Ke sitwa ho li rata, ha li nthata, 'me li lula li tlisa mathata.
🤷🤷

Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

Ke ipotsa hore na ke karolo efe eo a e khabisanang?

Ntate Joke Santa Motorcycle

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Ke meme e khale hakae eo u nang le eona e ntse e u etsa hore u seke u mohopha empa e ntse e u hopotsa lilemo tsa hao?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Ke moea oa basali feela mona

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Ka kopo, ntja ena e ntse e le haufi le hlooho ea ka ka hora tse 2!

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Ke kile ka ba le mosebetsi oa ho phunya lik'hase,
E ne e le ho hatisa soda..

🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔
What ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

U fumana eng ha u kopanya hippo, elefante le rhino 🤔
Eng ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

Hao, ka letsatsi le leng ke ile ka ea reka sefate sa Keresemese
Mofuta shopong o ile a re "o tla se beha ka boeena"
Ke ile ka re "ke ne ke nahana ka phaposing ea borai"

Eggless omelet

Omelet e se nang mahe

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Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Lefokisi la batsoali ba Gemini :
Hobaneng scarecrow a hapile khau ? 
Hobane o ne a le ntle haholo sebakeng sa hae.
Me: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Ke kopane le mosali e mong ho Boo. O ile a rata poso ea ka 'me a fa maikutlo a hore ke monate, kahoo ka boikokobetso, ke ile ka arabela 'me ka mo joetsa hore haeba a batla litaba tse ngata tse sa laoleheng, o lokela ho moola ho nna.

O ile a etsa joalo. Ka tlhompho, ke ile ka makala.

Ntho ea pele eo a e hlahisang ke mofuta oa hae oa MBTI. Ha ke tsebe letho ka eona. Ke ntse ke phela ka mokhoa o sa laoleheng ka mekhahlelo le Google Calendar.

Kahoo ke mo botsa hore MBTI ke eng, 'me o re e mpolella hore na mohopolo oa hau o sebetsa joang. Joaloka MRI ea motho, ke nahana.

Ke re ho monate, e sebetsa joang? 'Me ho boloka matla a le chaos, ke ile ka mo romella setšoantšo sa Lord Voldemort — empa ka nko e felletseng le meno a maholo a Brithani, a ntse a tšeha joalokaha eka o qetile lijo tsa pub 'me a se a kolonele ntho e 'ngoe.

O sitwa a sa arabele ho tloha ka nako eo.

E leng ntho e lokelang. Empa hape: ha o ka 'na oa mpotsa ho hlahloba mohopolo 'me u se ke ua lebelela meqoqo ea borai. 

Setšoantšo seo ke se rometseng:

Jokes Community

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Lumela motšehare

Ke joalo ka

E, joalo...

Na tsena ke 'nete???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Moikutlo oa letsatsi

Ke eng e makatsang kapa e khahlisang ka ho fetisisa anime eo u e boneng?

khotso ho lebala mahlo a ka, motsotso oa ka, litlhaku tsa ka, le yapp ea ka

Hobane ke motho ea ratang litlhaku tsa ntate 'me ke na le bocha haholo. 🙃

Bohloeki ba ka bo na le Nako ea Open Mic 24/7

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Na ho na le mehlolo/mahlale a tsoang qalehong ea botho a ntse a le teng