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Posted Friday, June 2, 2023
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Whales
Two whales are swimming in the ocean when the come upon a whaling ship. The one whales looks to the other and says "HEY, thats the ship that killed my brother!" The other whale says "What do you wanna do?" The first whales says, "Alright, here's the plan; were gonna go to the surface fill our lungs full of air and go right underneath the boat and blow as hard as we can! Our air will flip the boat and all the men will fall in the water and drown!" Second whale says "Okay, lets do it". So they get their lungs full, they dive down beneath the boats hidden from the whalers. They blow as hard as they can and flip the boat with literal ease. The whales swim back and watch as the men struggle to survive. The first whale looks to the second and says "Man, they really aren't drowning like I wanted them to, we've got to do something!" Second whale says, "Okay, what would you like to do?" First whale says, "Lets eat them!" Second whale stops him and says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I agreed to the blow job, but i'm not swallowing the seamen."
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