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Universes
Posted Tuesday, September 13, 2022
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i was late to my class today but i was also hungry so me being the fool i am decided im gonna eat a slice of pizza WHILE climbing two sets of stairs in a rush. consequence? i choked and a chunk of pizza got stuck in my nasal cavity... IN MY NOSE. and it wouldn't even get out so i had to sit through the class WITHOUT TRYING TO TAKE IT OUT BECAUSE SOCIAL ANXIETY SAYS PEOPLE ARE GONNA STARE AT ME WEIRD. so yeah :D clown of the day goes to me
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