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Posted Saturday, May 18, 2024

After listening for five minutes to your friends joke…. Only to find the punchline is about as funny as a poke in your eye….🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Funny story about being poked in the eye... I was a server in a restaurant and had a bit of a crush on another server. I had come into the side stand to get drinks for my guests but I could not reach the straws without reaching over my crush's shoulder, and she new I needed a straw so at the same time she grabbed a straw and passes it to me over her shoulder, but puts it directly into my left eye carving some eye flesh out in the process! The night ended up at her place with her taking care of my wound and talking, some weeks later we started to fall for each other and had an amazing relationship!

Wow that’s amazing amazing story Josh thank you for sharing it with me. Truly awesome 🙌🏼

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SO I COOKED THEM FOR SO LONG THAT THEY STARTED SENDING SMOKE SIGNALS

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Got sent this today and it actually made me laugh.

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This will forever be hilarious to me lmao

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I like it though.😏

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The 2nd comfort food of mine 🤤❤️

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im going to start going around town trying to scan peoples scooters pretending im mistaking it for a rental 😂

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Hey man don’t mess with me and nothing bad will happen 🤦‍♂️

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And your friend asks you how down you are to keep going

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After listening for five minutes to your friends joke…. Only to find the punchline is about as funny as a poke in your eye….🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wow that’s amazing amazing story Josh thank you for sharing it with me. Truly awesome 🙌🏼

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