Some Men like to play games, I haven’t been in a relationship in 2 years. Im just being me until the right one comes🫠😎🥸 #single #relationship #relationships #love #boo #friends #friend #friendship #friendships #funny

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Marcus

11mo

ISFJ

Virgo

Honestly? Because no one appreciates old school love and romantic gesture anymore. REAL love is dead and instant gratification and hopping to the next is in.

11mo

ISFP

Aries

The dating pools been pissed in pretty severe so either it's the manipulative lying swimming saying they didn't pee while you see the blue dye surrounding them or someone who doesn't want to attempt to drown after trying and failing a few times

Cory

11mo

INTP

Virgo

Cause I don't leave my house

Austin

11mo

ISTJ

Capricorn

Because I got put down alot or played

Trenton

11mo

INFP

Aries

I don't go outside and I'm a boring conversationalist

Jesse

11mo

ISFJ

Sagittarius

I thought I was happy alone for nearly 10 years. I found someone that made me realize it's nice to have someone of the opposite gender in my life and reignited my want. Though I no longer talk to her I want that feeling again

A༗

11mo

ENFJ

Sagittarius

Because it's better that way

11mo

INTJ

Capricorn

He ain't coming... stalker 2 just got released

Coty

11mo

ESTJ

Virgo

Jeff

11mo

INTJ

Aquarius

Women I've dated create a false portrayal of themselves, their values, etc in an attempt to create false compatability with me. Most of these women were looking to use my hard work and generous nurturing nature for their temporary personal gain. Also there's a lot of women that hide drug addiction and the often crazy toxic behavior that comes with that. I've also experienced single moms wanting to date a guy like me for becoming emotionally attached to their kids so they can have me take on all the hard work of their responsibilities while contributing an extreme minimum effort to the relationship in attempting to keep me around. And of course the deal breaker with all these experiences is that they are 1 sided relationships and the moment that you communicate wanting affection, effort, or trying to fix the imbalance of the relationship they turn around and cheat or do something to jeopardize the relationship even more so that you break up with them, and then they can move on to the next guy they were already cheating with and play the victim sympathy card because I was such a jerk for breaking up with them and kicking them to the curb. This is the vast majority of my dating experiences besides breaking up with women that I later find out are married or otherwise in a committed relationship. I know there are women that don't behave like this, however they don't seem to be interested in me. Most women that I see contribute to relationships in a healthy way usually are dating the bad boys and then complain to men like me how they're being treated, but have no interest in good men cuz there's no risk appeal.

Jameson

11mo

ENTP

Capricorn

It's cuz you don't lift 🗿💪

Sinn

11mo

INTJ

Virgo

No games but after my last relationship ended something in my brain just kinda broke. I developed a severe case of ahedonia which hss progressed to full on neurological apathy. On top of that, there's the fact the I am not tall, wealthy, or conventionally attractive. When all of this is combined it comes out to me being an overly logical, highly analytical, unlovable person.

Justin

11mo

ISFJ

Sagittarius

I'm just not much of a looker.

Austin

11mo

ISTJ

Capricorn

If course totally agree cause most people can't handle you when u are true yourself

PawtGma

9mo

ISFJ

Virgo

I'm sorry @Redneck

Tanisha

11mo

ESTJ

Pisces

I think singles here we have a meeting 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Kenneth James

11mo

ENFJ

Virgo

I just got here

Apio

11mo

INFP

Capricorn

💃💃

Nolan

11mo

INFP

Pisces

I've been out of dating world for a long time and it seems something has changed since then. Just to make clear I'm talking about my age 30+. Everyone is traumatised by previousrelationships, everyone is afraid of loyalty and commitment, everyone wants to have several options to keep in case of something gets wrong they won't feel broken, and create an illusion that everything is OK, none planning to have family and kids one day :(, people listen to all life/relationships coaches loosing the ability to think and analyse themselves. From all of that I'd like to underline the fear, and I don't judge them, if you're over 30 you'd probably experienced a lot of hurting breakups, so I'm just waiting for the one who's strong enough to remain true herself and hasn't lost her big heart during this long and hard life journey

Quent

11mo

ISTJ

Scorpio

I do not want to spend money on unappreciative woman anymore.

Brandon

11mo

INFP

Taurus

Idk I try not be single but nothing ever works but I do like to play games on xbox

Klei🌻⚖️

11mo

INTJ

Libra

If online relationships don't count (only had one brief online thing), I've been single for over 3 years now and my reason is "I'm busy evolving into a legendary Pokemon" 🤣

Derek

11mo

INTJ

I tried for years to be in a career where this would be a hindrance. Sadly, I didn't quite make it into the field that I saw as dangerous. So that is why I was single for ages. Didn't want to leave a widow.

Michael

11mo

INTJ

Leo

Cause I like to have multiple women in my life ! And women our selfies and think I'm supposed to help them unpack all their baggage, while I have little to none and I'm not going for it !

ryan

11mo

ISTP

Pisces

Probably because of my decisions in life

Elle

11mo

ISTJ

My sigma female personality allows for 1 chance only.

Heather

8mo

ESFJ

Libra

Not worth my time clearly.

Draven

11mo

INFP

Pisces

Because everyone who has even been willing to converse responds with the most basic bland responses. They aren’t even willing to have an actual conversation

Steven

11mo

ISTJ

Aquarius

I'm being me to now for 3 years

Gerard

11mo

INTP

Leo

Only meeting women with commitment issues, unfortunately.

Jalen Pacheco

11mo

ISTP

Capricorn

Jose

11mo

ENFP

Capricorn

Caitlyn

11mo

INFP

Aquarius

Because it's better than being cheated on 😆 Sometimes it feels like we’re just waiting for that perfect player to join the game! Keep being you; those vibes attract the right people! 😜

Sébastien

11mo

ISFP

Sagittarius

14 year I'm single, my girlfriend die at 17 year and no real other girlfriend after that. I have 2 sex friends actually. but real friends (only friends) or real girlfriends (soul mate) it's better.

Barry

11mo

ESTJ

Capricorn

I’m ugly.

Joe

11mo

ENFJ

Leo

Blame the Gen X parents and Mark Zuckerberg

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Katie

17h

ESFJ

Virgo

A Cabernet for clarity lol

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A༗

ENFJ

Sagittarius

Zach really went for it 😆🤣

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Daniel Lopez

23h

ISTP

Sagittarius

Joke

Did you know that midget cows don't produce milk? They produce condensed milk

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Hanah

18h

ENTP

Virgo

🫣

Happy Tuesday Everybody! Do not seize the day, that will only startle it. Noone wants an aggressive day before Coffee. Approach it slowly, avoid eye contact. Maybe offer a polite wave or slight nod. Act casual. If the day growls, starts making demands, or mentions shenanigans... Back away slowly... read more

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Donnel

11mo

INFJ

Virgo

Idk what to do on this weird ass app

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Rene

ISFJ

Aries

🤣

How ima be

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Kasmos

ENFP

Scorpio

Drink your water 💧

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Ari

11mo

ISFJ

Gemini

😅🤦🏻‍♂️

#videos #tattoos

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Ray

ISTJ

Aries

Don't mess with porcupine he is ticking bomb 😆 😂

Yes yes it is AI but still funny

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Dan

11mo

INTP

Scorpio

For everyone who needed a dad joke today

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Alfronso

INTP

Pisces

Question of the Day Answer

Speak Amonganese guys ඞ

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Ray

ISTJ

Aries

golf fails 😆 🤣 😂 (edited)

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Chrif

13h

ISTP

Capricorn

Memes

😶😶

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Brian

10h

ISTJ

Aries

Thinking about that turtleneck sweater weather

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Rene

ISFJ

Aries

🤣🤣

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sajal

ISTP

Aquarius

🤭🤭😅🫡

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INFP

Virgo

Muchacho

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Rghuveer

ISTP

Scorpio

Balwass aap hai ye

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Matt

INFJ

Scorpio

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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A༗

ENFJ

Sagittarius

1 Award

😋

Could go both ways (man or woman) if you're the one trying... I wouldn't know, but I've seen it happen. Edit: People don't seem to understand the caption..and since there's so many new faces, they don't know I don't agree with anyone that does "gender" based assumptions. Don't come at me trying... (edited) read more

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Chrif

ISTP

Capricorn

Memes

🙂

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Jay

ISFJ

Libra

Why do i not find comedians funny!?

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A༗

17d

ENFJ

Sagittarius

This may be one of the funniest things I've watched....

One of the reasons I love the Internet 🤣🤣

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A༗

ENFJ

Sagittarius

Taters... 👀🤭

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Sarah

INTJ

Capricorn

🤨

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Kip

ISFP

Virgo

😑😑

Love warning is my fav')

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Yash

ENFJ

Aries

Let's be real

Dating is exhausting, how many people do I have to explain my trauma to before I meet my soulmate...?

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A༗

ENFJ

Sagittarius

😂

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Joseph

INFP

Aquarius

Growing up as a short person in a tall family

So I’m only 5,10 but my dad is 6,8 and every guy in my family is above 6ft. It’s so bizarre to me it’s like being the only nerd trapped within a pile of jocks.

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Adam

INTP

Pisces

Back to work

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Nathan

15d

ISFJ

Virgo

🤔🤔

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A༗

ENFJ

Sagittarius

Don't do it 😆

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Yameen Shehzad

14d

INFP

Scorpio

That's my new catch phrase

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Victoria B

ENTP

Gemini

Tori thenewgirl

Hey y'all 👋🏿 did you catch my extremely vague reference in the title? In case you didn't... MPGIS! I see a lot of people saying they're weird. Can I join the clerb? I'll bring cake 😬 *excuse my stomach 😭* I did a harley quinn variation for Halloween (pink/blue + I love bright colors),... read more