What concert only costs 45 cents?

#pokemon

Andrew

21h

INTP

Scorpio

The dad jokes are strong.

#meme #memes #dadjokes

#funny

Noemi

3d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

7

Real Survivors of Dad Joke …….🤣

Does anyone will like to share a dad joke? 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. #lol #dadjokes #random #raccoons #joke (edited)

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😏

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#dadjokes

𔓎𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞𔓎

6d

INFP

9

1

You mothe-🤣🤣🤣🤣

#dadjokes

Vishal

1y

INFP

Scorpio

🥲🥲🥲

#dadjokes

Shu-shu

14d

INFJ

2

1

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack. 🦆 🚨🚓👮

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

Why did the lion go to therapy? Because he found out he's wife was a cheetah

#dadjokes

Jonathan

1y

ISFP

Scorpio

8

7

Hawaii Joke

Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a-low-ha. (edited)

#dadjokes

✨Femme Fatale✨

21d

ENFP

Libra

9

1

What do you call a man with a nose but without other body parts?

#dadjokes

Alejandro

1y

INTP

Capricorn

9

1

My wife asked me if i had seen the dog bowl

I said: i never knew he did

#funny

Terry

28d

INTP

Aquarius

6

5

😂😂

#dadjokes #meme #justforfun #justforlaughs

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

7d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Once I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

I would never buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off

#dadjokes

𔓎𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞𔓎

21d

INFP

9

1

And don't come back once you get it!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#funny

Akaii

2d

INFP

Aries

Ever happened 😂

#funny #meme #dadjokes #partener #comedy #romance #photography (edited)

#dadjokes

✨Femme Fatale✨

2d

ENFP

Libra

9

1

He is just being honest 🤷🏻‍♀️

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🤪

I like to fart on crowded elevators But it is wrong on so many levels

#dadjokes

Debra

22d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

7

🤣🤣 (edited)

#dadjokes

Jesse

27d

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

How is my wallet like an onion?

Every time I open it, I cry!

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field

#dadjokes

Flor 👒🌸

24d

INTJ

8

7

🌱💫

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman, to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I an now in poland. Starting a new life

#dadjokes

M

4d

ISTP

Virgo

2

3

Ghost Story

I kept trying to tell jokes in the haunted house, but they all just kept yelling "Boo!".

#dadjokes

Flor 👒🌸

21d

INTJ

8

7

Atleast he still know to get back home😂🤣😅 good boy🤭

#dadjokes

Shu-shu

14d

INFJ

2

1

What do you call a grateful Japanese alligator

Arigato!

#dadjokes

Flor 👒🌸

15d

INTJ

8

7

If money cant buy you happiness, transfer it to my account🤣😅

Lemme show it how it should be done😂🤣😅

#dadjokes

Jacques

26d

ISTJ

Taurus

6

7

Where do fish keep there money?

In the river bank.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

14d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

I got my dad a book about glue once He couldn't put it down

#dadjokes

Benjiggity

20d

INFJ

Capricorn

6

5

So...

Two guys walk into a bar and the third guy behind them ducks

#dadjokes

Carl🎗️

20d

ESTJ

Sagittarius

8

7

My wife left me because I am insecure

No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.

#dadjokes

𔓎𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞𔓎

2mo

INFP

9

1

Ba Dum Tss!

🤣🤣🤣

#dadjokes

Brenton

29d

INFJ

Leo

3

4

The age old question

#dadjokes

Tim

23d

ISFJ

Cancer

7

8

What did the chicken say to the turkey as the turkey crossed the road?

Don't do it man youll never hear the end of it. (edited)

#dadjokes

M

8d

ISTP

Virgo

2

3

Joke #1

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause

#dadjokes

Renaé

1mo

INFP

Capricorn

8

7

My purse is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry 😭

#dadjokes

𔓎𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞𔓎

1mo

INFP

9

1

🧈🌎🦦

#dadjokes

Renaé

1mo

INFP

Capricorn

8

7

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.

#dadjokes

Karen

2mo

INFP

Gemini

6

5

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two

#dadjokes

Jesse

2mo

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space

#dadjokes

Karen

2mo

INFP

Gemini

6

5

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅

#memes

Angela Maria 🇨🇴🇮🇹

1mo

INFP

2

1

🤷🏻‍♀️😂

#jokes #humor #dadjokes #comedy #lol