Dino Joke

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

12h

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😐

No matter what store I go to The cashier is always checking me out

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

12h

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

When does a joke become a dad joke When it's apparent

#dadjokes

Justin

1d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Tea Day

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

13h

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

In my spare time I like to fart on crowed elevators Which is wrong on so many levels

#dadjokes

Justin

1mo

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Coffee

#dadjokes

Melanie

1mo

INFP

Gemini

9

1

🐜

#dadjokes

Justin

6d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Banana Day 🍌

#dadjokes

Justin

1mo

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Cheetahs

#dadjokes

Justin

16d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

First Contact Day

#dadjokes

Justin

1mo

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Pastry Chef

#dadjokes

Syfudin

3d

INTJ

Leo

If people tend to spread misinformation,

then how do you think Mr Information feels?

#dadjokes

Amber

18d

INFJ

Cancer

Lol

I made a play list for when I go hiking. It has songs from The Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. 😆

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

18d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😂

I went to buy some camouflage pants But I couldn't find any

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

13d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me

#dadjokes

Justin

5d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

International Bat Appreciation Day 🦇

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

12d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

Why do people with a foot fetish never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat

#dadjokes

Justin

27d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Live Long and Prosper Day! 🖖

#dadjokes

Justin

3d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Sylvester the Cat's Birthday

#dadjokes

Justin

8d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Dolphin Day

#dadjokes

Alfredo

14d

INFJ

Cancer

6

7

🌽🐶

#dadjokes

Justin

13d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Pygmy Hippo Day 🦛

#dadjokes

Justin

19d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National PB&J Day!

#dadjokes

Reinier

17d

INTP

Leo

9

1

What do you call a dog that only stays inside?

An in-terrier.

#dadjokes

Justin

25d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Respect Your Cat Day

#dadjokes

Justin

14d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

International Beaver Day

🦫

#dadjokes

Bearded ginger 🦂💀

17d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I have a steering wheel down my trousers And it's driving me nuts

#dadjokes

Justin

27d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

International Waffle Day!

#dadjokes

Justin

12d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Hug Your Dog Day

#dadjokes

Justin

25d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Hot Tub Day

#dadjokes

Justin

16d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Fresh Tomato Day

#dadjokes

Justin

28d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Happy Cheesesteak Day!

#dadjokes

Robert

3d

INTP

Virgo

6

7

Bought some green onions, but my bag got damaged. Now it had a leak in it.

#dadjokes

Justin

4d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Piñata Day

#dadjokes

Robert

1d

INTP

Virgo

6

7

Cussing is so important it's literally in the middle of discussion.

Tbh, i don't even swear that much, i just thought of this while half asleep.

#dadjokes

Micheal

18d

ISTJ

Virgo

😑

Tried putting pocket watches on my belt loops…it was a waist of time😤 (edited)

#dadjokes

Justin

23d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Mermaid Day!

#dadjokes

Robert

27d

INTP

Virgo

6

7

Why can't chickens do stand up comedy?

Their sense of humor is too fowl.

#dadjokes

Justin

16d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National ARMY Day

#dadjokes

Justin

18d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Burrito Day

#dadjokes

Justin

9d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Scrabble Day

#dadjokes

Reinier

25d

INTP

Leo

9

1

Some people say you can't get drunk on water

But that's not true; you can get just as drunk on water as on land

#dadjokes

Justin

26d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Spinach Day