Conundrum

Acquire an ENTP girlfriend and break the Internet with her 🤔 Or... Break the Internet just for the hell of it because I don't need a girlfriend for that. OR Maybe don't break anything and just say I'm looking for a girlfriend... 🤔 OR!!! BREAK THE INTERNET SEARCHING FOR HER!! ***ORRRRRR*** ...just get an AI girl-o-matic, with TPE flesh and sleep it off, Jay. Ooh! Ooh! OR!! NO JUST SLEEP IT OFF.