So this dude messages me with the classic “let’s exchange thoughts for mutual growth 🤝✨” energy. Sounds harmless, right? But then I peep the profile—loaded with hashtags like "single" and "dating".Hm. Okay, so we’re redefining “friendship” now? I ask him about it, and suddenly the goalpost... (edited) read more

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Nomy

INFJ

Gemini

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Luna

ENFP

Virgo

Lol

Me sitting on the couch doing the "just in case we have to move" house searching. Asking specific questions to my mom. Me: What about a townhouse or a duplex? My mom: Then we'd have to be very quiet. Me: I mean duh but what's so bad about that. 💀 Sitting here searching for what they want is... read more

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Nomy

18h

INFJ

Gemini

Never assume 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mălina

10h

INFP

Cancer

🤭🔥

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Maria

18h

INTJ

Aquarius

The word of the day.

Haha Lol 😅🤣🐧

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Luna

ENFP

Virgo

Wtf lmao

Little sister: Some big native is hoot hooting out there. Someone keeps yelling and it sounds like this guy. Me: Someone's about to get snagged. LS: You mean someone is trying to get snagged? That's clearly a mating call. Summer just started. Me: Same thing, snagging is snagging. LS: Native mating... read more

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DeCarvalho

15h

INFP

Just... DO IT

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Miran

ISFP

Pisces

📖

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MaTou

11h

ESFJ

Aquarius

All so true

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Moneth

11h

INTJ

Aries

🤣🤣🤣make some noice single ladies 💃💃💃

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Kennedy

23h

ENTP

Gemini

I got played.. TWICE!

Some of these initial cover photos are straight up propaganda, i complain and critic it. Then i scroll down and tell me why the second third and fourth etc pictures are the the most beautiful, attractive, impressive man I've ever seen. It's so embarrassing, somebody make it stop.

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DeCarvalho

11h

INFP

Sometimes the sign are just too obvious

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Luna

13h

ENFP

Virgo

Lol

It's hot out today and it reminds me of when I was talking to that lady at the doctors office a couple months back. Her: My daughter wears sweaters in the middle of Summer, completely covered up and I'm telling her to take it off so she doesn't over heat. My mom: It's hot outside *referring to my... read more

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Med Amine

INTP

Leo

Dudes be 5’6” wanting women to call them Daddy. Ok papa smurf.

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Luna

ENFP

Virgo

Lol

Me when I don't like people: Leave Me Alone - Alexander Rybak Me when I love people: Golden - Harry Styles Both of my favorite songs for different reasons obvi. (edited)

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Renata

INFJ

Sagittarius

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cody

21h

INTJ

Gemini

Day 8 of posting Far Side comics

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Meg

ENFP

Virgo

Hey guys

I don't know who needs to hear this. But smile in your gym selfies. Or at least look amused. Do not send her back deadpan unsmiling gym selfie. You don't look stoic. All your photos without a smile are a little off putting. You don't have to fake it but refusing to ever smile in any photos and... read more

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Cygne

16h

ENFP

Gemini

When you post that you dodged a bullet and low and behold…

I got accused of being looking for a quick fix when I said I wanted to be friends with someone I had been having an issue with. Nice to dodge all these challenging people. Later 👋

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