🤔

Wheezing

😩

Show me your best memes pls and thanks I have many to return also💋

Whatever floats your goat

Goat>boat

Yeah I never smoked in the house bae😂

Day 4

Word of the Day

Lash Relocation Services

I don’t lose my lashes… I strategically redeploy them onto unsuspecting objects.

Does not take long

Backpain 😅😅

Someone relate this after work

It wasn't me

Society

Now i understand why people have trauma religion and became atheist or agnostic, it's because people who claimed that they are religious and believe in God is always the one judge their people instead of help them for having mental issues they just mocking and thinking that they are holier than... read more

*Spotting someone I know in the same aisle at the grocery store*

prank😅

😆

:)

We have a very strict ordering policy here ☕️ (it's called manners) 😀

How I get stuff done

I don’t :(

Lmao

I sympathize with the dog. 💀

I know sum of y’all got that look kinda cute and evil at the same time 😂😂😂😂😂

I really have no idea how to answer the first one

Talk to me guys

I love my pinterest

#pinterest

🧊

⚠️

Don't mess with a player

69?

Is this a coincidence that the cancer sign looks like this ♋️

🤭

Being ullu is so cute

Kermit

Why?

A guy I just met asked me to send him a spicy photo, so I sent him a picture of spicy meatballs. 🌶️🍜 Then he got mad and called me stupid. But come on... it *was* a spicy photo. 😂

💀

Some people gonna remind u why the heck u were created with middle finger

Midnight Surprise🤣

Do cows that drink deuterium oxide produce heavy milk?

🫣

🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺🪩🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

Goofing with roommate

" touching Things "

Lets play elden ring

Elden ring anyone

Big ahh Forehead

Hello

🌸🫶🏻💖

Dun dun dun

🌹

😍

Boo

There’s vodka for that

🙃