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Posted Saturday, May 27, 2023
11mo
INTJ
Scorpio
Online Dating For Men Be Like...
Cute Girl's Profile: (Describes looking for someone exactly like you.) Guy: "Hello! Your profile described me 100%! I'd love to get to know you more!" Cute Girl: "Sorry. I'm looking for someone who's much taller, better looking, more athletic, and more 'financially stable' than... You." Guy: "I'm five-eleven, think I'm decent enough looking, workout ten hours a week, have a Master's degree, a full time job, and have my own place, though." Cute Girl: "I know what I said. Go away now." Same Cute Girl, Two Years Later: (Profile Update: "Why aren't there any good men left anymore?! All you guys care about is sex and looks!") Guy, to Married Friends: "...And that's why I'm still single."
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