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Stewin Samuel
Posted Friday, December 2, 2022
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Joke of the day
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to see Dr John, a Psychiatrist friend and told him *I've got problems.* *Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.* *Not to worry, Robert, just put yourself in my hands for one year,* said Dr John. *Come, talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.* *How much do you charge, Doc?* *$200 per visit* replied Dr John. *Let me think about it and if needed, I will come back to you,* Robert said. Six months later he happened to meet Dr John on the street. *Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?* Dr John asked. *Well, $200 a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!* *A new Indian friend of mine, who just got his citizenship, cured me for the price of one plate biryani and a bottle of beer.* *I was so happy to have saved all that money, that I went and bought myself a new SUV".* *Is that so?* with a bit of an attitude Dr John asked, *And how, may I ask, did the friend cure you?* *He told me to sell the bed and sleep on a Mattress on the floor.* Moral: TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO TALK TO YOUR *FRIEND* . There is always an INDIAN way to solve a difficult problem...
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