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From recently stolen haha But I think it’s genius :D

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Lettuce hope it was caught early (edited)

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My ex could fall asleep in a minute while I just lay there for eternity to arrive

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😂

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Case#1345 why women live longer than men🤣

Yes I am

Why I’m jealous to her? When my scrubsuit is more expensive than her😂 (edited)

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😃😃🤷‍♂️

Not engaging my stressors has been beneficial to me.

✨️ I choose to only accept and tolerate the good.

My ex say I can’t live without him😭It’s fine. I’ve already survived your bad breath tho! so I can handle myself🤪

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😏😂

How it feels dating after 34 😂

Sunday 🌹

She smiled softly But this time it was different. Her face smiled but her eyes didn't.

Yup. 🤣

This is so funny

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Because Capybaras are living unicorns.

Killing one is just wrong

Any LOTR fans here?

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👻

And Pop drop and lock it ghosts

:/

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What I think i look like when I lock eyes with a girl in a club

and instead the face i actually make scares her away 😂

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It's true though🤷‍♂️

That's true. 💯

Me too

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Please be honest guys 🙏🏾

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😂😂😂😂

Greys Anatomy

Meredith +Derek

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Works well