Yaara

Posted Sunday, May 21, 2023

11mo

ENFP

Virgo

6

7

Favourite silly joke?

Do you have a favourite silly childhood joke? I'll share mine please share yours! 1) Q: why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9 😂 2) A duck walks into a corner store and asks "do you have any quackers?" The corner store clerk says, "no" The duck leaves. The duck walks into the corner store the next day and asked "do you have any quackers?" The store clerk says "still no" To duck leaves. The duck walks into the corner store for the third day and asked "Do you have any quackers?" The store clerk gets angry and says "No and if you come in here again asking for quackers I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The duck leaves. The duck comes back and says "Do you have any nails?" The clerk looks around "No". The duck smiles and says, "Nice, do you have any quackers?" *** I don't tell the second one very often because it's long and most of the time people get bored in the middle. But when I was a kid I thought this was so funny because the duck was being a smart-ass and that was my whole thing LOL What were your favorite childhood jokes?