Let’s Talk About Reading Profiles (Or Not)🚑

Alright, let’s break it down for all the men in my DMs who clearly skipped over the 'I'm asexual and not interested in romantic relationships with men' part of my profile. Because apparently, the concept of 'not interested' is just too complicated to comprehend. I get it, you're ‘special’ and your message is the one that will change my mind—spoiler alert: it won’t. Honestly, it’s a wonder how some of you manage to read at all, considering you can’t seem to make it past the first few lines of someone's profile before you hit ‘send.’ Let me be crystal clear: I’m not interested in being your ‘challenge’ or ‘conquest.’ It’s not a mystery; it's just not happening. I don’t need to 'give it a try' or 'give you a chance' because... surprise, I’ve already made up my mind. So, to all the men who think their charm or persistence is somehow going to change that—save your energy. There’s a whole world of people out there who might appreciate your enthusiasm, but I'm not one of them. Feel free to keep ignoring the details in profiles though; it’s always fun watching the same tired lines show up over and over. But here’s a pro tip: maybe try reading the ‘about me’ section before assuming you’re the exception to the rule. And if you can’t manage that, don’t be surprised when I politely (or not so politely) remind you that you’ve missed the mark🤡