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Chuckles Mcgee

Hit me with your best joke, doesn't matter how dark offensive or "dad jokey" it is, a laughs a laugh šŸ˜…

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Christopher
Christopher

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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isnā€™t talking to me. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Christopher
Christopher

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My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support. Sometimes I think back on all the people Iā€™ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver. I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother. Not screaming like her passengers. My mother told me, ā€œOne manā€™s trash is another manā€™s treasure.ā€ Terrible way to learn Iā€™m adopted. I started crying when Dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good hamster.

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