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😂😂😂

Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

Pasihan kuring hal anu tiasa kuring bicarakeun!

Naha aya alesan unggal pos di dieu ngan ukur gambar ucing? 🤣

saurkeun guyonan bapa anu pangsaéna anjeun, sobat!!!

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Being a switch is great because half the time I’m planning world domination and the other half I’m like, 'Can someone please just tell me what to do for dinner?'" 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 by the way Im not a true switch just a loyal submissive )

All jokes aside 😂 😜

Jadi switch téh saé sabab satengah waktos kuring ngarencanakeun dominasi dunya sareng satengah waktos deui kuring sapertos, 'Naha aya anu tiasa nyarioskeun ka kuring naon anu kedah dilakukeun pikeun tuang malam?' 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 ku jalan, kuring sanés switch anu sajati, ngan saukur submissive anu satia )

Sadayana guyonan 😂 😜

What you got?

Naon anu anjeun gaduh?

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Naha ieu bener???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Halo. "Kuring mangrupikeun modél kabugaran. Kuring mangrupikeun gambar sateuacanna" 😎😁

"Apa anu anjeun lakukeun pikeun nyukupan kahirupan?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Ceritakeun ka kuring lawakan PALING goréng anu pernah anjeun dengar atanapi mendakan di Internet. Kuring jangji bakal ROFLMAO 🤣 atanapi sacara serius nanya ngeunaan rasa humor anjeun 😂

ROFL atanapi Facepalm 😄

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Kuring siga sapu anu pas. Ngabosenkeun jeung sok kaluar.

Kuring siga

Knock knock!

Who is there?

Europe!

Europe who?

I am not a poo.  I am not a poo.

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God bless.

Knock knock joke

Ketok ketok!

Saha anu aya di dinya?

Éropa!

Éropa saha?

Abdi sanés pupuk. Abdi sanés pupuk.

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Gusti mberkahi.

Joke ketok ketok

Good morning

Wilujeng énjing

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Kuring moal pernah ngolok-ngolok jalma anu gaduh kursi toilet anu haneut deui...🥶🥶🥶

Life update

Apdet kahirupan

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Naha Éta Karasa Teu Gampang?

Kadang-kadang jalma nanya,

"Naha anjeun henteu nyarioskeun éta?"

Jawabanana sabenerna basajan:

Kuring henteu terang ti mana ngamimitian.

Teu yén kuring henteu hoyong muka.

Meureun sabab, salami ieu, kuring henteu pernah bener-bener gaduh tempat anu aman dimana batur daék ngadangu sacara tulus.

Jadi kuring diajar pikeun ngangkut sagalana sorangan.

Kasedihan → dikubur.
Kekecewaan → dikumpulkeun.
Kaperluan → dipinggirkeun.

Sakedik demi sakedik, éta janten kabiasaan.

Dugi ka hiji poé, bahkan nyarios,

"Kuring henteu saé,"

mimitina karasa asing.

Jalma ningali batur anu katingalina tenang, dewasa, sareng siga anu gaduh sagalana dina kontrol.

Tapi naon anu aranjeunna henteu ningali nyaéta yén penampilan tenang ieu sering ngan saukur topeng anu dijaga kalayan ati-ati...

nutup tatu anu henteu pernah bener-bener ngagaduhan kasempetan pikeun cageur.

Upami anjeun ngan ukur ngamimitian pikeun muka, éta henteu masalah.

Anjeun henteu kedah ngalakukeun sadayana sakaligus.

Candak waktos anjeun.

Allah terang unggal perasaan di jantung anjeun, bahkan doa anu anjeun henteu mendakan kecap pikeun nyarios sareng cimata anu henteu turun.

Anjeun henteu kedah kuat sorangan.

Allah sok ngadangu, sareng sok aya harepan pikeun cageur—satu léngkah leutik dina hiji waktos.

Karasa Capé 😭😭

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Katakan yén urang diserang ku ninjas sareng aranjeunna sadayana mawa pedang - hayu urang nyebut Shinobi kalayan ninjatō pikeun ngajelaskeun. Aranjeunna sumping ti garis waktu alternatif dimana masa depan nyaéta Jepang feodal. Aranjeunna peryogi sapatu urang sareng daék maéhan urang pikeun éta. Naha urang bakal balik tanpa sapatu atanapi anjeun gaduh rencana pikeun nyalametkeun sapatu urang?

Ninjas Hayang Sapatu Urang!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Abdi nyobian nyekel FOG kamari... Abdi MIST. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Naon anu kajadian ka kodok anu parkir sacara ilegal? Éta ditangkap.

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Naon meme pangkolotna anu anjeun gaduh anu masih ngajadikeun anjeun seuri tapi ngingetkeun umur anjeun?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Ngan setan awéwé biasa di dieu

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Mangga, bebek leutik ieu parantos aya di sirah abdi salami 2 jam!

Before he passed away, Hue Heffner once successfully stopped an order of monks from operating a business on his property.

Apparently the monks had set up a shop on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion where they were selling flowers.

When asked about it, one frair said, “Well if it were anyone else, we probably would have gotten away with it.  But it turns out only Hue can prevent florist friars.”

Flower selling monks

Sateuacan anjeunna pupus, Hue Heffner sakali sukses ngeureunkeun hiji pesenan biksu pikeun ngajalankeun usaha di harta milikna.

Ternyata biksu-biksu éta parantos nyetél toko di halaman Playboy Mansion di mana aranjeunna ngajual kembang.

Nalika ditanya ngeunaan éta, salah sahiji biksu nyarios, “Nya lamun éta batur anu sanés, sigana urang bakal tiasa lolos. Tapi kanyataanna ngan Hue anu tiasa nyegah biksu florist.”

Biksu nu ngajual kembang

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Kuring kantos gaduh pagawean ngancurkeun kaleng,
Éta téh ngadadak soda..

My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

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Tipe idéal kuring: Jalma anu sabar cukup pikeun nahan kabodohan kuring 😎 Jalma anu mendakan kuring lucu sanajan kuring ngalakukeun hal-hal aneh 😏 Sareng jalmi anu gaduh pola pikir séhat sareng henteu gaduh masalah mental 👍

Kakuatan kuring: Kuring gaduh mental anu kuat. Ogé, kuring tiasa sering ngageter anjeun, tapi kuring lemah, jadi éta moal nyeri. Éta waé
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

Dina anu sanés kuring angkat ka mésér tangkal Natal
Jalma di toko nyarios "anjeun badé masangna sorangan"
Kuring nyarios "Kuring mikir di ruang tamu"

🤓🤭

Ellis: "Did you just say huff huff pass? Jake: No, I said huff puff pass. But, huff huff pass works too.

What makes it even funnier is that they were playing a southpark game at the time, pretending to huff each other's backend bugle blasts.

WPE's unhinged quote of the year

Ellis: "Naha anjeun nyarios huff huff pass? Jake: Henteu, kuring nyarios huff puff pass. Tapi, huff huff pass ogé tiasa.

Naon anu ngajadikeun éta langkung lucu nyaéta yén aranjeunna maénkeun kaulinan southpark dina waktos éta, pura-pura huff ti masing-masing ti beluk bugle.

Kutipan teu teratur taun WPE

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Kuring patepung jeung budak awéwé séjén di Boo. Manehna resep kana pos kuring jeung ngomentaran yén kuring lucu, jadi sacara alami, salaku lalaki anu sopan, kuring ngajawab jeung nyarita ka manehna lamun manehna hoyong kontén anu leuwih liar, manehna kudu DM kuring.

Manehna ngalakukeunana. Hormat, kuring kaget.

Hal kahiji anu manehna bawa nyaéta jinis MBTI na. Kuring teu apal nanaon ngeunaan éta. Kuring ngan di dieu ngajalani kahirupan kalayan vibes jeung Google Calendar.

Jadi kuring nanya ka manehna naon éta MBTI, jeung manehna nyebutkeun éta nyaritakeun kumaha otak anjeun berfungsi. Sapertos MRI kepribadian, sigana.

Kuring nyebutkeun keren, kumaha cara gawéna? Jeung pikeun ngajaga énergi tetep kacau, kuring ngirimkeun poto Lord Voldemort — tapi kalayan irung lengkep jeung huntu Inggris anu gedé, seuri saperti anjeunna anyar waé réngsé tuang di pub jeung ngolonisasi hiji hal.

Manehna teu acan ngajawab ti saprak harita.

Anu adil. Tapi ogé: anjeun teu tiasa nyuhunkeun kuring pikeun ngajajah pikiran sareng henteu ngarepkeun meme penyihir.

Poto anu kuring kirim:

Kuring patepung jeung budak awéwé séjén di boo

Wild spirit❤️

Roh liar❤️

🤣

What a joke 🙂

Naon guyonan 🙂

🤭😂

Dad Joke Moon Hair

Lelucon Bapa Bulan Rambut

😂

Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Momen nu ngaganggu tina “teu ayeuna sosialis”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

Naha anjeun terang yén Spiderman gaduh jaket usum tiis anu dijieun sadayana tina roti datar Mediterania?

For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

😊😊😊

Kusabab sababaraha alesan, kuring ngan ukur terang 25 huruf tina alfabet

Kuring teu terang y

Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes from the past.

Naha komputer angkat ka terapi?
Éta ngagaduhan teuing byte ti jaman baheula.

📱 🤧

Met a girl on Boo. Profile said “Sapiosexual ✨ | Looking for someone who gets it.”
So I replied, “I get it.” Boom. Connection.

We start talking. First message I send her is a 4-paragraph summary of my MBTI compatibility with hers. No emojis. Just raw data. She says, “Lol that’s intense.” I say, “Yeah, I’m an executive.”

Three messages in she says she loves “men who know themselves.” So I send her a screenshot of my weekly planner and a photo of my toothbrush. No context. Just dominance.

She tells me she’s into astrology. I say, “I’m a Leo.”
She says, “Of course you are.”
I say, “Thank you.”
She says, “That wasn’t a compliment.”
I say, “That’s not how Leos operate.”

Then she asks me what I feel when I think about love.
I tell her it’s like a company merger — high risk, high reward, usually someone gets fired.

She blocked me after that. But I still check her profile once a day. Just to make sure I haven’t been unblocked.
I haven’t.

Yet.

Patepang sareng budak awéwé di Boo. Profilna nyebut “Sapiosexual ✨ | Milarian batur anu ngartos.”
Jadi abdi ngabales, “Abdi ngartos.” Boom. Koneksi.

Urang ngamimitian ngobrol. Pesan kahiji anu abdi kirimkeun ka anjeunna nyaéta ringkesan 4-paragraf ngeunaan kasaluyuan MBTI abdi sareng anjeunna. Teu aya emoji. Ngan data mentah. Anjeunna nyarios, “Lol éta intens.” Abdi nyarios, “Enya, abdi mangrupikeun eksekutif.”

Tilu pesan di jerona anjeunna nyarios anjeunna resep “laki-laki anu terang diri.” Janten abdi ngirimkeun screenshot rencana mingguan abdi sareng foto sikat huntu abdi. Teu aya kontéks. Ngan dominasi.

Anjeunna nyarios yén anjeunna resep astrologi. Abdi nyarios, “Abdi Leo.”
Anjeunna nyarios, “Tangtos anjeun.”
Abdi nyarios, “Hatur nuhun.”
Anjeunna nyarios, “Éta sanés pujian.”
Abdi nyarios, “Éta sanés cara Leo beroperasi.”

Teras anjeunna naros ka abdi naon anu abdi rasakeun nalika mikirkeun cinta.
Abdi nyarios yén éta sapertos merger perusahaan — résiko tinggi, ganjaran tinggi, biasana aya anu dipecat.

Anjeunna ngeblok abdi saatos éta. Tapi abdi masih mariksa profilna sakali sapoé. Ngan pikeun mastikeun yén abdi henteu di-unblock.
Abdi henteu.

Tapi.

Abdi patepang sareng budak awéwé sanés di boo

A Boo community for meeting other Jokes enthusiasts.

Jokes Community

😂😂😂

Naha aya alesan unggal pos di dieu ngan ukur gambar ucing? 🤣

:D

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Sadayana guyonan 😂 😜

Naon anu anjeun gaduh?

Waktu anu poék meryogikeun guyonan anu sarua poék.

Kumaha kuring resep nalika lalaki gaduh ego gedé pikeun teu nanaon

Lelucon

Kasenangan téh hiji hal

Perjalanan grup atawa sorangan?

Kusabab abdi resep pisan kana guyonan bapa sareng abdi budak pisan. 🙃