Hens Zej Zog

Kuv pom ib tug qaib hla txoj kev.

Thiab tom qab nws yog 3-4 tus qaib poj. Nws yog tus neeg ua si zog lossis ib tug alpha tiag.

Qej Nqaij Tsa

Cov qej tab tom nce lawv cov qe ntau ntxiv tam sim no vim huab cua tab tom txias.

Introduction!

Full Introduction (Adapted from @swampmamajean) Nyob zoo txhua tus! Kuv yog Joelle (koj tuaj yeem hu kuv ua Elle lossis Joe). Nws yog Jow-EHLL HENS-lee (zoo li Noel nrog J, thiab "hens" zoo li noog). Kuv 21 xyoo, yog tus tub ntxhais kawm, yog tus muam, thiab yog tus neeg uas muaj kev xav txawv…( kho dua lawm )nyeem ntxiv

Cov qaib yog kuv nyiam tshaj

Kuv muaj qee tus ntxhais qaib zoo nkauj tab sis cov qaib yeej muaj kuv lub siab. Kuv tau muaj hmoo kom muaj ntau tus tub zoo nkauj uas hlub. Yog tias kuv muaj ib qho chaw los cawm lawv txhua tus, kuv yuav ua.

Ib qho ntawm kuv cov qaib

Nws tau nrhiav kuv ib ncig ntawm lub vaj txog thaum kuv tau txais lub thawv khoom plig

Ib qho npau suav

puas yog qhov phem tias kuv xav kom kuv tuaj yeem tsiv mus deb ntawm qhov nrawm thiab nrawm ntawm lub nroog mus rau qhov twg kuv tuaj yeem cog kuv tus kheej txiv ntoo, muaj ib lub vaj loj uas kuv tuaj yeem sau, muaj qee tus qaib, nrhiav, fish thiab nrhiav? Kuv xav txog hauv lub caij ntuj no kuv…nyeem ntxiv

Nyeem siab 🐔🧺🥚

"Kuv xav muab kuv tus tsab ntawv thiab tus npog tseg... Thiab nce qaib es... Koj xav li cas, cov phooj ywg?" 😂 #memes #dungeonsanddragons( kho dua lawm )

Ntoo ntawm nas

Koj pom pes tsawg nas thiab nas ntxhais? 😅

kuv cov qaib owo

kuv muaj 1 buff orpington, nws yog tus oldest thiab nws lub npe hu ua Greta ! ces kuv 4 silver laced wyandottes, Benrey, Fiona, Jimana, thiab Jojo (Siwa lmao). lawv yog kuv cov menyuam kuv hlub lawv heev

Nyeem Noj Easter

Ua tsaug rau zaub mov thiab kev kho. -New York Sirlion Steak nruab nrab qhuav/tsiaj noj zaub -Pork Belly -Wild-caught Gulf Shrimp -Qe (ua tsaug kuv cov qaib zoo nkauj) -Grass-fed Butter -sab mustard. Shhhh, zais. Dab tsi txhua tus noj hnub no?

Peb puas muaj txoj cai?

Koj pom qhov no ntawm ib qho chaw nres tsheb ntawm no. Kuv tsis yog vegan. Kuv tau hnov txog qhov xwm txheej phem hauv kev lag luam qaib. Tsis paub txog qhov no txog kev tua txiv qaib. Nco txog cov chaw nco txog. Kuv sim thiab yuav qe organic uas kuv vam tias txhais tau tias muaj kev noj qab haus…nyeem ntxiv

Ushan zoo siab pom kuv

Nws paub tias kuv yuav mus txhaj nws thiab... muab nws cov zaub mov qab! Yog li ntawd nws ib txwm npaj siab rau qee lub sijhawm qhia! Tab sis cov qaib kuj muaj kev txhawj xeeb me ntsis 😂( kho dua lawm )

Cov zaub mov Asian

30-Min Soy Sauce Chicken Recipe (Cornish Hens)! Serving: 2 mus 4 Prep time: 5 feeb Cook time: 25 feeb Ingredients: 2 (2 ¼ phaus) Cornish Hens 1 tablespoon roj 3 daim ntawv ginger 6 cloves garlic 2 stalks scallions 2 tablespoons sugar 1/2 khob soy sauce 2 tablespoons dark soy sauce 2 tablespoons…nyeem ntxiv

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Kuv ib zaug ua haujlwm rau kev sib ntsib rau nas Tab sis kuv tab tom nyuaj siab kom cov nas ntsib tau.

Daim joke txiv

Kuv tau ua ib qho kev pab cuam nrhiav tus khub rau nas. Tab sis kuv tab tom nyuaj siab kom cov nas ntsib.

Cov no tau tshwm sim hauv ib lub khob qaib thiab nas. Tsis muaj tswv yim txog lawv yog dab tsi.

Cov noog hnyav yog qhov zoo tshaj

Nws zoo nkauj heev, thiab nws tseem hu rau kuv mus txog thaum nws paub tias kuv tsuas yog sim muab nws qhuas xwb.

Kuv & Henrietta!

Leej twg nyob ntawm no tuav qaib lossis duck?

Nws Pom Lawm

Cov sijhawm raug tub sab los ntawm nas yog tsawg tab sis tsis yog xoom

Ushan thaum hmo

Nws yeej ib txwm saib xyuas lub ncej thaum cov qaib pw tom qab nws hauv lub koov thaum hmo! Dab tsi yog ib tug qaib muaj siab!

Hnub Monday, Kev Ua Haujlwm tab tom hu..

Thaum cov qaib hu lawv cov nkauj tsis zoo, Dawb peb los ntawm kev pw, oh dhau los, Txawm tias kev ua haujlwm yuav ua rau peb ntshai, Rau lub sijhawm zoo nyob hauv kev lag luam txhua hnub.

Qhov no "popped up" 🫣😂🤣nrog kuv Hens & Chicks succulents ~ Nws zoo li txawv heev uas kuv googled nws: 🤔⬇️🍄 Mutinus elegans, uas feem ntau hu ua elegant stinkhorn,[2] dog stinkhorn, headless stinkhorn, lossis devil's dipstick, yog ib hom fungus nyob hauv Phallaceae (stinkhorn) tsev neeg.

Nqaij

Kuv tau 3 qe los ntawm kuv cov nqaij hnub no!

Cov nas nplooj ntoo ua qauv zoo heev

Rau qhov chaw, cov nas nplooj ntoo tsis tshua poof yog tias muaj leej twg threatening lawv cov menyuam, tab sis yog tias koj hu qee tus ntawm lawv tias lawv zoo, lawv yuav zoo siab thiab yuav ua txhua yam kom hnov nws dua. Lawv yog cov poofs me me uas xav tau kev saib xyuas.

Cov quaj - Qeb 1

Leej twg yuav yeej tau qhov kev xav ntawm cov noog tshiab uas tau koom nrog pawg noog ob peb hnub dhau los?

Tus tshuaj xyuas xyuas kuv txoj kev phab ntsa

Kuv tau muaj qee tus neeg tuaj ntawm cov qaib thaum kuv tseem tab tom ua phab ntsa pob zeb thaum hmo ntuj, tus no tab tom ntsuam xyuas kuv txoj haujlwm me ntsis.

Hloov qhov........ 🤣🤣🤣

Ib tug neeg ua liaj ua teb nqa nqaij nqes mus rau ib lub bar hauv zos, zaum ze ntawm ib tug poj niam thiab thov ib khob champagne. Tus poj niam txav siab thiab hais tias, "Yuav ua li cas? Kuv刚刚 thov ib khob champagne, thiab. Qhov no yog ib qho coincidence" tus neeg ua liaj ua teb hais. "Qhov no…nyeem ntxiv

Kuv cov qaib sim muab qe rau hauv tib lub ncuav tib lub sijhawm 💀

Cia peb yuav av ntawm ib qho dej, tsim ib qho tsev los ntawm qhov pib, ntxiv 2 tus qav, 2 tus qaib, qee tus yaj thiab nas, thiab muaj ob tug dev ua tus phooj ywg. Peb tuaj yeem ua zaub mov rau peb tus kheej, ntes ntses, ua haujlwm rau peb txoj sia, tsim hluav taws kom sov, thiab tso tseg cov thev naus laus zis niaj hnub.( kho dua lawm )

Nrhiav ib qho khoom plig rau cov qaib no 🐔

Eh dab tsi ua rau qhov ntawd

Koj puas tau hnov txog Guinea Keets!?

Ib qho ntawm peb cov qaib 🐓nws yog ib tug nplooj! Peb tau nqa nws cov qe kawg thiab muab Guinea keet qe rau nws! 8 ntawm 12 tau hatching 🐣 tawm!

Yog li kuv tau ua ib qho?

Kuv nyiam ua cov khoom. Yog li ntawd 3D printer. Zoo, kuv tseem nyiam ua DIY lub sijhawm. Koj paub hom, cov ntoo uas tuaj hauv ib qho kit thiab koj yuav tsum sib sau. Zoo, qhov teeb meem loj tshaj plaws kuv muaj yog... qhov wax lawv muab rau koj tsis txaus. Thiab nws tiag tiag mus txhua qhov…nyeem ntxiv

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Kuv pib khiav ib lub chaw muag khoom rau nas. Tab sis nws yog ib qho kev nyuaj heev sim ua kom nas poj niam muaj nqaij

Taug kev cawv

Thaum koj coj ib qho kev lom zem ntawm ib qho taug kev koj yuav tau qee yam tsis muaj qhov tseeb 😁