Hapori Attempt

He nganatanga whakaahua i rahua😂😂😂

He aha ngā tāne māia ki a rātou anō kāore e whaiwhai ana i ngā wāhine?

3. Te whakaute i ngā rohenga: He huarahi te “kāore e whaiwhai” hei whakaatu i te whakaute. Ki te whakaatu te wahine kāore ia e aro mai ana—ahakoa mā te kōrero tika, mā te tohu rānei—ka whakaae ia ki tēnei hei meka, kaua hei wero kia “whakakīkī” ia kia rerekē tana whakaaro. 4. He oranga mōna ake:…pānui atu

Kei a Mātou te Pūrongo Nui Atu i Ngā Wā Katoa. He aha te take kāore e mārama atu mātou? Kei te noho mātou i te wā e tata ana te mōhiohio ki te wāhi katoa.

Ka taea e mātou te ako i ngā kaupapa katoa kāore e uru ki te whare wānanga, te ako mai i ngā tāngata kāore e tutaki mātou, me te uru ki te mōhiohio nui atu i te whakaarotanga o ngā whakatipuranga o mua. Engari, kāore te uru ki te mōhiohio e puta ai te mārama. Ka pānui mātou kāore e whakauru. Ka…pānui atu

He kai i a au e mahi ana i ētahi mahi kāore e utua ana mō taku mahi, kātahi ka haere au ki te ako i ētahi tohu rori, i te mea e whakaaro ana ahau ki te whakamātau ki te noho i tētahi whakamātautau e hiahiatia ana mō tērā atu wāhanga o te whiwhi raihana taraiwa i Lithuania.

He nui tēnei mō te rua, te toru rānei o ngā tohanga.

Te whakamātautau tuatahi i te Pork Katsu Curry :3

I hangaia te kari me te kore rīpene, i puta mai hei mea whakamīharo ^^

I tried 😂

I te tuatahi te tunu i te keke, ā, i huri hei Wilson mai i te cast away 😂 I runga i te paerewa 1-10, he aha tāu e tuku ana ki tēnei whakamātautau?

tūtohu tuarua

i runga i te pepa kāore e taea te waihono ki te wai (me ētahi pene tae) inktober rā 9 [Ram] ko te whakamahi pepa he tino whakamahi hei excuse pai mō taku kore mōhio ki ngā rauemi wai 😭

Roket N1 Soviet

Kua mutu tēnei pūrākau rongonui. Ko te whakamātau tuatahi ki te tuku, te 3L.

He wahi kei te kākāriki

He whakamātau ki te He wahi kei te kākāriki mai i te Little Shop of Horrors he tino uaua ki te mahi nāna i te painga o te waiata me te whakakākahu i te reo i te wā e pono ana me te pōuri i te wā kotahi. He waiata tino pai, he pōuri hoki E mōhio ana au ko Seymour te tino pai Engari kei te rāhuitia…pānui atu

Bara Pānana

Tōku whakamātautau tuatahi ki te hanga i te bara pānana i ngā tau, ā, i puta mai hei tino pai. Kāore e taea te kimi i taku āhua rīwai, nō reira me whakamahi te āhua kēke. I puta mai hei āhua nui pounamu.

Ngā hiahia, ngā tūmanako, te riri...

“Kaiako, me pēhea e ako ai au ki te whakawātea?” “He aha te take o te whakaora i ngā tohu? Ako kāore e tango i ngā mea hei tangata.” Ko te tango riri he mahi e hāngai ana ki a koe. I te reo Ukrainian, ka taea e te pūāhua -ся te tohu ko te mahi e hāngai ana ki te tangata e mahi ana. I ētahi atu…pānui atu

I te mutunga ka taea e au te cosplay pai tuatahi i te ao, ā, he cosplay tēnei o taku kaiwaiata tino pai

Ko tēnei pea te cosplay tino pai ki au ki te whakamātau, ā, he angitū nui, ā, āe, koinei taku kākahu Halloween.

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Te whakamātau tuatahi ki te hanga scone

Kupu Whakataki: Te Kī Taunaha i te Kūaha

(kupu whakataki roa ake i tēnei, he here noa kei konei) I oho a Helios i mua i te putanga mai o te rā, kua kākā te ruma i te pōuriuri. I takoto tonu ia ki te moenga, e whakarongo ana. I te nuinga o te wā, i tēnei hāora, ka rangona e ia te oro o te huri kōhatu a tōna pāpā, ōna hū e whiti ana i te…pānui atu

Kākahu Hoodie kua pania ki te hātea

Nō nā tata nei i kite au i ētahi mahi toi i hangaia ki te hātea i runga ipurangi, ā, i hiahia au ki te whakamātau māku anō… koinei taku whakamātau tuatahi, ā, i hiahia au kia hāngai ki te kaupapa o te Halloween. He aha ō koutou whakaaro??

🖤🌑 TE AROHA E HIAHIA ANA KOE — EHARA I TE MEA KA WHAKARONGO NOA AHAU KI TĒNEI WAIATA. KA RUKU AHAU KI ROTO.

He pēne ka kitea e koe. He pēne ka tino kaingākautia e koe. Ā, he pēne anō ka āta noho tō rātou puoro hei reo kua ako kē koe, me te kore rawa koe e mōhio. Mōku, kua pēnei te reo o Sleep Token mō ngā tau maha. Ā, ko The Love You Want tētahi o aua waiata kāore au e hiahia ki te noho ki te mata…pānui atu

Taku whakamātautau hou Ko te mea nui te whakamātautau tuatahi, he maha ngā hapa. Ko te tuarua he whakamātautau ki te whakapai ake, ā, i te mutunga, kāore au i te mōhio he tino rite tā rātou ahua lmao ko te mea iti he pai ake, engari e rua ngā hapa kei te wāhi tika i runga i te rua 😂

Tōku whakamātau hou, kāore e pēhea ana?

[Tākoha] Me pēhea te whakatau a te Atua i ahau i taku wā tino pouri i te 16

Kia ora koutou e ngā tuakana me ngā tuahine i roto i a Karaiti, I tēnei rā, i whakaaro au ka hiahia au ki te kōrero mō te wā tuatahi i te wā i rongo ai au i te aroaro o te Wairua Tapu me pēhea te tīmata o taua wheako i te huringa i roto i taku ora. Tekau mā rua tau ki muri, i te wā i 16 au, i pā…pānui atu

I did a thing

Kua ngana au ki te hanga i ngā āhua pārekareka, kāore au i te tino pai ki reira engari ko tēnei te mea i ngana ai au ki te whakakākahu kākariki( whakatikahia )

Kia noho hei koe

Kia noho hei koe nāna i te wā ka kitea e au koe i tētahi rā ka hinga au ki a koe, ka noho mō te mea ko wai koe. Kāore au e hiahia ki te mahi i ngā mea pōturi hei whakamīharo i a au nāna i te mea ka whakamīharo i a au ko te āhua e aroha ana koe ki a au i te mea ka tuku mai koe ki roto i a au ka…pānui atu

Taku nganatanga tuatahi ki te hanga panekeke, 20 tau ki muri.

Kaua e kata mai ki ahau. :(

Pūhoro āporo

Ko te whakamātautau tuatahi, i pai te whānau ki a rātou

Heihei Alfredo

Ko te Heihei Alfredo tētahi o aku kai tino pai. Koinei anake te kai ka tonoa e au i Olive Garden, ā, he tino pai ki ahau i reira. Kāore i rite te reka ki tērā, engari mō taku whakamātau tuatahi, he pai tonu. Me hanga e au te ranu nāku anō, i te mea kua wareware ahau ki te hoko i te ranu Alfredo.…pānui atu

Nga Rongoā Pātea

Ka taea e koe te rongo? Te hā o aku whakaritenga i te pō? E pā ana ki te tango i te kapu O te tii rongoā me te chamomile me te echinachea. Ka mātakitaki au i te matapihi Ko te whenua e whakakākahu ana I te marama o te rori. E whakaaro ana mō te kakara, E whakakotahi ana i te mīere - Hei whakangā i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ngā whakamātautau i te pātea poro

Kei te whakamātau au i tētahi rīhi hou. Kāore e tino kino, kāore e tino pai. He tino uaua te āhua, ā, kāore i te nui te ranu. Engari, he tika te pātea. Ka whakarite au mō te whakamātautau e whai ake nei 🫡

Putanga brioche o te pōtae anti-ICE

Kua oti tēnei i a au i ngā marama e pātea ana. Ko tēnei taku ngana ki te pōtae anti-ICE, e tango ana i te ahua me te kaupapa whānui, ā, e ngana ana au ki te hanga anō i a ia i roto i te brioche e rua ngā tae. He iti noa te uaua me te raru i te mea i whakaaro au, engari i taea e au te whakaoti.

Taku whakamātau ki te poke bowl

I tunua e au te tuna, kaua e whakawa mai ki ahau 😩

Hoia o te Takurua

E mōhio ana ahau kāore te āhua o te kanohi e tino ōrite pū ki tētahi o ngā mea kua mau i a ia, engari ki ōku whakaaro kua mau pai tonu ahau i te wairua o taua āhua 🙏 Kia atawhai mai, he whakamātau tuatahi tēnei.

Tōku tino ngana

95 kg bw

Tīpuna nāna i hanga te keke 🎂

Tōku whakamātautau tuatahi ki te hanga keke 😭😭

Ka tuhinga au i etahi wa

Kaore au i te tino mohio he aha te korero mo tenei, kei te hiahia au ki te tuhinga i etahi atu mea i konei. I tetahi atu, ko tenei taku tuhinga tuatahi mo te toi matihiko <3

Taku ngana ki te hanga i tētahi Bonnie whakamataku mō te Halloween

Pasta i hanga i te kāinga i taku whakamātautau tuatahi 🥺❤️

Te whakamātautau tuarua i te pātea pork.

I pai ake te reka engari i kino te āhua. I raru te wāhanga pātea o te kiri, kāore i pākiki (ka taea e koe te kite he papatahi te kiri i te nuinga). Ka pai, ki te mea e whai ake nei. 😮‍💨

Taku Ngana Ki Te Taki 😅

Te ngana ki te tuhi i te tangata kei te taha ki raro e Picasso (kāore i oti)

Ngā Wairua Pō

I te tino ngenge ahau ki te whakaoti i te pō i pātea, engari inaianei kua tae mai te ata, kei te whai au i taua pūngao hou ki te whakaoti. Ki taku whakaaro, i te wā e peita ana au i te mea e whai ake, ka ngana au ki te mahi i tētahi putanga pango me te ma.

Haerenga rōti pātea

#te tunu i te ngana tuatahi ki te rōti pātea i puta mai hei pai, tērā pea i te wā e whai ake nei ka tino pai.