Hapori Caveman

Tāne kōhatu, kāore he steak sirloin?

Kaore e taea e au te whiriwhiri i tetahi

Ahakoa, kua whakakorehia taku instagram, a, kaore au e whai atu i tetahi papanga pāpori. Nō reira, kua hoki au ki te tangata kōhatu.

Caveman dev

Te taahiraa e whai ake nei: te tangata pāpāho.

Kei te raru au

Nā, kāore e taea e au te kite i tētahi mea i konei, kua mate te kōrero pakeke, kāore rānei e taea e au te noho i te ao, kāore e taea e au te noho hei tangata kōkiri, nā te mea kei te pērā au Hei tohu, kua riro mai i a au ngā wā maha i te wā e tuku karere ana au ki tētahi e pai ana ki taku kōtahi i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Kei te hiahia au i tēnei...

Kei te hiahia au ki te noho i roto i te whanaungatanga me te tangata kāore e mataku ki te titiro, ki te tohu, ki te mea "āe, ko ia taku tangata kōhatu" i a au e pānui ana i ngā oro pātea i muri i te pānga ki taku toe iti🤧

Kākahu mō te Halloween

Ka pai ahau ki te hanga kākahu mō taku tama. Mai i te tangata kōkako ki te kaipōti rangi, ki te pirata. He mea māmā, etahi mea mai i te kāhui kākahu, kāore i te mea i hangaia hei hāngai. I muri mai, ko te mea anake i hiahia ai ia ko Star Wars Ko wai atu i hanga i ētahi mea ngahau?( whakatikahia )

Te tangata kōkiri i te ahi 🔥💀

Ahea koe e whakaaro ana ko te tangata tuatahi ki te whakaaro "ko te kuri iti!"?

Kei te pai ahau ki te whakaaro i te wā o ngā kōhatu. Pērā i te tangata kōhatu e whakaaro ana "āe, he kuri iti, me te kai hei whakakī, me haere ki te hunt" Ko te whakaritenga o nāianei, "me haere ki te toa ki te tiki i te kibble"

Te whakahirahira o te kore e korero mai tetahi ki a koe.

He whakaaro kāore e tino pārekareka: ko te wāhanga pai o te taiao kāore e noho ana i ngā rākau, i te tirohanga. Ko te pāpāho, te pōuri nui e kore e tumanako tetahi ki te whakautu, ki te pānui, ki te whakamārama. Ka noho mātou i roto i ā mātou koiora katoa e whakahaere ana i ngā kōrero, i ngā…pānui atu

Tāne kōhatu. Te kiriata pai rawa atu.

Ka taea e te tangata te whakamārama ki te tangata kōkako i konei, he aha tēnei whanaungatanga 50/50?

Te whenua o nga tangata kōkiri

He aha i kai te tangata kōhatu i te tina?

Ngā Pānui Pātea! 🥪 Ko tēnei te Pākiki Pōtae o tō rā!( whakatikahia )

Mīti. Tote. Ki raro i te puku.

E whakakotahi ana i taku wairua tangata kōhatu. 100% mīti, te kai tino tāne e taea ana (mō te hunga e whakapae ana kāore e taea e mātou te whakakī i te mea kāore e taea e mātou te whakakī i te mea kāore e taea e mātou te whakakī i te mea kāore e taea e mātou te whakakī i te mea kāore e taea e mātou…pānui atu

Ko te whakamate i te boredom.

Tō hoa tangata prehistorical i te pō

Kua roa rawa atu

Nōna i te mea kāore au i te whai pānga ki te tangata, e te mea nei kāore au e mōhio ki te whakawhitiwhiti ki ngā tāngata, kāore e taea e au te kōrero ki ngā mema o te taha rerekē, kāore au e taea te kī GIRL NICE TO ME, ME LUV GIRL pēnā i tētahi tangata kāore e taea te whakawhanaketanga, me pēhea e…pānui atu

Te Wa

Mēnā ka whai wāhi koe ki te haere i roto i te wa, ka haere koe, ā, āhea? Tuhia i raro nei mō te wāhi, kei hea koe e hiahia ana ki te haere?

E teitei ana te ahua o te tangata kōhatu i ia rā

Tāne

Te hiahia tāne ki te hīkoi ki te ngahere, ka hoki ki ō tātou pakiaka Monke.

Kōkāka

Kīni Jerk me ngā kōkāka o te tangata kōhatu. Ko ngā RDLs he huinga nui me ngā kōkāka pātea e rua he mea nui, ā, i muri mai ka huri au i tēnei pātea i muri i tōku tuara me te mahi i ngā 34 hīkoi i waho, ka huri au ki te taha rerekē ka mahi anō i ngā 34 hīkoi, ā, i te wā i te pau te pāmahana i ngā…pānui atu

Ka tino whakamīharo te tangata i te āheinga e taea e au te hanga whakaahua. Ehara i te mea he uaua. Ahakoa, kua riro au hei tangata kōkiri mō ngā wāhanga i mua 😅😅😅 Ko tēnei taku hanga katoa o Corsair, he whakaaro?

Te Whakatūpato

He ata pai Hang power clean ki raro i ngā kōwhai, tīmata ki ngā 3 front squats i hangaia ki te huinga taumaha e taea ana 4 sprint 360° caveman squats ki ēnei gamma cast front lunges (ko te karapu he 35lbs/15.9kgs)

He aha te take me panoni ai taku reo hei mōhio ngā tāngata kei te whakakatakata au?

I te wā e tino nui ana ahau, ka kōrero au i taku reo noa, i te wā e whakakatakata ana au, ka whakamahi au i te reo tangata pātea, he tangata kāinga, he tangata mōhio, ā, ka kata au i aku whakakatakata. Ko ēnei whakakatakata e whakaarohia ana hei pai, engari ka tere te huri ki te humārie pouri.( whakatikahia )

Tāwharau tangata

Kori fun

Ko te mīhana o te rā, whakahohehia he kōrero ki tētahi tangata i te wā e pānui ana i ngā oro kararehe rerekē i ia 10 hēkona, ā, kōrero ki a rātou "i tētahi wāhi i tawhiti, e karanga ana te taiao..." Ā, ka haere ki te rerenga rerekē i te wā e mahi ana i ngā oro tangata kōhatu.( whakatikahia )

Te erotika o nga tangata kōkako

I hiahia hoki nga tangata kōkako ki te tinana wahine, ā, he tino whakamīharo!

He ahi pātea i te pō makariri...

I te puni, i hanga he ahi, kāore he tangata hei tiri i te ahi.... kāore he tangata hei whakamīharo i āku pūkenga tangata kōhatu..... ā, kāore, he pō ātaahua.

Tangata Prehistoric, Tangata Kore Prehistoric?

I etahi tangata i korero mai ki a au he pai ake taku ahua i te kore whakakī, i te whakakī. He aha tā koutou whakaaro? Tērā pea he whakaiti?

I te riri o taku tangata prehistorika e ngunguru ana i te tatari mo te heke.. Engari i te mutunga ka pouri ahau i te kite i te heke..

Ko au i te raumati me ko au i te takurua (2 tangata rerekē)

He pīrori pāpori au i te wera, e puta ana i ia rā, engari i te takurua kāore au e puta, ā, ka noho au i taku pūkoro pērā i te tangata kōkiri. Ko te mahere kēmu he kēmu ataata me te pupuri i te wera, kāore e whakapau moni.

He tangata ana i konei haha

Te rīpene hou o te Paraire!!!

Ka pērā te māmā i te tango i te hūhā nui. I te whakaaro ahau he tangata kōkiri, ahakoa he āhua pēnei i te pēpi, i te mōhio ahau he mōhiohio ahau mō te wā, nō reira he aha te take kāore e taea.

Te Rā Pākete i Ō Rūnanga

He aha i pākete ai te tangata kōhatu mō te tina? -He pātea rīwai He aha i pākete ai te tīpene mō te tina? -He pātea rīwai kāpata

Rīwai

Me pēhea tō hiahia ki te tunu i tō rīwai?

Tuhinga pohewa hou nāku

“Te whakaaro wehe” Ki te wehe koe i a koe i te whakaaro mo te tangata ko wai koe, ka rite koe ki te tangata pāngia e te wehi e whakakāhoretia ana. He pouri kāore e taea e koe te kite i te ahua o tō kanohi, ka taea pea e te whakaaro nui te pānui i te wā e noho ana koe. Ka whakatūpato te tautohetohe…pānui atu

I haere mai ki a au i roto i te moemoeā.

Ko te whakaaro mo te kitenga me waiho hei mea e kore e mutu. He ngākaunui kāore e mōhio ana koe. He whakaaro kāore e taea e koe te hopu. He wāhi kāore e kitea e koe, he tangata kāore e mōhio ana koe, he āhua hinengaro kāore e mōhio ana koe. Tēnā wā e pā ana ki te Eureka i te wā e hinga ana ki…pānui atu

Te Ra 267 i te pāmu, ā, kei te tīmata au ki te āhua o te tangata kōhatu..

Tāpaea te Pai i te Pōuri

He kōrero māmā nō te tangata kōkiri. I te wā e pā ana ngā mea pōuri i te rā, ā, ka pā te hē ki a koe me te katoa i tēnei wāhanga, me hanga e koe he mea pai. He mea kotahi anake. Ka whakaaro ki taua mea kotahi i te rā katoa. Kei te haere tēnei ki te whakangungu nāna i te mea pai i tēnei rā he…pānui atu

Te Pāmu a Clarksons.

E mohio ana au he tino pātea a Jeremy Clarkson, he pēnei te āhua o te tangata, engari ki te hiahia koe ki te pāmu. A, ki te hiahia koe ki te whakangahau i a koe i te wā e ako ana, he whakaaturanga whakamīharo tēnei. Ki te kore koe e pātea i te iti rawa kotahi ka pānui au ki a koe he tina.