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Ngā kōwhiringa ora pai

Ngā pūngawerewere i te whare karakia- tuku karere( whakatikahia )

RIGA

Ko Riga he taone ataahua me te whakakotahi motuhake o te hītori me te ao hou. He ātaahua ngā whare, he pātea pātea, he pāka ātaahua, me te Tāone Tawhito whakahirahira. Kāore e tino kikī, he tika te utu noho i te taha o te nuinga o ngā taone Pākehā, ā, he nui ngā whai wāhitanga mahi. Mēnā e pai ana…pānui atu

Pwh

Ka ngaro katoa, "Tāwharau" 😆

Kaua e tūtohu! 😅 #memes #funny #comedy #jokes #forfun .ctto

Pūtea mana

He aha te mea e pai ake ana ki a koe, he kaha super, he tere super? Ka whiriwhiria e au te tere 😁

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#memes #pākiki #pārekareka #pūtea #mōteatea .ctto

Te ira ke

Mēnā ka taea e koe te noho hei ira ke mō te rā, he aha tāu e mahi ai? Me whakaarohia kāore e taea e koe te ātaahua, kāore rānei e pātea. Ka tino pārekareka tēnei! Ka mahi au i ngā mea katoa kāore e tika ana nāna i te mea he mea nui tēnei ki a au 🤣😅

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He aha te kararehe e whakamataku ana ki a koe?

Ko taku he wai tuwhera, me te whakaekea e te rehu nui. Kua tirohia e au te maha o ngā ataata YouTube e pā ana ki ngā whakaekenga kararehe. Ko tehea tō kōwhiringa?

He aha tāu tino "mehemea" i te ao?

Hari Easter!!

He aha tāu e mahi ana mēnā he mea? He tamariki āku nō reira e whakamahere ana au ki te whakahaere i tētahi hīkoikoi egg me ngā mea taketake. E hiahia ana au ki te tuku i ngā mihi ki a koutou katoa mō te mutunga wiki whakamiharo 🥰😍😋

He toa, he toa tonu

He ngawari pērā i te ata o Rātapu

I te wā i te rangi i te taha o te pae, e whiti ana te mahana ki runga i te koraha, ka kitea e mātou e tere ana i ngā ara paru i te tere tino nui, e waiho ana i ngā kapua puehu e pupuni ana i a mātou. I te taha o mātou, ka rere ngā kōkako koraha me te ātaahua, i te mea e whakatoi ana ngā rākau ki…pānui atu

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Ngā kapua āwhā

Kei te haere tonu te ua ki te patu i te matapihi, he rīhita whakangāwari e pānui ana i ahau ki te āhua whakaaro. I ngā wā pēnei, ka kitea e au te whakamarie i ngā pārekareka māmā o te ao – te haunga o te whenua kua rīhi i te ua, ngā oro tawhiti o te hapori, te hau pātea e rere ana i te matapihi…pānui atu

Ko te wai te rongoā pai rawa 😁🤭😜

Tena koutou, kia mohio tatou ki a tatou

He aha te mea e pa ana ki to koutou hara? Ka timata au, ko taku he k dramas 🤣

Te ngaro o te moe mo nga tuhinga iti whakakatakata

Kia pai te Rāpare

Tāhaea mai i ahau( whakatikahia )

Ngā Hōhā

I ngā pō kāore e taea te moe, kāore e pēnā te whakaaro o taku roro e whakatau ki te whakatū i tētahi pāti e kore e mutu, i te mea e inoi ana te toenga o au mō te moe. He tino uaua, e mōhio ana koe? Te ngana ki te whakakotahi i ngā whakaaro me ngā kare ā-roto ki tētahi āhua o te whakaritenga i te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Marama

Tangata ke i te whakaata

Ka mohio koe, i etahi wa me wehe atu koe i nga mea katoa e kore e pono ana, me mahi i tetahi mea pono. Na reira i reira au, kua riri i te tikanga tawhito, e hiahia ana ki te whakakoi i nga mea. I whakatau au ki te tango i tetahi manawa mai i nga BS katoa – mahi, whanau, nga tumanako – a, ka haere…pānui atu

Te hopu i ngā wairua tawhito

E mōhio ana au he mea rerekē tēnei, ā, tērā pea i ngaro i te rārangi o ngā mea katoa, engari he mea e hiahia ana au ki te whakakāhoretanga. I runga i tētahi take rerekē, kua piri mai tēnei ki au, pērā i te mea e tatari ana ki tōna wā ki te kitea. Nō reira, anei: mō te Rā Whakawhetai, e mihi ana au…pānui atu

Ngā haerenga Rātapu

I roto i ngā pō kōanga, i te wā e pākoko ana ngā kōhatu me te hau e taumaha ana i te kakara o ngā puāwai, e noho ana he whakamahara e pā ana ki ngā whai wāhitanga kua ngaro me ngā ara kāore i whāia. I raro i te kākahu o te pō, e pērā ana ngā whetū ki te whakakatakata me tō rātou tirohanga tawhiti,…pānui atu

Te pānga e mau ana

Ko te āhua e titiro ana koe i tēnei pō—E te Atua, he mea kē atu. He rite ki te mea kua waiho koe i tētahi pānga e mau ana, kāore he mea e pātea ana, engari he rite ki te tuhinga Sharpie i tuhia ki runga i taku roro. Kāore e haere atu, ko te mea pono. Ā, kāore e pā ana ki tō āhua anake, ahakoa ka…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ko te tunu kai te mea hou e pai ana ki au

He aha ngā mea e hiahia ana koe ki te ako, ā, kāore e taea e koe te tīmata? Kua tīmata au ki te hanga i ngā kai tunu tawhito i tupu ake au me te kore e whai wheako ki te tunu. I tēnei wā kua hanga au i ngā hello dollies, i te keke pata ooey gooey, ā, i tēnei ahiahi kua hanga au i te parāoa…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

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He aha te pō

Ka whakaaro koe ki te haere? ka pātai ia. "Excuse me!?" ka kī au, ka tangohia mai i taku moemoeā pēnā i te mea i pānui au e te ika makariri. Kua noho kē taku roro ki tetahi wāhi, e rere ana i te pōkākā o ngā whakaaro haurua me ngā moemoeā, i te wā i tangohia mai ai ia ki te ao tūturu. "I asked if…pānui atu

Ngā rākau me ngā rīpene i tō ringa.

Ka mea rātou he mapi te pātea. Ngā rārangi i tuhia i mua i tō mōhio ki te pupuri i te pene, i mua i tō kaha ki te kume i te rīwai. Ka kīia e te tangata he rārangi toiora, he rārangi ora, he rārangi aroha, pēnā i te mea i pā te tangata i tāna pūrere ki te paru kōhatu i te wā i hangaia ai koe.…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Kāore e taea te tango

I te kamupene tika, ka whakatuwhera te wā pērā i te raumati mutunga kore, ko ia wā he whakaahua vivid o te koa me te kīanga. I kitea e au he pono tēnei ki a A, he kōtiro ātaahua, pārekareka, ā, kāore e taea te whakakore i tana wairua witi e pā ana ki te ao. I ngā makawe pango ātaahua e rere ana…pānui atu