Hapori Millennial

I etahi wa...

He pai ki ahau, ka kata ahau, ka huri ahau ki te whakaaro mo reira...

Ka whakamātau au i tēnei, ka taea e te hunga Millennial, te hunga Xennial rānei te tautuhi i te kai reka e kīia ana e au i tēnei whakaahua?

Nostalgia

Āe, āe

Ka hiahia au ki te huri i runga i etahi Invader Zim, Rocket Power, Rugrats, Courage The Cowardly Dog, i etahi atu Wild Thornberries, ā, kua oti kē taku rā kore mahi!

Oof

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Kei te noho au hei Millennial kua pātea. A, he putanga iti ahau. Ka noho au hei putanga iti mō tētahi wahine kāore e hiahia ki te waiho i a au i te utu. Kāore au i marena i mua. Nō reira, e mōhio ana au ka pātea au, engari he tuatahi me te whakamutunga. Nō reira, kāore au e hiahia ki tētahi wahine e tuku i te wehe mō te utu. Kei te hari au hei tāne kāore i marena. E hiahia ana au ki te rangimārie, kāore ki te raru.

He moemoeā tā te katoa mō te hoa. Engari kāore e pā ana ki te hiahia au ki te tino. E hiahia ana au ki te kite i te whakaritenga pērā i tāku e pai ana, me te pai hoki ia. Ko te tautoko me te mārama te mea nui atu i te whakaute me te whakawhirinaki.

40 i te Saturday

Kaua e tuu i runga i taku whenua!

Ka taea e koe te whakamaori i tenei mo Gen Z 😝

Me whai putea 😎

#millennial #funny #song

I tenei i pa te mamae ki taku tuara ... Kei te rongo tetahi atu i taua? 🥹🤣

Ko wai atu e maumahara ana ki enei?

A, ko te whakaaro ko te pēke haerenga a tēnei tangata he whakaaro nui lol i te mea ko te nuinga o mātou i whakamahi pēke tuhinga me ngā pouaka kāpata 😂😂

Ko wai atu i mahi i enei mea katoa hei tamaiti! I whakaaro au he tino rerekē au i mahi i tenei🤣

Ka rapu i ngā mea tawhito ka kitea...🥹

Ka mohio koe he 18 tau te pakeke, he tino taiohi hei tamaiti maau. Aroha mai.

Kei hea aku tamariki 90s?

He aha te mea e whakaaro ai nga tamariki Gen Z he mauiui rātou???? Kāore tēnei e pā ana ki te hunga e tekau, e tekau mā rua ngā tau te pakeke i ahau. Haere atu. Me waiho ngā tamariki pakeke ki te whai pārekareka.( whakatikahia )

I te pakaru tō turi? Lol, i pakaru taku 🥲

Ko wai atu i whai mahara matua i te whakatuwheratanga o tēnei? Lol

Ko wai atu e taea te rongo i te oro i roto i tenei whakaahua? 🤣

Kāore e taea te noho i runga i te kaunihera

Me too. I even have dark mode on all my devices. 😟😔😟😕🫢😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Haere mai

Ko tēnei te waiata kaupapa kāore e mōhiotia e ngā millennials 😂😂

E hia koutou i mahi i tenei? I huri au i nga CD i tahuna hei mahi taha i te kura tuarua 😂

Kua tae atu ahau

I runga i te pono, e hia o tatou i whai i tenei i roto i ta tatou motokā i tetahi wa? 🤣

I etahi atu matua i korero tenei teka i te tupu? 😂

Ut oh

I te wā e 20 ana au, ka mea te tangata ka awhina te glucosamine ki te whakahou i te cartilage: Āe, āe, āe I te wā e 30 ana au, ka pakaru tōku kaki i te wa e huri ana au i taku makawe:

Ka tino pai ki aku hoa Millennials tēnei whakakotahitanga lol( whakatikahia )

Ko wai te mea ka whakahokia e koe, ā, he aha te take?

Blockbuster nā te mea he tino pai ki te hikoi i ngā rārangi me te maumahara, ā, he kōwhiringa ki te whai i ngā kai tuku iho, ka tino hiahia au ki tēnā lol

Ko wai atu e "tēnei pakeke?"

Hahaha e mōhio ana au ki a Limewire me Kazaa Lite, ā, i whakamahia e au te tahu CDS hei mahi taha i te kura tuarua lol

Hara.

Ka mau tonu te BME ki taku hinengaro 💀💀💀💀

Me waiho tātou ki te raru 🤣

Blockbuster Vs Hollywood Video me whakatau te tautohetohe!

Mōku, ahakoa he tino maumahara te Blockbuster, he pai ake ngā kai i te Hollywood Video*, he pai ake te whiringa kiriata, ā, he iti ake te utu i te nuinga o te wā lol. Ka noho tonu hei te goat! *Hollywood video* kāore e taea te whakatika ināianei( whakatikahia )

E kanikani ana ki ngā mea e mōhio ana au/ ko au hei whakakatakata

#90s #90saesthetic #millennial

Māori

Ki te pono, i pai ahau ki ngā rārangi e rua.

Nau mai ki te taha Pōuri

#millennial #humor #funny #starwars