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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
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It-tipa ideali tiegħi: Xi ħaġa li għandha paċenzja biżżejjed biex tissaporti l-imbriġ tiegħi 😎 Xi ħaġa li ssibni ħelu anke meta nagħmel affarijiet strambi 😏 U xi ħaġa b' mentalità b'saħħitha u mingħajr problemi mentali 👍

Il-qawwiet tiegħi: Għandi mentalità b'saħħitha. Barra minn hekk, nista' nħabbatlek spiss, imma jien dgħajjef, għalhekk ma jweġġax. Dak hu
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Good morning

Bongu

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Jien bħal xugaman imdaqqas. Frustranti u dejjem joħroġ.

Jien bħal

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Qatt ma nista' nagħmel ċajt minn nies li għandhom siġġijiet tal-banju sħan...🥶🥶🥶

Iva...

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hija vera din???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

If you watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a helpful shark that brings arms and legs to people who need them.

Thought of the day

Jekk tara Jaws lura, jsir storja li tħeġġeġ il-qalb dwar ħuta ta' għajnuna li ġġib idejn u saqajn lil nies li għandhom bżonnhom.

Ħsieb tal-ġurnata

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Għaliex Jidhirlu Tant Diffiċli?

Xi drabi n-nies jistaqsu,

"Għaliex ma titkellimx dwarha?"

L-għażla hija fil-fatt sempliċi:

Ma nafx minn fejn nibda.

Mhux li ma rridx niftħu.

Forse huwa minħabba li, għal tant żmien, qatt ma kelli verament spazju sikur fejn xi ħadd kien lest li jisimgħni verament.

Għalhekk, tgħallimt li nġorr kollox waħdi.

Tbatija → maħfura.
Diżappunt → imħallsa.
Bżonnijiet → imwaqqfa.

Ftit ftit, sar abitudni.

Sakemm darba, anke li ngħid,

"Ma jidhirx li qed inkun tajjeb,"

bda jħossu mhux familjari.

In-nies jaraw lil xi ħadd li jidher kalm, maturo, u bħal għandhom kollox taħt kontroll.

Iżda dak li ma jarawx huwa li dan il-wiċċ kalm spiss huwa biss maskra żgħira...

li tkopri feriti li qatt ma kellhom verament ċans li jfejqu.

Jekk qed tibda biss tiftaħ, huwa tajjeb.

Ma għandekx bżonn tagħmel kollox f'waqta waħda.

Ħu l-ħin tiegħek.

Alla jaf kull sentiment fil-qalb tiegħek, anke l-talbiet li ma sabtx il-kliem biex tgħid u l-lagi li ma ġewx.

Ma għandekx bżonn tkun b'saħħtek waħdek.

Alla dejjem jisimgħek, u dejjem hemm tama għall-fejqan—pass żgħir kull darba.

Iħossu Morda 😭😭

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Hi. "Jien mudell tal-fitness. Jien il-ritratt qabel" 😎😁

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Għidli l-AGħAR ċajt li qatt smajt jew sabt fuq l-Internet. Nista' nwegħdek li ROFLMAO 🤣 jew serjament nista' nistaqsi dwar is-sens ta' umor tiegħek 😂

ROFL jew Facepalm 😄

Dad Joke Pickle

Gotta love my barber's Colognes, definitely the original stuff :')

"For all skin Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Għandi nħobb il-kolonji tal-barbier tiegħi, żgur l-affarijiet oriġinali :')

" Għal kull tip ta' ġilda Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Absolutely proximity is real. Be around the people you want to become.

Dad Joke Best Air

Assolutament, il-prossimità hija reali. Ikkonnettja mal-persuni li tixtieq issir.

Dad Joke Aħjar Arja

What type of joke does a vegan like? 
Meatless

Work in progress

X'tip ta' ċajt jogħġob lil vegan? 
M'hemmx laħam

Xogħol fil-proċess

Dad Joke Magician

Magiċ ta' Bżieżaq

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

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Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Ejja nibdew il-weekend b'ftit umorismo 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Ħalli ngħidu li aħna attakkati minn ninjas u kollha għandhom spadi - ħa ngħidu Shinobi bi ninjatō għall-klarità. Huma ġew minn linja temporali alternattiva fejn il-futur huwa Ġappun feudali. Huma għandhom bżonn il-ħwejjeġ tagħna u huma lesti joqtluna għalihom. Qed immorru lura mingħajr xejn jew għandek pjan biex issalva l-ħwejjeġ tagħna?

Ninjas Iridu l-Ħwejjeġ Tagħna!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Pruvajt inqabad FOG ilbieraħ... I MIST. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

X'ġara lill-għaġeb li pparkjat illegalment? Ġie toad.

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
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Xi ċ-ċajt filgħodu biex tibda l-ġurnata tiegħek:
Ilgħodu huma bħal matematik — ma nħobbhomx, ma jħobbuniex, u dejjem jiġu bi problemi.
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Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

Nista' nistaqsi f'liema kapitolu qed jivvjaġġa?

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

X'inhu l-aktar meme antik li għandek li għad jagħmel lilek tgħid u jiftakar l-età tiegħek?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Hawn il-demonju femminili medju tiegħek

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Jekk jogħġbok, dan id-duckling kien fuq rasi għal 2 siegħa!

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Darba kelli xogħol li nħakkek il-kannelli,
Kien il-pressar tas-soda..

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔
What ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

X'jiswa meta tgħaqqad ippopotamu, elefant u rinoceronti 🤔
X'jiswa?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

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Il-ġurnata l-oħra mort nixtri siġra tal-Milied
Il-bniedem fil-ħanut qal "se tpoġġiha int stess"
Jien qaltli "kont naħseb fil-lounge"

Eggless omelet

Omelette mingħajr bajd

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Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Daqsijiet tal-ġenituri Gemini :
Għaliex ir-rebbieħ tal-iskarċrow rebaħ premju ? 
Għax kien eċċellenti fil-qasam tiegħu.
Jien: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Iltaqt ma' tifla oħra fuq Boo. Hi liked il-post tiegħi u kkummentat li kont divertenti, allura naturalment, bħala gentleman, irrispondejt u qgħadtilha jekk trid iktar kontenut mhux imwaqqaf, għandha DMni.

Hija għamlet hekk. B'mod rispettiv, kont shocked.

L-ewwel ħaġa li toħroġ hi t-tip MBTI tagħha. Jien ma nafx xejn dwar dan. Jien hawn barra ngħix il-ħajja b'mod raw-dogging bil-vibes u Google Calendar.

Allura nistaqsiha x'inhu l-MBTI, u hi tgħidli li jgħidlek kif jaħdem il-moħħ tiegħek. Bħal MRI tal-personalità, naħseb.

Ngħid cool, kif jaħdem? U biex inżomm l-enerġija kaotika, bgħattilha ritratt ta' Lord Voldemort — imma b'ħalq sħiħ u snien enormi Britanniċi, jidħaq bħal għadu kemm temm ikla fil-pub u kolonizza xi ħaġa.

Hija ma rrispondietx minn dakinhar.

Li huwa ġust. Iżda wkoll: ma tistax titlobni niskopri l-moħħ u ma tistax tistenna memes tal-magi. 

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Bongu

Jien bħal

Iva...

Hija vera din???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

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Għax jien inħobb il-battuti tal-ġenituri u jien tfal ħafna. 🙃

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