Nharaunda yeCaveman

Mupenyu wepamusoro kana Sirloin steak?

Handikwanisi kusarudza imwe

Zvakadaro, Instagram yangu yakarambidzwa uye handina imwe social media platform. Saka ndakazopindira muupenyu hwevanhu vekare.

Caveman dev

Danho rinotevera : mukomana wecaveman.

Ndiri kupindira

Saka zvinoita sekuti ndiri kupotsa chimwe chinhu pano, here hurukuro chaiyo dzevakuru dzakafa kana kuti ndiri kunge ndiri kunze kwechikamu zvekuti ndingave semunhu wepasi nekuti ndiri kunzwa saizvozvo Kuti nditsanangure, ndakave nenguva dzakawanda pandakatumira meseji kumunhu akandifarira pa…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Ndinoda izvi...

Ndinoda kuva muukama nemunhu anozotya kutarisa uye kuratidza achiti "ehe, uyu ndiro caveman yangu" pandinotinhira mushure mekurova chitsitsinho changu🤧

Maitiro eHalloween

Ndinozvifarira kugadzira maitiro kumwanakomana wangu. Kubva kumunhu wepasi kusvika kumuchadenga kana kupirate. Zvimwe zvinhu zviri nyore kubva muhomwe kana kubva pakutanga zvakash sewn kuti zvifambe. Mushure mezvo aingoda Star Wars chete Ndiani mumwe akagadzira zvimwe zvinonakidza?( yavandudzwa)

Mupurisa akachengeta moto 🔥💀

Unofunga kuti munhu wekutanga kufunga "mbwanana inonakidza!" akanga ari riini?

Ndinoda kufunga kuti zvakaitika munguva yechikomo. Semunhu wepasi anofunga "aww mbwanana inotaridzika diki, inoda nyama kuti ikure, tinofanira kuenda kunovhima" Chinhu chazvino chingangodaro chiri, "ndinofanira kuenda kuchitoro ndotora kibble"

Hupfumi hwekuti hapana anokutaurira.

Mafungiro asina kufarirwa: chikamu chakanakisisa chesango hachisi kunyange miti kana maonero. Icho chinyararire, chakaoma chisingatarisiri kupindurwa, chiziviso, kana tsananguro. Tinopedza hupenyu hwedu hwese tichigadzirisa nhaurirano, maemail, uye kutaurirana kwechinguva. Dzimwe nguva unongoda…verenga zvimwe

Caveman. Firimu rakanakisa kupfuura ese.

Munhu angatsanangurire here munhu wepachivanhu, chii chiri chibvumirano che50/50?

Nyika yeCaveman

Chii chakadya munhu wemakomo pakudya kwemangwanani?

Masanwichi eClub! 🥪 Iyi yave yako Popsicle Stick Joke yezuva!( yavandudzwa)

Nyama. Munyu. Pasi pehatch.

Kufambisa mukati mangu semunhu wepachivanhu. 100% nyama, chikafu chakasimba chingaitwa (kune avo vari kuita sevanhu vasina chinhu chekudzorera 😅). #potroast #salty #relaxing #ireallyammanlyipromise

Kuuraya kwekushaya mufaro.

Shamwari yako yemukaka usiku

Zvakatora nguva refu

Kubva pandakatanga kuwana kungoita kwekutsinhana, ndiri kutonyanya kutambura nekusangana kwevanhu, ndinotya kuti handichazive kuti ndingaita sei nevamwe vanhu, kunyanya nhengo dzechikadzi, kuti ndingabudise GIRL NICE TO ME, ME LUV GIRL sekunge ndiri mumwe munhu asina kusimukira, ndingasangana sei…verenga zvimwe

Nguva

Kana waive neoption yekufamba nenguva, waizofamba here, uye riini? Taura pazasi nezvenzvimbo, waizopinda kupi?

Kuzviona sekunge ndiri murume wemakomo zuva nezuva

Caveman

Chido chevarume chekufamba muhwai uye kudzokera kumidzi yedu yeMonke.

Cossacks

Kuchengeta Jerk uye Caveman cossack squats. RDLs super sets ne double bones squats zvakanakisisa, ipapo ndichitenderedza chibato ichi kumashure kwangu ndichitora 34 lunges kunze, ndakachinja mativi ndikaita 34 lunges zvakare, uye kana kupisa kwemakumbo angu kwapera ndakakwanisa kuita izvi uye mamwe…verenga zvimwe

Vanhu vanogara vachishamiswa kuti ndinogona kuvaka mifananidzo. Hazvina kuoma chaizvo. Kunyange zvazvo ndakamboshandisa nzira dzevanhu vekare pamakambani 😅😅😅 Iyi ndiyo yangu yakazara yeCorsair, maonero?

Kuwedzera

Chii chakanaka mangwanani Hang power clean kusvika pazasi pemabvi clean kusvika kumasquat matatu akavakwa kusvika pakurema kunotarisika 4 sprints 360° caveman squats kune aya gamma cast front lunges (club ine 35lbs/15.9kgs)

Sei ndichifanira kuchinja izwi rangu kuti vanhu vazive kuti ndiri kuseka?

Kana ndiri serious ndinotaura nezwi rangu rakajairika, asi pandiri kuseka ndinoshandisa izwi remurume wechikoro chepamusoro ane njere dzevanhu vekuAmerica uye ndinoseka pamazvose andinoseka. Aya ma jokes anofungidzirwa kuti akanaka asi anokurumidza kuve nemafungiro akaipa.( yavandudzwa)

Caveman slam

Kudzidzira kunofadza

Basa rezuva ranhasi, taura nemumwe munhu uchigadzira ruzha rwemhuka pamasekonzi gumi uye uvataure kuti "kune imwe nzvimbo kure, zvinhu zvechisikigo zviri kukukumbira..." Uye wobva watanga kutiza kune imwe nzira uchigadzira ruzha rwemakomo.( yavandudzwa)

Caveman erotica

Kunyange ma caveman aive nekufarira muviri wemukadzi, zvakaoma!

Kupisa kwekudziya usiku hunotonhora...

Ndiri kumhanya, ndakavaka moto, hapana anondigovera nawo....hapana anokoshesa unyanzvi hwangu hwekuve nemurume wemakomo.....oh, zvakanaka, usiku hwakanaka.

Munyama kana Kwete Munyama?

Vamwe vanhu vakandiudza kuti ndinotaridzika nani ndisina kupfeka kupfuura pandakapfeka. Imi munofungei? Pamwe kutemwa?

Mukati mangu mepamusoro paive nekugumbuka achimirira kudonha.. Asi ipapo ndakatonyanya kutambudzika mushure mekunge ndawona kudonha..

Matsutso Ini & Zvita Ini (vanhu vaviri vakasiyana)

Ndinova shiri yemagariro kana kuchipisa uye ndichibuda mazuva ese asi kana kuchitonhora handibude uye ndinogara mukati memari yangu semunhu wepasi. Chirongwa chemutambo chiri kutamba mitambo yevidiyo & kuchengetedza kupisa uye kusashandisa mari.

Ndiri kungova munhu wepasi pano haha

Kucheka kwechiso kweChishanu!!!

Inzwa zviri nyore mushure mekubvisa mvere dzakakora. Ndakanga ndichinzwa sekunge ndiri munhu wemakomo asi ndinowanzova nechiso chiri chechikoro, ndakanzwa kusuruvara kwechinguva saka ndakafunga nei zvisina.

Zuva reNational Pack your Lunch

Chii chakapakata murume wepasi pakudya kwemangwanani? -Sandwich yeclub Chii chakapakata shato pakudya kwemangwanani? -Sandwich ye corned-reef

Steak

Unoda kuti steak yako ibikwe sei?

Nhetembo nyowani yandakatanga

“Chirevo chakaparadzana” Kana wakazviparadzanisa nepfungwa dzezvauri, unenge wakafanana nemunhu anotyira kugara mumakomo. Zvinorwadza kuti haukwanisi kuona chiso chako, zvingakuitire kuti ufunge nezvekushandisa kwenguva yako. Kukurukurirana kunotungamira mukukakavadzana, asi pfupi inounza kupesana…verenga zvimwe

Zvakauya kwandiri mukufungidzira.

Pfungwa yekuwana inofanira kukwana kuti usambomira. Kune manzwiro awaunenge usati wambonzwa. Pfungwa dzawaunenge usati wambobata. Nzvimbo dzawaunenge usati wambotarisa, vanhu vawaunenge usati wambosangana navo, mamiriro epfungwa awaunenge usati wamboziva. Iwo moment yeEureka yekuwana chimwe chinhu…verenga zvimwe

Zuva 267 pafamu uye ndiri kutanga kutaridzika semunhu wepasi.

Iita Zvakanaka Kana Zvisina Kunaka

Chirevo chiri nyore chemunhu wepachivanhu. Kana zvinhu zvisina kunaka zviri kuitika zuva rese, uye kutambudzika kuchikurova iwe nevamwe panguva iyi, unongofanira kuita kuti chinhu chakanaka chiitike. Chimwe chete. Zvino funga nezvechimwe chete ichocho zuva rese. Izvi zviri kuenda mukusimba nekuti…verenga zvimwe

Clarksons Farm.

Ndinoziva Jeremy Clarkson akashata uye akafanana nemunhu wepasi, asi kana uchifarira kurima. Uye uchida kutandadzwa uchidzidza, chiratidziro chakanaka. Kana usina kuseka kunyangwe kamwe ndichakukweretesa kudya kwemanheru.