Nharaunda yeFunniest

Husiku hwemafirimu ekare anozivikanwa

Firimu rinombomiswa pamaminitsi mashoma ega ega nekuti mumwe munhu anobvunza kuti “Mira, chii chichangobva kuitika?” Mumwe munhu anoburitsa netsaona zviri kuitika mune chimwe chiitiko Mumwe munhu anotaura kuti mutambi anotaridzika sehama yake Mumwe munhu achiri kubvunza kuti “Ndiani munhu iyeye?”…verenga zvimwe

Ndiudze chinyengeri chinosekesa chaunacho

Ndinoda kuseka ndisati ndarara

Dira meme inosekesa yaunayo

Uri muKampala uye mutyairi weboda anokuudza kuti “50k” parwendo rwemaminitsi mashanu 😭 ndeupi mutengo unosekesa zvikuru wawakamboudzwa nemutyairi weboda boda 🥰🥰

Kushanyira vanhu uye kuba mhuka dzavo ndiko kunondifadza.

Chikamu chinosekesa pakushanyira shamwari yangu chaive kutarisa kwake kwekutsvaga kana Chizito akapedza usiku achindikumbira 😂

vamwe vanhu vanoita sekuti zvichavaoma kutaurirana navo, asi wozobva wawana kuti ivo ndivo vanhu vanoseka zvikuru.

Nderipi bhaisikopo / chirongwa cheTV chinosekesa kupfuura zvose zvawakamboona?

Mutauro hauna basa (chero bedzi paine zvinyorwa zveshanduro). Ndinoda zvikuru zvinosetsa zvinobva kuBritish Isles. Zvinhu zvinosetsa zvetsika zvinowanzosekesa zvikuru kana uchitaura mutauro wacho kana kuti uchiziva tsika yacho. Ndingafara kunzwa mamwe mazano asina kunyanya kufarirwa.

Nguva inosekesa

Kenya 🇰🇪 vibe wooo

Iri rimwe remafirimu anosekesa andakambotarisa ☺️

Stephen Chow achitsvaga vanokwikwidza haana kumbobvira akundikana kundiitira kuseka 😂 Nekufungidzira kwehudiki uye ndichiri kukutarisa nhasi Nekudaro, ndinokurudzira Kung Fu Hustle kana usati wamboiona

imwe yeanonyanya kuseka

Inonakidza 😁

Iyi inogona kunge iri inonakidza tissue holder yandakaona kwenguva refu

Akawana sinki yebhati

Iyi kitty diki yemapotato ndiyo inosekesa zvikuru, ndinopika, handingaseke sezvandaunoita pasina iye muupenyu hwangu ♡

Vavengi

Imwe yemavhidhiyo anosekesa andakambowana

Sei varume vanozvivimba vasingamhanyiriri vakadzi?

Varume vanozvivimba “havamhanyiriri” vakadzi—kwete nekuda kwekuzvikudza kana kusava nehanya nemanzwiro, asi nekuda kwekuzviremekedza kune utano uye kunzwisisa misimboti inovakirwa pahukama. Zvikonzero zvikuru zvinoita kuti vazvibate saizvozvo zvinosanganisira: 1. Kuramba kuedza “kuwana” rudo:…verenga zvimwe

Chinonyanya kuseka chandaifanira kuita nezuro chaiva kutsanangurira shamwari yangu yekushanda kuti "Asexual" zvinorevei. 😭🤣

Zvinotyisa kuti vanhu havana kutora nguva yekunzwisisa pfungwa iyi kana kufunga kuti zvinogoneka asi vanobvuma zvese zvimwe. 💀 Zvakare, saka zita rangu rebasa ikozvino ndi "mary" 🤣

Rich in life. Nekuti, ndakatumira meseji kumukoma wangu uye ndakamudza kuti ndakamushaya baba vangu vakafa makore maviri apfuura. Akapindura: "Ndiri kudzokera kumba kubva kubasa, ndimirire." Uye pakazosvika kumba, akandifonera, akavhura Bluetooth speaker yake uye Spotify yake, akasarudza 2010s playlist—

—uye ipapo akatanga kuita karaoke muimba yake yekurara achiita mafambiro anosekesa. Kunyange katsi yangu yakanzwa kusagadzikana nekuti hatina kumira kuseka. Akasarudza kubuda muimba yangu yekurara 😾😾😆😆 Mukoma wangu ndiye anosekesa zvikuru, uye munhu ane hanya kupfuura munhu wese…verenga zvimwe

Singapore 🇸🇬

Iyi yaive isu patakanga tiri muSingapore takanyanyisa kuneta nekuda kwekudzikira kwemabhazi uye nematambudziko ese. Yaive rwendo runotora simba, asi takakwanisa kuseka panguva iyoyo. Tichitarisa kumashure, hatina kukwanisa kumira kuseka patakakwanisa kupinda. Dzimwe nguva, nguva dzinotora simba…verenga zvimwe

Kusawirirana kunosekesa ndiko kuona mukadzi achiti anoda murume akanaka asi achipa kutarisa kwake kwese, simba, uye kufarira kune avo vanovakuvadza. Vanoramba munhu anounza rugare uye vanoshamisira munhu anounza kukuvara.

“Ndiri kuda murume akanaka” kuchiteverwa nemakore ekutevera mureza mukuru wechitema wavangawana. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mubvunzo kwauri.

Zviri nani kuva munhu akangwara kupfuura vamwe muimba here kana kuti munhu anoseka?

Vafambi uye madinosa

🤣 icho chaitova chinhu chinosekesa chandaona nguva dzose

Lmao 🤣💀

Imwe yemashoko anosekesa pane horrible bosses 2. Havana kunyatsonzwisisa zvavari kutaura 😵‍💫🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

Parizvino ndiri kutarisa Black Clover uye ndinokuvimbisai kuti ndinonzwa kuti haina kukosheswa uye vanhu vashoma vanotaura nezvayo. Ndiri mu season imwe uye Asta ofc ndiye anonyanya kuseka kusvika parizvino 😂

Ini

Ndinofunga kuti ndinogara ndichida kuva munhu anosekesa kupfuura vose, akasununguka, anofara, ari mumba; ndinonyemwerera zvikuru, uye muupenyu hwangu ndinogara ndichida kupa vamwe simba rakanaka ndichinyemwerera.... Hongu, chimwe chinhu ndechekuti mumwedzi miviri yapfuura ndakawana basa kune imwe…verenga zvimwe

Chii chinonyanya kuseka chirevo chawakambonzwa nezvako? Ndichatanga... 😂

Mumwe munhu akanditi 'faker' nhasi... sekuti, mudiwa, ndakatotora selfie yechikamu chechiso changu usiku hwapfuura ndichichema uye NDICHIRI kutaridzika zvakanaka kudaro? 😭 Ndichachitora sekuyeuchidza kuti chiso changu chechisikigo chinoratidza sefilter kwauri. Lmao. Ndine urombo, gene dzangu…verenga zvimwe

Kliniki yevet nhasi

Katsi yangu yagara iri yekusiyana, asi ndizvo zvinoita kuti ive inonakidza. Nhasi, ndakaenda nayo kukliniki yevet mubhuku rine mberi rakajeka kuti ikwanise kutarisa kunze uye kuona zvese zviri kutenderedza. Paatakanga tiri ipapo, imbwa dzinofara dzakauya, dzichitenderera, dzichifara kuti dzisvike…verenga zvimwe

Iyi ndiyo inonyanya kuseka scene yekufa here?

Nhamba dzinosekesa

Ndeipi yenzvimbo idzi dzinokunakira: 42, 69, kana 67?

Locket

Ndine locket inoyevedza iyi. Ndipai mazano ekuti ndiani mufananidzo angave anosekesa kuisa mukati Ndiri kufunga Sportacus

🤣😂

Vhidhiyo inosekesa yandakaona nhasi 🤣

Ndeipi rwiyo runosekesa rwawakambonzwa?

Kana iwe waizova neMotel, ungadai wakapa zita rei?

Mhinduro dzisiri dzechokwadi chete... dzinonyanya kuseka uye dzinotyisa dzinogona kuwana mubairo. Hapana chakaipa, ndapota.

Kana uri kufunga kana izvi zvichishanda here…

Mavhiki mashoma apfuura, ndakabatana naGrzegorz nekuti ndakaona kuti ane chido chimwe chete chemotokari dzemagetsi sezvandinoita. Nhasi, ndakaenda kumusangano wekutanga naye… uye wakatora maawa 9. 🥹 Pakupedzisira ndakakwanisa kurarama chimwe chezviroto zvangu — kuva backpack, kuongorora,…verenga zvimwe

POV: Iwe uri mwana anosekesa zvikuru mumhuri yako asi zvakare une hasha dzakanyanya 🔥

Unhinged

Ndeipi inonyanya kuseka, inonyanya kupenga pickup line yawakambonzwa?

Chii chiri kuseka kwazvo chawakambotora?

Kana Vateveri Vachikurudzira Ego Yako

Chinhu chinosekesa nezve maapplication ekudanana ndechekutarisa mumwe munhu achivaka mufananidzo wakazara wezvake kubva pakutariswa kweinternet. “Handidi murume. Ndiri kuzvimiririra. Ndiri kufara ndoga.” Zvakanaka. Hapana ari kukumbira kuti uve nehasha. Asi ngatiregei kupindurana kuzvimiririra…verenga zvimwe

Zviitiko Zvakanyanya Kuseka muKampeni

Ndezvipi zvimwe zvezviitiko zvako zvakanyanya kuseka uye zvine mhirizhonga muDnD Campaign? Ndichatanga: Ndakave nekampeni inonakidza iyo yaive musanganiswa we pre-build uye homebrew. Pakutanga takazviwana tiri muhwai. TL;DR, mhandara yangu yehalf-elf inokwira madziro ehwai uye inotora Guard Drake…verenga zvimwe