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Took for freaking ever 😑!

Please stay away from me on February 14

I know people like this that exist🤨

Ok Google

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Creepy😅

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Congratulations on successfully spending your first month of 2026

Its just funny how January just fly so fast. Daaaang. I havent even started doing my reports and Audits, and here comes February with only 28 days. WHY does it seems that the earth is revolving so fast. 🥲🥲🥲

I didn’t know that I can dance🤭

hahahaha

Me when it takes hours before someone replies to me: (edited)

Tarzan listen to many podcasts 😂😂

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NYC but still.... (edited)

Right?

I still think about this

Life motto

"Everything hurts"

A bit too harsh

Interesting… someone already tested the product 😂

Lol

My sisters and I are playing Amnesia The Bunker and my little sister who was carrying us went to the washroom so my older sister took over and starting running with her light and gun in hand looking like this Next time I will play Sissy That Walk by Rupaul for her. (edited)

So stressful 😂

Seeing as Snickers is desexed. I got him some replacement balls…. I mean bells.

Roses are red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you...

I don't know why, but everything about this pickup line seems perfect 😁. The next step would be to test it out!

Btao

Culture 😂😂

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Warning: May cause sudden charm.

When you're still awake at nearly 2am, the dumbest stuff becomes hilarious to you.

You don't understand. I've been about to pass out laughing at this for a good 5 mins.

Dial up girlfriend

I'll see myself out. Unless you want to be my gf lmao.

Catherine O'Hara

Rewatching Schitts Creek, shes hilarious 😢

Valentine's Day?

I'm not one for commercial holidays but who wants to be mine and share snacks together? Could be fun.

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Are you lightning? Cause I wanna make you my McQueen. (edited)