📨🤧

Dare you 😏😆

Historical relic

Cleaning, i ended up finding a historical relic. The attitude in these phones is insane lol

Lol 😂😂

Ever Happen to You

Seems like a weekly occurrence.

Lmao

Been at my grandma's visiting with my sisters the last few hours and my little sister put on a Trollz movie forcing us (mostly me) to watch it. Half way through the movie I almost started laughing when I realized the troll with the long purple hair reminded me of that lion guy from the Epic Movie.... read more

Ahahah 4 ever alone

It works lol

Disney

Me rn

The month is going great TOTALLY not awful what so ever

Anyone want to meet an aunt like me? 😋🤪😂

Boo

😵‍💫

Just like Jax, I like to fumble

Banana Romance (edited)

Rip lol

Me: Trying a shawarma for the first time, the whole time stuck between whether I like it or not. I'm picky. Also me: Realizes it made me forget the dude in my messages that traumatized me and suddendly thinks it ain't so bad.

Lmaoooo

😂😂

failed attempt, not cooking anymore 😅

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

complicated and silent 😂😂😂😂

Me after work 🤣

Dad Joke Warning!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says “huh, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink called ‘Steve’?”

Boo

👀

I like greeting cards

How i be feeling lately in these heatwaves

Nothing is better than the love of a stray cat.

As soon as i opened the door she came and made her self comfortable immediately after eating 🤣. Isn't she adorable

🤣🤣

Hello

🌸🫶🏻💖

Dad Joke Warning

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger… then it hit me

A philosophical question for you guys

So, if you were born an orphan, and your parents' entire existence, like their records and everything, was wiped out, and you didn't know anything about them, and you were raised in an orphanage where they did not, you know, tell you or force you to practice a particular religion, then, when you... read more

Hello

Hope this helps 😂

🤡

I love when people at work tell me „i asked chatgpt and…” ok well i asked justin bieber and he said it’s not clocking to you that im standing on business

Lol

There’s vodka for that

Bye??

When you finally find someone you like and see actual potential... and all you come up with is: "Hi 😊" OH MY GOD!!!!! I MESSED UP 🤦🏽‍♀️