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reason why i never want to go anywhere: 1. people

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BARTENDER: how do you take it? ME: personally

Old but gold

Okay this one is a really good public service announcement! 🤣

They’re definitely onto something

I never played with dolls, but if you did, or you know someone who did, wish the dolls a Happy Pride from me! Thanks. 🤣🏳️‍🌈👭🏿🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏿❤️

The most beautiful thing I've seen

It's the first time my car is full of gas.

I've just about Mc-had it.

Day 5

Word of the Day

All my matches

Some how every time I get a match it seems like I have to pay just to see them . I know as soon as I pay there will be nothing there lol just saying .

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The first heterosexual act XD

Funny, slightly offensive, had to share, enjoy

I had to 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

I got put in the corner in class today

I'm being deadass. I haven't been put in the corner in 15 years

Believe me, she is a life saver.🥹🤣🤣🤣

I remember everyone now 🤣

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That's the fun of frozen hands

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Literally me

I can’t dance but I can still hit a move

I want to learn to do cool street or pop dances but man does that take a lot of coordination and fluid movements. But thankfully with enough liquid courage I think I can do it 😮‍💨

Boo

This cracks me up everytime 😂

Makeup

If you think this is to much DO NOT MESSAGE MEEEEEE ....💋

I know some y’all be like that 😂😂😂😂 cause I am

Boo

Tired

What is headache medicine?

Omh

I need to bleach my eyes from what I've seen

The rooster clearly had questions.😅

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Gotta get great sleep

Cosplay

Only pretty ppl understand this pose I swear 😏💓 ....if you don't get it we all know why

Tell me I'm not the only one😅