I’m not naming names or anything…..

Sunflower 🌻

22h

ISTJ

9

1

😱🤣🤷‍♀️

Victor

15h

INFJ

Aquarius

6

7

You ever been so hungry you forget abt your date ? (edited)

Poupou

22h

INTP

Capricorn

hallo

Laurana

7h

INFP

Scorpio

🤣

Dan

1d

ESFP

Virgo

6

7

Boys were 2 days away from fermenting their own 🍻

Ryana

19h

INFP

Pisces

6

5

Sorry 🤷🤣

Dan

1d

ESFP

Virgo

6

7

They said ‘be yourself’… so I did😅

Jasmin

1d

INFJ

Capricorn

8

7

Priorities 😩

José Lara

18h

ISTP

Taurus

5

4

Cats 🤣😂

Earth

1d

INFP

Libra

1

2

😆

Chris

4h

ENTP

Aquarius

4

5

Would you rather teleport, but only to the last place you peed, or fly, but only at your walking speed?

And why? (edited)

Shaa

1h

ISFJ

Cancer

Welp, got bills to pay 🙃

VND

9h

ENTJ

Cancer

Good morning 🌞😃☀️

José Lara

16h

ISTP

Taurus

5

4

Angry 😂🤣

Astraea

3h

ISFJ

Scorpio

😆😂

Dan

18h

ESFP

Virgo

6

7

🍷🪄

Istvan (Steven)

17h

INTJ

why? Just because

Soo

14h

INTJ

Virgo

3

4

Yup 😂

Lucky

6h

ENFP

Sagittarius

9

1

I definitely need a filter

External gf works as a better filter than my internal lawyer lmao.

Sirius

13h

INTJ

Cancer

8

7

Never too adult

Jacqueline

9h

INFJ

Scorpio

1

9

🕷🕸

Dan

21h

ESFP

Virgo

6

7

Save him 💀

Kerry

21h

INFJ

Aries

5

4

😁

Sounds about right 🤣

Teddy

5h

ESTJ

Capricorn

Wrong Tab!

I went to the pharmacy yesterday evening to pick up some prescription refills and I had to verify the correct meds. I went to open my notes on my phone and show the very attractive tech the list since I cannot pernounce the meds or ever remember the dosage. My internet app and notes app are next to... read more

X

21h

INFP

9

8

Knock Knock!

Andrey

20h

ISTP

Pisces

8

7

🙂

Lucky

10h

ENFP

Sagittarius

9

1

Returning to my natural habitat

😅😂

Refaat ismail

19h

ISTP

Aquarius

Boo

Dale

1d

INFP

Cancer

9

1

People tell me "Oh you don't look 44!" Little do they know when I move my joints crack and pop like the crypt keeper's 😂

Cody

1d

INTJ

Gemini

9

1

Day 177 of posting Far Side comics

Omar

19h

ISFJ

Leo

Boo

Meg

12h

ENFP

Virgo

4

5

Arthur Christmas

Im watching Arthur Christmas right now and I always forget that as a kid I had a huge crush on this character Steve Claus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Christmas tree goatee goes crazy

Med Amine

12h

INTP

Leo

8

7

50 Cent reminds me that i'm really not doing enough to people who got me fcked up

Samuel

3h

INFP

8

7

Why they place their hand on the screen 😩

Technically error

José Lara

18h

ISTP

Taurus

5

4

🤣😂

René

14h

ENTJ

Scorpio

1

9

Thank God

Luna

1d

ENFP

Virgo

6

7

Lmao

No one: Me: *Annoyed at my cat Marilyn for puking 3 times in/by my room, joking with my dad* Look at that, the hallway is spotless meanwhile there's 3 pukes in my room! This is what it's like having Christmas with an bulimic. I was being critical of her since I was downstairs. My dad told her as... read more

meliii

27m

ENFJ

Aquarius

🤓

Lucky

14h

ENFP

Sagittarius

9

1

Hobbit in crime together

Still looking for my potato loving ring carrying partner. She must love second breakfast. 🤣