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My Wardrobe was a Hostile Takeover 🙃😎 (edited)

Video evidence 😳😂

I woke up early because this is my morning is to rush when i have work...i'm finding a fat worm to eat lol!!!! 🤩🤗🤣🥱💯👀🌻☀️✨💖 (edited)

Monday 🙄

Day 7

Word of the Day

🙄🙄🙄 insomnia

on repeat 🙃

How works feeling right now 💯

🥺😮‍💨

Vegan socks 😂

📦

Chud

Chud.

What's your most useless talent? 😂

Iykyk

Chris chan

Dad Joke Warning!

3 pieces of string go into a bar. The first one is rejected by the bartender saying they don’t serve string here. The second one swaggers up to the bar but it also rejected. The 3rd one jumps up, hits the ceiling fan spins around the room and staggers up to the bartender. “Aren’t you also a piece... read more

boredom 😔

Suggest something cool to do

Finally became a centre of attraction 😂

They do what they want!

😅 .....

🤣

Oh wow

Wild right

No rs tho

Lmk how

Why the seagull flies over the sea

Sharing my knowledge after a long night of work.

Life, the gift that just keeps giving

Met my childhood mate today

He seems smaller than I remember

🤭😂😂

My thoughts are all over the place 🤣🤣🤣

DND MODE ON

Please keep silence 🤐

ugly?

Those 90’s late night kids horror marathons had some wild insane ads 😂

Life always comes at the worst time

Opps beware

My opps muck about and lollygag as if I am not the chosen one, the fated hero of the people, the eater of veggies to get big and strong like the spiderman of New York. Once I heat up this lunchable it’s OVER for ALL OF YOU

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The universal dialogue older people use when you outsmart them.

Lmao 😆

F1

I have 2 sides:

Hmm just curious 🤨 🤭😂

Just update the software bro 😆

Rip lol

Me: Trying a shawarma for the first time, the whole time stuck between whether I like it or not. I'm picky. Also me: Realizes it made me forget the dude in my messages that traumatized me and suddendly thinks it ain't so bad.

👀

😅Wild Ride🏍

Today is today..

If I give you love and it doesn't work then I will give you fire🤣😅: the choice is yours😎

I like greeting cards

Washer to big

Finally got this monster down the stairs, 2/10 would not move it again