Umphakathi we-Caveman

Umuntu wesimanje noma i-sirloin steak?

Angikwazi ukukhetha oyedwa

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Umthandi wezintaba

Isinyathelo esilandelayo : umthandi wezintaba.

Ngiyaphazama

Ngicabanga ukuthi ngikhaliphile lapha, ingabe ingxoxo yangempela yabantu abadala isife? Noma ngabe ngiphuma kangakanani emjikelezweni kangangokuthi ngingaba njengomuntu ophila emathuneni ngoba ngizizwa ngale ndlela Ukuze ngicacise, ngibe nezikhathi eziningi lapho ngithumela umlayezo kumuntu…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Ngifuna lokhu...

Ngifuna ukuba nobudlelwano nomuntu ongakaze abe nesaba ukubheka nokukhomba athi "yebo, lowo ngiyena umgibeli wami" njengoba ngenza izwi lokukhala ngemuva kokushaya umunwe wami omncane🤧

Izembatho zeHalloween

Ngijabulela ukwenza izembatho zomntwana wami. Kusukela kumuntu wesikhathi esidlule kuya kumkhumbi wezinkanyezi noma umphangi. Kulula, ezinye izinto ezivela efasiteleni noma ezikhiqizwe kusuka ekuqaleni ukuze zifanele. Ngemuva kwalokho, wayefuna kuphela iStar Wars Ngubani omunye owenze…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Umuntu wesikhathi esidlule owayegcina umlilo 🔥💀

Ucabanga ukuthi umuntu wokuqala ocabanga "ithoyizi elihle!" waba nini?

Ngithanda ukucabanga ukuthi kwaba ngesikhathi sezinhlaka. Njengomuntu ophila emathafeni ocabanga "aww inja encane, idinga inyama ukuze ikhululeke, kufanele ngiye hunting" Okufanayo namuhla, "kufanele ngiye esitolo ngithole ukudla kwezinja"

Ubukhazikhazi bokungakhulumi nomuntu.

Umbono ongathandwa: ingxenye engcono kakhulu yemvelo akusiyo ngisho nezihlahla noma umbono. Kungukuthula okuphelele, okukhulu lapho kungakexpectwa impendulo, isaziso, noma incazelo. Sichitha impilo yethu yonke silawula izingxoxo, ama-imeyili, nokukhuluma okuncane. Ngezinye izikhathi udinga nje…funda kabanzi

Umuntu wesimanje. Ifilimu engcono kakhulu.

Ngabe umuntu angachaza umgibeli lapha, kuyini le ndaba yokubambisana ye 50/50?

Izwe leziqhwaga

Uthini umgibeli emathunjini?

Izinkwa zeClub! 🥪 Lokhu kube iPopsicle Stick Joke yakho yansuku zonke!( kulungiswe )

Inyama. Usawoti. Phansi emlonyeni.

Ukukhumbula umphefumulo wami we-caveman. 100% inyama, ukudla okungamandla kakhulu (kulabo bethu abenza sengathi asinaso isizathu sokuzikhangisa 😅). #potroast #salty #relaxing #ireallyammanlyipromise

Ukubulawa kokudangala.

Umngane wakho we-caveman ebusuku

Kube isikhathi eside

Kusukela ngithole okuncane njengokubambisana, ngizizwa ngifuna ukuxhumana nabantu, ngiyesaba ukuthi angisazi ukuthi ngingaxhumana kanjani nabantu abanjengami, ngisho nangezitho eziphikisanayo, ukuthi ngingase ngikhulume ngale ndlela, INTOKAZI KULUNGILE KUMINA, MINA NGITHANDA INTOKAZI njengomuntu…funda kabanzi

Isikhathi

Uma unethuba lokuhamba ngesikhathi, ungakwenza, futhi nini? Bhala phansi ngezindawo, ungaya kuphi?

Uzizwa unjengomuntu ophila emathafeni nsuku zonke

Umuntu wesilisa

Umfutho wesilisa wokungena efini bese ubuyela emuva ezimpandeni zethu zeMonke.

Cossacks

Ukuhlanza iJerk kanye neCaveman cossack squats. Ama-RDLs super sets anama-bones amabili squats abewumuhle, bese ngiphonsa leli thuluzi ngemuva kwengalo zami ngenza ama-lunges angama-34 ngaphandle, ngabe ngishintsha izindawo ngenza ama-lunges angama-34 futhi, futhi uma umoya emathangeni ami uphume,…funda kabanzi

Abantu bahlale bejabulile ukuthi ngiyakwazi ukwakha izithombe. Akukhathazi ngempela. Nokho, ngake ngaba ne-caveman ngezinto ezihlukahlukene ngaphambili 😅😅😅 Lena yikhono lami eliphelele le-Corsair, imicabango?

Ukukhuphuka

Yini emini Hang power clean ukuya phansi kwemizimba clean ukuya ku-3 front squats ezakhiwe zibe sethwe esiphushelekayo 4 sprints 360° caveman squats kulezi gamma cast front lunges (club ingama-35lbs/15.9kgs)

Kungani kufanele ngishintshe izwi lami ukuze abantu bazi ukuthi ngiyahlekisa?

Lapho ngiqotho ngikhuluma ngelizwi lami elijwayelekile, lapho ngihlekisa ngisebenzisa izwi elinzima le-redneck caveman intelligence man futhi ngihleka ngezihlekiso zami. Lezi zihlekiso zithathwa njengezinhle kodwa zishesha zibe umqondo omnyama.( kulungiswe )

Umjaho weCaveman

Umsebenzi ojabulisayo

Umsebenzi wansuku zonke, xoxa nomuntu ngenkathi wenza izwi lezilwane ngokungahleliwe njalo emizuzwini eyi-10 bese umtshela ukuthi "kukhona endaweni ethile, imvelo ibiza..." Futhi uqhubeke ubaleka ngokuqondile kokuphambene ngenkathi wenza izwi lezigqila.( kulungiswe )

I-erotica yeCaveman

Ngisho namaCaveman ayenentshisekelo emzimbeni wesifazane gosh darn

Umlilo opholile ebusuku obubandayo...

Ngikhempini, ngakha umlilo, akekho ongabelana naye....akekho ongathokozela amakhono ami okuphila emathafeni.....oh, kahle, kubushelelezi ubusuku.

Umuntu wesimanje noma ongawona?

Abantu abambalwa bangitshele ukuthi ngibukeka ngcono ngingashavile kunokushavile. Niqonda ukuthini? Mhlawumbe ukunciphisa?

Umuntu wami ongaphakathi kwenhliziyo ubengakhulumi ngokuqina elindele ukwehla.. Kodwa-ke wathola ukudumala kakhulu ngemva kokubona ukwehla..

Uhlobo Lwami Lwentshonalanga & Uhlobo Lwami Lwenkathi Yezimvula (2 abantu abahlukene)

Ngiyisikhumbuzo somphakathi uma kushisa futhi ngiphuma nsuku zonke kodwa uma sekuyinyanga ngingaphumi futhi ngihlala endlini yami njengomuntu ophila emathuneni. Uhlelo lokudlala umdlalo wevidiyo & ngigcine kushisa futhi ngingachithi imali.

Ngiyindoda ye-cave lapha haha

Umsipha omusha uLwesihlanu!!!

Zizwa ulula ngemva kokukhulula ubuhlungu obukhulu. Ngazizwa ngifana nomuntu ophila emathafeni kodwa ngivame ukuba nobuso obuncane, ngazizwa ngidle isikhathi eside ngakho ngacabanga kungani kungenjalo.

Usuku Lokupakisha Isidlo Sakho

Umdlalo wamaGibeli uphake ini ukuze adle? -I-sandwich yeqembu Ishaka iphake ini ukuze idle? -I-sandwich ye-corned-reef

Steak

Uthanda kanjani ukuthi i-steak yakho iphume kahle?

Ibhayibheli elisha elibhaliwe ngami

“Umqondo ophukile” Uma usukile emcabangweni wokuthi ungubani, uzofana nomuntu ophoxekile opholile. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi awukwazi ukubona ukubukeka kobuso bakho, kungase kukwenze ucabange ngempela ngendlela ochitha ngayo isikhathi sakho. Ingxoxo ifaka igumbi engxabanweni, kodwa ukufushane kuletha…funda kabanzi

Kwafika kimi emibonweni.

Umqondo wokuthola kufanele ube yanele ukuze ungakaze uyeke. Kukhona imizwa ongakaze uyizwe. Imicabango ongakaze uyithole. Izindawo ongakaze uzibone, abantu ongakaze ubahlangane nabo, izimo zengqondo ongakaze uzazi. Lolo suku lwe-Eureka lokuthola okuthile okuguqula umdlalo, okushintsha iqiniso,…funda kabanzi

Usuku 267 epulazini futhi ngiyaqala ukubukeka njengomuntu ophila emathafeni..

Yenza Okuhle Uma Kubi

Isisho esilula somuntu ophila emathafeni. Uma izinto ezimbi zenzeka usuku lonke, futhi inhlupheko ikuthinta wena nabanye bonke ngesikhathi sokuhlangana, kufanele wenze kube khona okuthile okuhle. Okuthile okukodwa. Bese ucabanga ngalokho okuthile okukodwa usuku lonke. Lokhu kuya emithini…funda kabanzi

Fama kaClarkson.

Ngiyazi uJeremy Clarkson ungumuntu ophithizelayo futhi ufana nomuntu ophila emathafeni, kodwa uma ungakaze ube nentshisekelo ekulimaleni. Futhi uma ufuna ukujabula ngenkathi ufunda, kuyashisa le show. Uma ungahlekisi okungenani kube kanye, ngizokweleta isidlo sakusasa.