Umphakathi we-Millennial

Ngizozama lokhu, ngabe kukhona iMillennial noma iXennial engakwazi ukukhomba lesi sithako engisiphindaphindayo kulolu sithombe?

Ubuqotho

Kwenzeka ngezikhathi...

Kuyahlekisa futhi ngiyahleka bese ngiphuma umoya ngicabanga ngakho...

Yebo

Ngidinga nje ukuvula i-Invader Zim, i-Rocket Power, i-Rugrats, i-Courage The Cowardly Dog noma i-Wild Thornberries futhi usuku lwami lokuphumula lungaphelele!

Oof

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Ngiyisizukulwane esiphakathi. Futhi ngiyinguqulo elinganiselwe. Ngizoba nguqulo elinganiselwe kumfazi oyedwa ongafuni ukungishiya nganoma iyiphi inani. Angikashadi ngaphambili. Ngakho, ngiyazi ukuthi kuzoba sekwedlule kimi kodwa kuseyisiqalo nesiphetho. Ngakho, angifuni umfazi ophuma emshadweni ngenxa yokuxhaswa. Ngijabule ngiyindoda engashadile. Ngifuna ukuthula, hhayi inkinga.

Wonke umuntu unomlingani wamaphupho. Kodwa lokho akusho ukuthi ngifuna okuphumelelayo. Ngifuna ukubona ukuhambisana njengokuthi engikuthandayo, naye akuthande. Ukuqonda nokweseka kubaluleke kakhulu kunehlonipho nokwethembana.

40 ngoMgqibelo

Phuma emhlabeni wami!

Ungakwazi ukukhipha lokhu ku-Gen Z 😝

Ngiyigeneration ye-millennial futhi kodwa ngeshwa ngiyedwa ngaphandle kwezingane ngoba angikaze ngihlangane nomuntu😂 ngoba angikatholi omunye.

Kufanele ngikubeke embagaleni 😎

#millennial #funny #song

Lokhu kwenze ngaba nobuhlungu emuva ... Ingabe kukhona omunye ozwa lokho? 🥹🤣

Ubani omunye okhumbula lezi?

Futhi cabanga ukuthi leli bhokisi lokuhamba labantu liyi-stroke of genius lol njengoba iningi lethu lisetshenziswa amabhakede namabhokisi e-cardboard 😂😂

Ubani omunye owenze zonke lezi zinto njengengane! Ngicabange ukuthi ngiqinisekile ukuthi ngiyena owayengajwayelekile owenza lokhu🤣

Ukuphanga izinto ezindala kuthola...🥹

Lapho uqonda ukuthi umuntu oneminyaka engu-18 ubudala ubona ukuthi usakhula ngokwanele ukuba ingane yakho. Hhawu.

Kuphi izingane zami ze-90s?

Yini eyenza izingane ze-Gen Z zicabange ukuthi ziyizigidi???? Lokhu akuhloselwe labo benu abancane ngonyaka noma ngebhadi elingu-12 kimi. Hambani. Vumela izingane ezinkulu zibe nenjabulo yazo.( kulungiswe )

Ingabe ikhanda lakho liqhamuka? Lol elami liqhamuke 🥲

Ubani omunye onememori eyinhloko evulelekile ngalokhu? Lol

Ubani omunye ongawuzwa umsindo kule mifanekiso? 🤣

Ngaphandle kokuba kwi khansela

Nami. Ngine-dark mode kuzo zonke izinsiza zami. 😟😔😟😕🫢😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Woza

Lokhu kufanele kube ingoma ye-theme engofficial ye-millennials 😂😂

Ningaki kini enizenzile lokhu? Ngiguqule ama-CD ashisayo abe yindlela yokwenza imali esikhathini sokufunda 😂

Ngikade khona

Ngempela, bangaki bethu ababe nalokhu emotweni yethu ngaleso sikhathi? 🤣

Ngabe abanye abazali benu bakutshela le mpela ngesikhathi nikhula? 😂

Ut oh

Ngesikhathi ngisemashumini amabili futhi othile ethi i-glucosamine izosiza ukuvuselela i-cartilage: Yebo, yebo, yebo Ngesikhathi ngisemashumini amathathu futhi umphimbo wami uphuka ngesikhathi ngiphonsa kahle izinwele:

Abangane bami beMillennials bazokujabulela kakhulu lokhu kuhlanganiswa lol( kulungiswe )

Yimuphi ozowubuyisa futhi kungani?

I-Blockbuster ngoba bekuzoba mnandi ukuhamba ezindaweni zokuthenga nokukhumbula futhi ngibe nokukhetha kokudla okwakudala, ngizokwenza lokho ngempela lol

Ubani omunye "omdala kanje?"

Hahaha ngiyaziqonda iLimewire neKazaa Lite futhi ngangivame ukushisa amaCDs njengomsebenzi ohlanganyelwe eHS lol

Uphukile.

IBME izohlala ibhalwe engqondweni yami 💀💀💀💀

Ake sibe ne-trauma bound 🤣

I-Blockbuster Vs I-Hollywood Video masithole umbono!

Kimi nakuba i-Blockbuster yayinokukhumbula kakhulu, i-Hollywood Video* yayinokudla okungcono, ukukhetha amafilimu okungcono, futhi ngokuvamile amanani aphansi lol. Izohlala iyigogo! *I-Hollywood video* ayikwazi ukuyihlela manje( kulungiswe )

Ukudansa kulabo engibaziyo/ mina ngiyigofu

#90s #90saesthetic #millennial

Umculo

Ukube ngiqotho, ngijabule kakhulu ngezi verse ezimbili.

Wamkelekile eMside eMnyama

#millennial #humor #funny #starwars