Al'ummar Standup
Al'ummar standup, hira, da tattaunawa.
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Al'ummar standup, hira, da tattaunawa.
611D RAYUKAN JIKI
DUKA
standup
Hadu da Mutane Sabuwa
ZAZZAGEWA
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Ka tabbata ka yi addu'a don makomarka, jarabawa da suke na ruhaniya da duk wani abu da ke raba ka da Allah saboda lokaci ba a gefenmu ba
Shahararren ya sa ni dariya ba tare da tsayawa ba😆🫶(an gyara)

Waye mai ban dariya na tsaye da kake so?
Lokaci na biyu ya zama mai kyau, shayari ta kai ga zurfi fiye da kowane lokaci a kai, kuma taron ya yi matukar farin ciki! Daga shayari mai motsa rai zuwa dariya ba tare da tsayawa ba! Manhar Seth ya sake canza daren zuwa sihiri mai tsabta✨

Wani yanki na tsarona na tsaye. Kuna mamakin dalilin da yasa nake kadai?
Babu slug da aka ji rauni a cikin yin wannan shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren shahararren…ƙara karantawa
Sabon shahararren tsayuwar Samay ya kasance mai ban mamaki broooo


Na gode DA DUK wanda ya aiko mini da soyayya! Ba na son harka na dare guda! Ina son fina-finai na ban tsoro, labaran laifi/rahotanni, barkwanci na tsaye, gidajen tarihi da hutu. Ba zan iya bin masu laifi ba. Ina bukatar sandar taimako don hawa matakala..amma na gode Allah ina raye! Na daina shan…ƙara karantawa

Na je wasu kulab don Standup Comics kuma koyaushe na ji cewa wannan na iya zama kyakkyawan sana'a a gare ni amma ban fahimci yadda mutane ke farawa a cikin stand up ba. Menene ke sa ya ji kamar "babu komai" idan aka kwatanta?
Jeff Arcuri tsayuwa
Hakanan ya faɗi gaskiya!💯💯💯 #funny #humor #standup

#tsayawa
Wane musamman tsayawa ne ya fi dacewa da jerin sunayenka?
Ina matukar son Taylor Tomlinson a wannan lokacin.
#tsayawa #yanci #wasan kwaikwayo
Wasan barkwanci akan yara marasa iyaye
Na ji cewa shahararren Richard Lewis ya rasu kwanan nan, kuma wannan shine tunanin farko da ya shige cikin zuciyata, don haka na yanke shawarar yin wannan kuma in raba shi. Ya daina shan giya da kwayoyi a 1994, ya kasance cikin nutsuwa, amma dole ne ya kasance wahala sosai, saboda a cikin…ƙara karantawa

#memes #dabbobi #boo #tsayawa #barkwanci

Babu wanda ke sha'awar bayanin na saboda tun daga farko ban sami saƙo ba 😕 #cooking #concerts #gaming #random #kpop #web3 #travel #standup #humanrights #minecraft #(an gyara)

Ka san. Waye ya sa ka dariya kafin wannan dandali ya sa kowanne aikin tsayawa a gaban taron jama'a ya zama shahararre?
Wannan wata maimaitawa ce ta wani batu amma na ji bukatar in raba tunanina. 🤣 5) Richard Pryor- Ya wuce tunanin kabilanci a lokacin kuma ya bude hanya don ya zama a cikin babban taron a matsayin dan wasan kwaikwayo baki. 4) Bill Burr- Ra'ayoyinsa da tunaninsa akan rayuwa suna tafiya kan iyakar…ƙara karantawa
Na fi so Dave Chappelle.
"In ba ka tsaya don wani abu ba, za ka fadi ga komai"(an gyara)

Sannu ƙungiya! Me kuke kallo yanzu? Abin da nake kallo kawai shine anime da tsokaci na tsaye. Don haka ina buƙatar wasu sabbin shirye-shirye. Ina kan Kaiju no 8, demon slayer, jjk, kuma na ga tsofaffin kamar one piece, Naruto, dbz. Abubuwan da nake so na dindindin sune Hajime No Ippo, Trigun, da…ƙara karantawa
Na dade ina kallon kill Tony, amma yana da lokutansa kawai. Kuna da wasu mutane masu ban dariya da zan iya kallo?

Menene babban kuskure game da soyayya da dangantaka a idonku? #dating #romance #question #india #gujarat #ahmedabad #love #friends #yoga #single #relationship #boo #travel #food #books #standup #comady #vegetarian #music #movies #memes #art #funny #dogs #gaming
Sabon salo na barkwanci www.sambasscomedy.com(an gyara)
kyakkyawan ra'ayi ko a'a? a gare ni watakila a ranar 3
18 kuri'u
Na tambayi AI na ya rubuta waƙa game da rayuwata. Yanzu yana cikin jujjuyawar 'Don Allah, kada a sake taro!'
mafi kyawun ɓangaren shine lokacin da ka gano cewa zane-zanen jiki zunubi ne a kan Allah. kamar ba za a ba ka izinin shiga aljanna ba saboda kana da zane ko kuma hanci kamar yaya ka yi wannan ga jikin da ya ba ka ni kawai ina wasa ba ni da addini kwata-kwata wannan abu ne mai wuyar ganewa wani yana…ƙara karantawa
Awanni 2 na dariya ba tare da tsayawa ba, tabbas zan sake ganinka


Ina ganin hulɗa da masu kallo tana buƙatar saurin tunani, ɗan haƙuri, da hikimar fahimtar cewa kalmomi ba sa nufin komai game da kai, tare da sanin lokacin da bai kamata ka kunyata kanka ba. Ta yaya za ka inganta wannan kuma ka yi aiki a kai?
Shin na taɓa zuwa kowanne nau'in shahararren nishadi? A'a. Shin ya kasance mai daɗi? I, eh.. Shin na ji kunya lokacin da mutane suka yi tsokaci? Hakika.(an gyara)


Duk da haka, me ke da kyau a kusa da ni?
Ya fara da kyau. Na sami tayin mafi kyau don buga takardun talla a Gyöngyös fiye da a Eger — muna magana ne akan 50,000 vs 78,000. A wannan lokacin na ji kamar wani mai alhakin kudi. Kamar… wani wanda ya fahimci jadawalin kudi. Wani wanda zai iya mallakar fayil. Sai na sauka daga bas a Eger… na bar…ƙara karantawa
NA KASHE KANWATA 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Ina sa ran dariya yau da yamma!

NA KASHE KAN KAI DON KAWO KASHE KASHE 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Kafin ka ga wani abu banda namijin cis yana yin tsayuwa


Boredom na ranar hutu da ba a zata ba. Ina son hoodien Adam Sandler na, duk da haka. Ina farin cikin ganin sa a kai tsaye 😁 Waye ke son zuwa ganin tsayawa? Waye ka ga? Shin akwai abubuwan da kake jin dadin su?

Zan yi buɗe maki na farko, kuma na farko da zan shiga kan dandalin tun daga makarantar sakandare a buɗe maki na dare a bar Frans a Nashville a ranar 19. Ina cikin damuwa sosai, amma ina farin ciki.
Me kake sani game da cire Teslas daga fushi??? ba kamar yana inganta komai ba ko wani abu.(an gyara)

Na shi ne Louis C.K.(an gyara)
Dutsen miau.

Ina alfahari da kaina saboda na gwada wani sabon abu. Darin Talata na yi open mic na farko!

Ko dai na zaɓi zama … 😅🥹
