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ORIGINAL GANGSTA MADAME KOUSHETTIE

KUV YOG NTAWM RAU KHOOM TXHUA KHAWS TSEV 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Muaj cov zej zog lossis pawg twg hauv Ahmedabad kom mus sib sau nrog??

ORIGINAL GANGSTA MADAME KOUSHETTIE

KUV YOG NTAWM RAU KHAWS COV NTAU TSEV 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

tag nrho cov neeg no tham txog Vajtswv

qhov zoo tshaj plaws yog thaum koj pom tias cov tattoos yog ib qho kev txhaum rau Vajtswv. zoo li koj yuav tsis tau txais kev tso cai mus rau ntuj ceeb tsheej vim koj muaj ib qho tattoo lossis ib qho piercing zoo li koj ua li cas rau lub cev uas nws muab rau koj kuv tsuas yog ua si xwb kuv tsis yog… read more

Tab sis kuv quaj heev los tswj.

Kuv niam coj kuv mus rau ib qho kev tshawb nrhiav, kawg kawg rau ntawm no

Kuv puas tau mus rau txhua hom kev ua si kom lom zem? Tsis tau. Puas yog nws lom zem? Yog.. Kuv puas txhawj xeeb thaum cov neeg hu nkauj? Tsuas yog.( kho dua lawm )

Qhib mic hmo

Kuv tab tom ua kuv thawj zaug qhib mic hmo, thiab kuv thawj zaug nkag mus rau lub scene txij li thaum kawm ntawv siab ntawm qhib mic hmo ntawm Frans bar hauv Nashville rau hnub tim 19. Super nervous, tab sis excited.

Tsis muaj dab tsi ua

Tsis xav ua ib hnub tsis tau npaj. Kuv nyiam kuv Adam Sandler hoodie, txawm li cas los xij. Zoo siab heev uas kuv tau pom nws nyob rau hauv lub neej 😁 Leej twg nyiam mus saib stand-up? Leej twg koj tau pom? Muaj tej xwm txheej twg koj xav pom?

:)

Max Amini

Kev nplua nuj ntawm Kevin Hart

Kuv刚刚从一个虚假的站立课程回来，感觉我可以做得更好

Tsis tas li ntawd, dab tsi zoo nyob ze kuv?

Kuv Lub Neej. nws hais txog ntawv rau Mom btw..

Koj paub dab tsi txog kev tshem Teslas tawm ntawm kev npau taws??? tsis yog tias qhov ntawd ua rau nws zoo dua lossis dab tsi.( kho dua lawm )

Yog… koj yuav tsis ntseeg qhov qib ntawm qhov tsis muaj tseeb uas kuv tau ua tiav hnub no

Qhov no pib zoo. Kuv pom ib qho kev pom zoo dua rau kev luam ntawv flyers hauv Gyöngyös tshaj li hauv Eger — peb tab tom tham txog 50,000 vs 78,000. Nyob rau lub sijhawm ntawd kuv xav tias kuv yog ib tug neeg muaj nuj nqis nyiaj txiag. Zoo li… ib tug neeg uas nkag siab txog spreadsheets. Ib tug… read more

Koj puas muaj siab thib rau zaum hauv qab nplooj ntawm ib qho kev ua si kom luag?

hahaha

Tsiv mus..

Thaum koj tsis tau pom kev nce qib hauv koj cov nyiaj hli ntawm koj txoj haujlwm tau txog 22 lub hlis lawm, thiab txawm tias tom qab kawm paub yuav ua haujlwm nrog ntau yam tshuab txawv thiab feem ntau muaj kev pheej hmoo, koj pom tias ib lub tuam txhab tsis txaus siab rau koj, nws yog lub sijhawm… read more

Zakirkhan og ! ❤️

Star Wars - Ib tug txiv neej improv

Kuv tos ntsoov kom luag hnub no!

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Im tshiab ntawm no

Kuv tsuas tham txog Mitch lub limtiam dhau los. Qhov joke tib yam li ntawd thiab lol

Gemini

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Koj yuav tsum scroll deb npaum li cas ntawm no?

Ua ntej koj pom ib yam dab tsi uas tsis yog ib tug txiv neej cis ua stand-up

Tso Siab?

Kuv xav tias kuv tsis to taub txog qhov no pab pawg yog hais txog dab tsi. Kuv xav tias nws yog hais txog kev ua yeeb yam kom luag 😂

Nrhiav kev txaus siab