Hapori Crime
Te hapori crime, kōrero, me te matapaki.
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Te hapori crime, kōrero, me te matapaki.
1.7M WAIRUA
KATOA
crime
Tūtaki Tāngata Hou
TIKIAKENGA
E ai ki taku MBTI i konei, he “Kaitiaki” ahau... E tino rangirua ana ahau ki te take e kīia ai he uaua te whakawhanaunga ki tētahi “Kaiārai”. Ehara rāua i te mea kotahi tonu?

He rā anō, he taara anō

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He tino kino taku āhua hinengaro, engari, e ai ki te mea, he tiketike aku paerewa moral.


Kei te pēhea tō rā? Ko taku rā he tino pai.


Kua pānui tetahi i ngā pukapuka pai i te wā nei??

Kua puhia taku turi, kua karangahia au hei whakakino, ā, kua wareware au i taku kapu inu i runga.(Āe, ka inu au i ngā kapu inu nāna i te mea he hēku ahau). Nō reira, ko ngā wāhanga hara me te wīhāki.

ME WHAKAWHETAI I NGA TAONGA E AWHINA ANA I A KOE. ko te kore e whakawhetai ki te tangata he mea hara. Ko te kī ki te "Hi" he mea eh. Kōrero poto. Kāore taku kaihautū pahi e kī ki a au "hi" i te hokinga mai, kāore hoki e kī "nō reira". Engari ka kī au ia ia i ia rā 😂. I tētahi rā, i whakatau au…( whakatikahia )pānui atu
Tasty

He aha tāu e mahi ana i te wa e noho ana koe i waenganui i te ngahere i te pō, kua waiho e koe āu taonga katoa i tō motokā, ā, e tata ana tētahi tangata ki a koe?


Kei te tirohia e te tangata i konei te raupapa whare me te Kaiwhakawa Beckett? #crimeseries #castle


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Kei te rapu au i tētahi whakaaturanga hou hei pātea! I pai ahau ki a Criminal Minds me te putanga French (& ināianei te putanga Ingarihi) o te High Potential - tukuna mai ō whakaaturanga hara tino pai.
Kei te whakamahere au ki te hono ki te tiwhikete paerua i te Pūtaiao Tūātea nā te mea he pai tēnei mōhiohio kino kei a au ki te hono i ngā ira kāore e kitea ana me te whai i ngā tauira 😐 e whakaaro ana koe ka taea e tēnei te pai ki te tangata me ngā whakatipuranga kei te heke mai?
Kei te PĀTAI ahau ki ēnei awa whakarongo Kooti YouTube. He pai ake i ngā whakaaturanga kooti pono. Ko taku tino pai ko ngā awa whakakore.
He tino pai tēnei raupapa!

Ko tetahi o nga hoa noho i taku whare, i waiho e tana tane te putea i to maatau whare—kaore matou i te mohio ko ia! Na, ka tango taku hoa noho hapu, ka pooti, ka whakatuwhera, ka tirohia te mea kei roto, ka waia. Ka penei te kakara, he pooti ngarara, kaore taua hoa noho hapu i mutu i te mohio ki…( whakatikahia )pānui atu


Kei te tino whai wāhi au ki tāna take
I kite tēnei wāhanga tawhito o te ture me te whakaritenga i reira i oma te wahine ki raro, ka patu i tētahi kaipōti tamariki i whakawāteahia i runga i te pātea me tāna motokā, i ngana rātou ki te whakapae i a ia, ā, i whakawāteahia ia. He mea pakiwaitara noa tēnei? Ki taku whakaaro, i roto i te ao…pānui atu
Kei te mau tonu etahi Tūrehu ki a koe.

Ngā Pānui Whai Pānga
Ko taku hiahia noa he tangata hei tiri i tōku oranga. E hiahia ana ahau ki tētahi hoa mō ngā mahi katoa, hei wheako i ngā mea katoa ka taea e te ao te tuku. Kāore au e hiahia kia noho mokemoke anō.

Kei te noho noa ahau e pākiki ana me te paraikete e mātakitaki ana i ngā kōrero hara pono! Ka hiahia au ki te whai hoa engari kei tawhiti katoa ngā tāne pai!( whakatikahia )

Me whai hoa mō te piki… me te mahi taihara
Kaore au i te tino mohio he aha te take e kore ai nga tane e noho ki te wahine kotahi? He hara te pono i enei ra? Ko te tikanga he tino pouri.
"Kia ora, kua tae te wa ki te whakaoho i te tangata. Ko taku peihana e ahua kore ana, he hara i toku whenua! Whakaputaina mai i te wa tonu" - Astrid (rabbita asteri)

Kei te kimi au i tētahi hei hoa mō ngā mahi huna, hei raupatu i ngā ao mai i te noho hāneanea i runga i te sofa, me te kai pizza kebab reka, kai kāinga rānei.
Tēnā koa, tukuna mai ētahi tūtohu kiriata, raupapa hoki hei pānui mōku! Kei te pai au ki ngā mahi whakaari, pūtaiao, hara, me te pātai. 🍿🎬
He mahi kiriata kāore i whakawhiwhia e William Shatner me Tom Skerritt te nui o te whakamoemiti mō ā rātou whakaari. Ko te whakatipuranga o Big Bad Mama i puta i te 1987 he pai anō, engari e rua ngā kaiwhakaari wahine rerekē e takaro ana i ngā tamāhine. Anei te kaupapa o te kiriata: I te tau…( whakatikahia )pānui atu
Ko te mea nei he kiri ultra he TĀHAI, he tino pai, engari he mea tika tonu te utu i taua nui? 😩😩😩

Neo-Noir Tūkinotanga Tūmatanui He taonga anō tēnei i te 90s. He pātea te āhua o Russell Crowe i te pōtae i te mea he kaiwhakaari hou ia, ā, he pātea te āhua, i te wā e teitei ana a Spacey. Ko te mea, ko te pūmanawa o Crowe, tōna ataahua o te ngākau me te wā i huri i ngā mea katoa. My Rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐( whakatikahia )

Kei te titiro whakamua au ki te tono mō tā rātou tūranga ka pakeke au 🥸. Ko wai kei te taha i ahau? Me hiahia au ki tētahi hoa hara 🤔 #hecklers( whakatikahia )

Tātaritanga Hītori He kōrero āhua hē, engari he tino pai te whakaahua me ngā whakaaturanga a ngā tino tangata e toru: Hackman, Young Dafoe, me F. Mcdormand Taku Tūtohu ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Nō reira, he aha te mea ka tupu mēnā ka whai tamariki koe ka wehe? Kāore au e whakaaro he hara tēnei, ā, kāore au he tangata hara 🤣

E whai ana i ngā mea whakamīharo onamata, me te rapu hoa hara hei tirotiro i te toenga. Ka nui te painga mēnā ka taea e koe te mōhio ki te pūkenga hangarau kei muri i ngā mea katoa!






ko te whakarite i te kai po i huri hei waahi hara😆😆😆


Tātaritanga Hītori I te nuinga o te wā, ka kino ahau ki ngā kiriata pāpāho, ina koa ngā mea e whakanuia ana i te pūnaha o Iharaira, engari ka taea e au te whakatūpato mō tēnei, nā te mea e pai ana ahau ki a Eric Bana hei kaiwhakaari, ā, he pai te hanga o te kiriata e Spielberg. My Rating ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐✨

Āe… i tino whakapau kaha ahau ki te whakaaro i tētahi mea kāore i pai ki ahau mō Clayface, ā, ko te mea kotahi anake, tērā pea i patua e rātou a Sal Moroni, tērā pea kāore (he rangatira taihara nui ia i DC, engari kāore i rite ki a Falcone te nui). He ātaahua ngā kōwhiringa waiata mō ngā…pānui atu
Tākaro Tūmatanui 26 tau kua pahure, ā, he tino pai tonu tēnei kiriata! Kāore he wāhi pōuri. He kōrero pākiki me te whakakatakata mai i ngā tiriti o Rānana. "Rānana. E mōhio ana koe: ika, rīwai, kapu 'ti, 'te huarahi kino, 'barry white, 'rānana underground, 'joblot. Kia mōhio, ko 'men 'o 'the…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ko ngā DJ he nui ake ā rātou kickroll i te moni. EHARA TE KICKROLL I TE HARA

I Waikato, he 32 tau, e hiahia ana ki te aroha wahine. Ko te tikanga, he wā roa.

He mea iti rawa atu te noho o te kāhua charlies angles i roto i tōna kāhui, he hara ki ngā kāhui katoa i te motu mēnā kāore e whai.😩✨️( whakatikahia )

He tino pai... Ka tino harikoa ahau ki te huri o te pūrākau. Kua roa ahau kāore i te pēnei te hāngai ki te kōrero hara. Ki taku whakaaro, ka moe au me te ataata i te pō nei😄

Whakahaerehia te hara... He māmā! He whaihua! He whakaaro noa! Pooti mōhio! Pooti Pātea! Te Atua manaaki. #PootiPātea #MAGA #MidTerms
Tūkinotanga Pātea Ko te take anake i taea ai e au te noho ki a DiCaprio i te wa o te kiriata, ko te arataki a Nicholsan me Scorsese. Taku Tūtohu ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Kei te hou mai.😊 Kaore au i te tino mohio he aha te tuhinga, engari kei te rapu au i tetahi hoa pono. He tangata hei korero mo nga mea katoa, mai i nga korero hohonu ki te puoro, ki nga kararehe, ki te True Crime, ki te korero noa iho mo nga mea kore. Ka nui taku mihi ki te mohio ki au ano, a, ka…( whakatikahia )pānui atu
Taku kuri i mate… te hoa hara, i aroha hoki ki te onga me te haerenga ki nga wahi katoa! Kei te whakaaro ahau ki a ia i tenei ra i te ra whanau; he tino pai ki a ia te hui pai hoki 🎉🎉🎈
He aha i kore ai au e whakatūpatohia i te wā ka uru koe ki te punaha rongoā hei pātene kāore he Kaiwhakawā Pātene, he rite tonu ki te mahi hara me te kōrero ki ngā pirihimana me ngā kaiwhakawā kāore he rōia e noho ana, ka whakamahia ngā kōrero e kī ana koe ki a koe. Pērā i te ture, me mōhio koe ki…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Tākaro Tūmatanui I te nuinga o te wā, ka pātea a Denzel ki te raru me te whakahaere i ana hoa tākaro i ngā wāhanga, engari i tēnei wā, i piki a Crowe ki te taumata. He pouri nāna i tango te nui o te taumaha, ā, kua whakaitihia ki ngā wāhanga tuarua. Taku Tūtohu ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐✨( whakatikahia )

Me whakaaro ahau he mea whakapae ahau e mahi ana, nā te mea ko te kore mahi he hara, ā, he aha te take ka unmatch ahau i te mea e kī ana ahau kāore e mahi ana? 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Pērā i te rangatira ... e wehi ana koe ka hiahia koe ki te utu i aku pire? 🤣🤣🤣
Kua tīmata au ki te pānui i te noir nāna i awhina ngā pukapuka a Stephen King i ngā whakaputanga Hard Case Crime. He aha ngā momo e pānui ana ētahi atu? I tīmata anō te tangata ki tētahi momo hou?
Kua tirohia e au he nui o nga hara pono, a e tino mataku ana au mo enei taupānga rāngai nāna i pā mai.