Hapori Criminal

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I tino aroha ahau ki ngā kākahu o aku pēpi hahaha He āhua taihara rātou

Ka tiimata au i konei

Ka mea au he maha nga take ka taea e koe te kore e hiahia ki te mohio ki ahau, ka taea e tatou te haere mai i reira 🤣 I te whakaora mai i nga tarukino Te Tuhinga Tūkinotanga (e pā ana ki ngā tarukino) He nui nga kōrero o taku ao e pā ana ki ngā kōrero pōuri me te wā i te whare herehere Koira te…pānui atu

I te mutunga ka titiro au ki a Neon Genesis Evangelion

He anime tino rerekē tēnei. He pērā tonu me te whakakotahi i ngā anime e rua; he drama mō ngā tangata me te anime meka. I titiro au ki a ia nāna i mōhio he anime rongonui, he tohu, nō reira i hiahia au ki te mōhio he aha te mea e pā ana ki a ia. Engari ināianei kua titiro au ki a ia... kāore au e…pānui atu

Kaiwhakahaere Ture 🐶

Tāne tuarua

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I whakatūria a Amerika i runga i ngā uara Karaitiana. He nui ngā tāngata e kī ana he Karaitiana rātou... engari, kāore e taea te pupuri i ngā hītori tāhae o ngā tāngata, ā, kātahi ka whakawa rātou mō tēnā he mahi kāore e tika ana i raro i ngā tikanga Karaitiana, i te mea e ārai ana i te whakawātea…pānui atu

He mea whakamataku

Ka pēhea mēnā he hītori taihara tō tētahi mō te patu tangata, ā, e hiahia ana ki te whai hoa aroha !?

Ko te mea kino ko te rongo tonu i te mamae ahakoa ko ia te hara.

He tino pai ki a koe te Funky?

Michael Jackson - Smooth criminal 🎸🤙🏻

Ka pai ahau ki te whakarongo ki ngā pūrongo mō ngā tirohanga hara🚑🚓🚔📝📌🤠😎👮🕵️

Ka pai ahau ki te whakarongo ki ngā pūrongo mō ngā tirohanga hara. Ko te ako mō ngā tikanga tirohanga, ngā tikanga pātai, me te hinengaro i muri i ngā hara—i ngā take me ngā pūtake—he tino awhina. Ka ako tātou me pēhea te ora i ēnei āhuatanga, he aha ngā mea hei tirotiro, me te hiranga o te waiho i…pānui atu

Kāore e whakawhetai, kāore e kī ki te kaihautū pahi.

ME WHAKAWHETAI I NGA TAONGA E AWHINA ANA I A KOE. ko te kore e whakawhetai ki te tangata he mea hara. Ko te kī ki te "Hi" he mea eh. Kōrero poto. Kāore taku kaihautū pahi e kī ki a au "hi" i te hokinga mai, kāore hoki e kī "nō reira". Engari ka kī au ia ia i ia rā 😂. I tētahi rā, i whakatau au…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

TŌKU WĀ KOTAHI ..

I haere au ki waho, ā, kāore e pēnā ana te āhua o ngā tāngata, i kite pea rātou i tētahi āhua tangata i te tīhāte me ngā pākete kākāriki me ngā ponī ātaahua, kāore au he kaipōti .. Kei te tarai au ki te noho hei tangata noa i waho 😬🥹🫣

Kei te pai au ki te waiho hei take mō te hāngai o ētahi atu... 😊😊 Nō te mea he uaua te ora, he hē ki te tuku i te raru ki ētahi atu...😅😅😂

Ehara i te taha hara te tirohanga taha

He tohu whero, he tohu kākāriki rānei? Lol

Kua tango au i te tangata i te mea i mea ia e hiahia ana ki te marena, ka tīmata ia ki te pātai mō te āhua o tāku hoa, ā, i te wā i kōrero au mō taku pāpā, me te whakamoemiti ki a ia, nāna i whakatipu au, i tautoko mai i ahau mai i te wā i whanau ai au, ā, i kī au e hiahia ana au ki te mea ko tāku…pānui atu

Ko te pānui i te kōrero mō te ao he hara 🤣🤣

HBD Gentle Criminal

ENFP 8W7

I te whakaaro ahau mēnā i mahi he ahau ki tāku Enneagram, engari i muri i te whakaaro ki reira - kāore e hē. I te mea e hiahia ana ahau ki te noho hei mātanga rongoā hara, ā, me tautoko, me mahi tonu ki te kite he aha te mea ka taea te mahi mō ngā tāngata kāore e pā ana ki te hapori (te whakahou i…pānui atu

Ko tetahi o nga mea kaore au i taea te whakautu i runga i te mea he tino mamae te ahua.

Ko te whakapae i ahau mo nga mea kaore au i mahi, me te whakakāhoretanga i ahau i te mea he kaipōti ahau, me te kite i te mamae kei roto i ahau. "Aroha mai, ko te taonga i whakaaro koe i tango au, i kitea e koe i tetahi atu wahi, engari kaore koe e hiahia ki te whakapāha mo reira" - me pehea e taea…pānui atu

Ngā whakaaturanga pērā i a Criminal Minds me te High Potential

Kei te rapu au i tētahi whakaaturanga hou hei pātea! I pai ahau ki a Criminal Minds me te putanga French (& ināianei te putanga Ingarihi) o te High Potential - tukuna mai ō whakaaturanga hara tino pai.

He whakaahua tēnei i mahi au mō Jeff e mau ana i ngā kākahu o te tangata hākinakina māmā a Michael Jackson lol

He whakaahua anake i mahi au

Kāore e pai ki tēnei wā o te tau

He tino makariri tonu, ka uaua te kimi i ngā wāhi hei noho. Ka pōuri te rangi i te pātea, nō reira ka tīmata te katoa ki te whakatū i te kōanga. Ugh, e hiahia ana au ki te piri ki tētahi, ki te mātaki i ngā whakaaro hara, me te puta i taku whare.

He hara te noho i tetahi Wetherspoons i taku tatau.. 👀

E mea ana au ki te haere ki te kai i te po i roto i te 4 haora, a, inaianei kei konei au e hoko ana i nga parirau heihei 🤔🫣

Te Whare Pātea

Te hara

Kāore au i te rongo i te mea he kaipōti kē atu i te haere ki te whare whakaata e ngana ana ki te tuku kai me te waipiro i roto.

Tō mātou tino kaiwhakatuma riri me te tino pai ki te kawhe.

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Palestra o te psychopatology forense me Rosângela Monteiro, he tohunga hara me te tangata e tino whakamoemiti ana ahau. He kaupapa tino whaihua, engari he tino pēnei hoki, i whakaarohia e au. Ko te kite i a ia i te tangata he whakatutukitanga o te moemoeā ki ahau. Ko te whakarongo ki ngā mea katoa…pānui atu

🤣 Kāore au i te mōhio he aha i tino katakata ai tēnei ki ahau😅

Tāhae: Ehara koe i te tangata kaha rawa, nē? He mea whakamā tēnā. Ka taea e koutou te kati ināianei.. (Motokā pirihimana) Pirihimana #1: Ko au tonu i ngā wā katoa Pirihimana #2: He pēnei tonu tō kanohi Pirihimana #1: E mōhio ana au... E kino ana te katoa ki ahau Pirihimana#2: Kāore au e kino ki a…pānui atu

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Ko te raru kei te ture, ko nga ture katoa e hanga ana e koe, e ngana ana ki te whakatakoto i te ao parauri ki te pango me te ma. Ko nga hara katoa e pa ana ki nga tino kaupapa e toru: te tahae, te whakaekenga, te kohuru. Mena ka hiahia koe ki te punaha hara me te whiu, me waiho e koe enei ture e…pānui atu

Me pēhea e hanga ai koe i tētahi tohu?

Kei roto koe i tēnei emepaea me hanga e koe tētahi tohu. He aha tā rātou e mahi ana? He aha tā rātou mahi? He aha tā rātou iwi? Mēnā e pai ana koe i tēnei whakaahuatanga iti, ā, e hiahia ana koe ki te whakamahi i roto i tētahi kōrero, i tētahi TTRPG, haere mai ki te whakamahi. Ripoata o te Emepaea…pānui atu

I te iti rawa

Ka pouri au mo taua hēra iti

ko au me taku tama 🫶

Nō reira, he aha te mea ka tupu mēnā ka whai tamariki koe ka wehe? Kāore au e whakaaro he hara tēnei, ā, kāore au he tangata hara 🤣

He tino hara te ahua o taku koura

He pātea taku Sett, ā, he rerekē te ahua

Ngā Whakaaro Hara i tēnei ata 🌄

Tāhae

🎶E mōhio ana au i kī mai koe me noho au i tawhiti E mōhio ana au i kī mai koe he kuri noa ia He tama kino ia me te ngākau pokekore Ā, e mōhio ana au kāore tēnei i te mōhio Engari e mama, e aroha ana au ki te tāhae Ā, kāore tēnei momo aroha i te rautaki, he tinana E mama, tēnā kaua e tangi, ka pai…pānui atu

💘 Ki te mea he kaipōti au, he aha te hara ka noho tātou hei hoa?

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Pērā i te mea ko ia te kaikōtiro he hunga hara Ā, ko ngā hara he hunga tapu I te mea ko ngā upoko he ngā pito Tēnā karangahia au ko Lucifer Nō te mea e hiahia ana au ki te ārai Nō reira, ki te tutaki koe ki au Kia whai whakaaro Kia whai aroha, me te reka Whakamahia āu tikanga pai i akona I te mea…pānui atu

Tōku kōrero

I te wā e mōhiotia ana e te katoa he tangata pūmau koe, kāore e taea e te tangata te whakatau i a koe hei tangata whakapae, hei tangata hara. Kāore e whakaaro ana ki ngā pānga ka pā ki te hauora hinengaro o te tangata, ki te haere te tangata i ngā mea pēnei i te patu me te whiu i te tangata pūmau…pānui atu