Hapori Funny

Pānui?

He tangata anō kei a koutou he rārangi pukapuka hei pānui? Kei te whakapau kaha ahau kia hoki anō ki te pānui, ā, he tino roa te rārangi... ā, he tino katakata te pukapuka e pānui ana ahau i tēnei wā!

Te Kōrero mō te Taru Wai Rau-Whāiti, nō te Kīngitanga o ngā Patupaiarehe tonu ✨🪷🪻🧚🏻‍♀️✨

He ahiahi tino rawe taku, arā, kāore rawa aku kawenga, ā, i whakaaro ahau kia pēnā tonu 🤭✨🧚🏻‍♀️✨ E hīkarearea ana i ngā tahatika o tētahi hāpua tawhito rawa, ā, i ētahi wā ka tū ki te tirotiro harore, ki te whakarongo ki ngā kōrero a ngā pūrerehua-kōrero, me ētahi atu take tino hira. Koirā te…pānui atu

He pātai ki ngā tāne me ngā wāhine katoa. Mehemea ka tūtaki koe ki tētahi tangata tino mātau—he tangata whai hinengaro, he mātau, he ngākau aroha, he whakakatakata, he rerekē, he ngākau reka, he atawhai, he ngākau māhaki, he tino pono—engari he tino kino rawa tōna akuaku, ka pēhea koe? Ka whakarērea rānei e koe i te mutunga, ka noho tonu rānei?

Ā, ki ōu whakaaro, ka taea e koe te whai hononga ki tētahi tangata kāore e pai ana tōna akuaku, mēnā he pai katoa atu ngā āhuatanga? Ka kaukau tahi rānei koe me taua tangata i ētahi wā, hei āwhina i te āhuatanga me te tautoko i a ia, i runga i te mōhio e tino aroha ana koe ki a ia, ā, ko ia tō ao…pānui atu

Ngā whakaaro mō Ramayana

I tino rata ahau ki te kiriata mō tōna āhua ake, engari kāore hoki au i te mōhio ki te pūrākau taketake, nō reira he iti noa ngā mea hei whakataurite māku. He pai te puoro, engari tērā pea kua kaha ake tōna rongonui; kāore i tino mau ki taku hinengaro. Engari he mīharo rawa atu a Yash, ā, he tino…pānui atu

Whakaaro

Kua roa rawa mai i taku kitenga whakamutunga i tētahi arewhana e retireti pēnei ana. He mea whakamīharo te āhua o ētahi mea o tō tātou ao o mua ka ngaro marire, ā, kore rawa e kitea anō. Nē rā?

5.7 Hemi

Whai muri i taku hoko i tēnei taraka me taku whakaoti i te utu, ka tāpirihia e au ngā taputapu i hiahia ai au ki te tinana. Ngā pare ua, ngā whakapiri vinyl, te FlowMaster 44 super 👍, te reo irirangi DVD mata pā, ā, i whakakapia ngā kaikōrero tīwharawhara katoa ki ngā kaikōrero Scars. He tino pai…pānui atu

I kitea e au he mea katakata tēnei

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He kaitao ngākau nui ahau i runga i te mahi, he kaingākau ki te whare whakapakari tinana i runga i te hiahia, ā, he wairua whai wawata ahau i tōku āhua. E whakapono ana ahau ki ngā kare ā-roto pai, ngā kōrerorero whai tikanga, te pono, me ngā hononga tūturu. He pai ki ahau te tūhura i ngā mea hou,…pānui atu

Ko au noa iho 😊

Kia ora, i ētahi wā he uaua ki ahau te uru ki ngā kākahu noa. Tata ki te 11 ōku tau i te wā i nui rawa ai kia uru ki ngā kākahu. Ahakoa tērā, kei konei noa ahau ki te whai hoa, ā, ehara i te mea he hiahia kē atu ōku i te whakahoa nā te mea kāore e taea e au te huna i tōku rahi. P.s. he tino…pānui atu

Tākupu mō tēnei whakaahua

He kōrero whakakata anake, koa.

Ko etahi tohu e korero ana i te reo nui ake i nga kupu 🤍

He pai te ahua o te ao. I muri i nga kupu kore pai mai i tetahi tangata i runga ipurangi, i whakamaumahara mai tetahi tohu whakaaro ki ahau ko te atawhai kei te noho tonu. I tenei ra, i riro mai i ahau tenei puawai ataahua mai i tetahi tangata i te taha ke o te ao, a, i tino pai ahau. 💐 Ki te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He tino katakata, he tino ātaahua hoki tēnei hāte, engari kāore rawa e tika mō te wāhi mahi 😜😅

tino katakata haha

Whakaorangia ahau i te hōhā

E kī taurangi ana ahau, he wā anō ka katakata ahau

Kua eke a Mr Meowgi ki te 1 tau i tēnei rā!

Anei ia i te 5 marama te pakeke, i te marama o Pēpuere, ā, anei ia i tēnei rā, te 5 o Noema, i tōna huritau tuatahi! He tino katakata ia!

He tāne ngahau, hihiko hoki kei Taiwan? Whakaaturia mai ō pūkenga! ☀️😄

Pātea

Titiro atu?

He mea rerekē mō tēnei ao

Kei te moe ētahi tāngata, kei te tata moe ētahi, kei te ahiahi ētahi, ā, he ata kei ētahi atu. Ki te kore ko te ATUA, ko wai atu ka taea te mahi i ēnei mea?

Ka tīmata te hiahia ki ahau i ngā tāne katakata, pōrangi hoki. Kāore au e pai ana ki tēnā. 😒😂 he aha hoki te take e aro ai ahau ki te katakata o tētahi tāne? Lmao

Ngahau

He tino pōuri taku momo katakata.

He pai te ora. Ko etahi tangata he whakaaturanga anake, engari ka hoki mai te ao i etahi wa mo te rerun. 😂

Kāore e taea te tuku, kua noho au ki Boo mai i te 2023, ā, kua kite au i te nuinga. I etahi wa ka pā atu koe ki ngā kanohi mōhio mai i ngā wā o mua, ā, ko te mea anake ka taea e koe ko te kata i te huringa pūrākau. I tetahi atu, ka haere tonu te ora. ✨

Taku Po Hātea: Kāore he Rā, He Rubik’s Cube anake. 😂🧩

I riri taku tama i te ngana ki te whakatau i tana Rubik’s Cube, ā, i tangi ia, e kī ana he mea kore e taea. Nō reira, i whakatau tēnei māmā ki te whakaatu kāore ia i te tika. Ko te wāhi pātea? Kāore au i te whakatau i tētahi i roto i taku koiora. 😂 E toru ngā haora. He maha ngā pānui YouTube. E…pānui atu

Kua mutu ahau i te matakitaki i te Street Fighter. He pai, he whakakatakata, he pāngia, he kōrero nui, he kaiwhakaari tino pai, ā, e tino hihiri ana mō te raupapa. He tino ahurei, ā, he tino pono ki te kēmu. 9.4/10.

He katakata, he pono hoki!!

He mea katakata ki ahau te nuinga o te hunga e kī ana he Karaitiana rātou, kua whakarihariha kē ki tētahi tangata pēnei i a Ihu 😭😂( whakatikahia )

Kanohi pātea ātaahua

Pātea

Kei te kotahi tāua i tēnei tau, teina :p

He tino pārekareka 😅🤣

He pārekareka, engari he pono lmao 🤣 He tino pai ahau, he pārekareka. Lol