Hapori Smirk

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Pūhoro 😏

I etahi wa, ka tino pērā te ora me te kiriata 🎥

Nā, ko tēnei hoa mahi i te wā e kōrero ana mō te tango i te huka, ā, i pānui ia e huri ana ki te stevia. I whakamātau au ki te tuku i tētahi pānui tere, he ngawari: "Kia tūpato ki te stevia, kāore e pēnei me te huka, ā, ka taea te rongo he tino..." I mua i te taea e au te whakaoti i taku rerenga…pānui atu

Kua noho au i tenei takiwa (te whare o nga matua) mai i te tau 1995, e mohio ana te katoa ki te katoa. He tino pai nga tangata, he awhina, ko nga mea katoa e hiahia ana koe mai i tetahi wahi ki te noho, kei konei katoa ta matou. Ake i tenei ata–

—I was walking home, and alone, I just finished with my fruits and veggies shopping... A ka tata ahau ki te kainga i te wa i te tangata nei (kei te pakeke atu i ahau), i taraihia e ia tana waka ka tiimata te karanga—ki ahau, he tino pehanga me te whakakaha ki te "awhina i ahau" ki te kawe i aku…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Aroha mai, nāna i pānui te pānui

Nō reira, i reira he hui pātea mō te rāngai... 56 tāne 1 wahine, e te Atua, e aroha mai ki tō tātou hapori. I kai au i taku pātea me te pātea 😏 Kei te whai wāhi atu tetahi ki tēnei?

He whakaaro mō tana ruma noho ngaro?

I oho a Michael me te hā, e mākū ana āna kanohi. I toro ia ki tāna waea—te 14 o Pepuere. I tīmata ia i te ritenga o te doomscrolling i te wā i pā mai te kakara: kawhe me te cinnamon. I roto anō i āna pātea pō, waea i te ringa, i whai ia i te kakara i te putanga o te rūma moe. Ka taea e ia te…pānui atu

Te pānga o te wehe i te whare

E te hunga kāinga ngeru, kei a koutou tēnei raru ka wehe koutou i te whare, te tirohanga i te wā e wehe ana koutou, ā, e hoki ana mai. Ka tino pā mai te ngākau ki ahau i te wā e hoki mai ana.

Me pehea ahau i ora ai?

I muri i nga tau e rima e mahi ana i taua pit, ko te kino o te whakaaro i whai hoa ahau, me pehea ahau i ora ai? Ko te taura whakamutunga i pakaru i taku hinengaro ko te mea i mohio ahau ko taku hoa a Shelly i nga tau, i puta mai hei tangata i hanga i nga raru katoa i te mahi. I mua i te wa i…pānui atu

Ngā whakaahua o te ata

I haere ki te kāinga me te pātea i te ātaahua i ngaro i te katoa atu

✨ Kaore he ataata e kitea ana, ā, he parauri te makawe

Tērā pea he pākiki( whakatikahia )

Tārohia, kata rānei?

Te kōtiro pai

I etahi wa, kāore e taea te āhua o tōna kanohi, he iti te pātea kei runga i tōna mata 😃

RD Gateway me NetBird: Ko wai ka mohio ki te tangata? Ko te whakaritenga: Kei te ngaro au. 😅

I tenei wa e whā ana aku matapihi SSH e tuwhera ana, ā, kei te whakaaro nui ahau ki te whakatuwhera i te rima, hei kaupapa mō te whakangā. I tūtohu te AI ki ahau ki te “whakawhiti i te Linux ki te IP paikotahi tika (ara).” He aha te raru i te mea tawhito?! 🤔 E pā ana tēnei ‘manu’ (NetBird, kāore e…pānui atu

te whakaahua matihiko

Ko te Kaitiaki o te wa me te waahi te rangatira, ko ia taku tino tuhinga taketake e kaha ana i whakamahia e au mo nga ruuma korero Roleplay i tera wa, inaianei kua whakahoutia ki te 2026. Ka tino ora ia. Ko ia te whanaunga ki a Yisis, te atua o nga kēmu ataata. Ko te ingoa pono o te Kaitiaki o…pānui atu

Taitara i te Pūtahitanga

"Māmā? He pēhea te pāpā?" e pātai ana te tama iti he makawe parauri me ngā karu amber ki tāna māmā. "Tō pāpā? I... I te tangata pai, he wairua ātaahua. I mōhio ia i te tika me te hē, ā, i tū ia ki ngā mea i whakapono ai ia. Ā, kāore ia i whakaae ki ngā tangata pāpā!" Ka mea ia ki te tama. Ko te…pānui atu

Hari Saturday mēnā ka mōhio koe, ka mōhio koe

He mea tino pātea te pānga ki te kōtiro goth. 🖤🌙 Tērā pea ko ngā kākahu pōuri, ngā karu ngākau nuitanga, nō reira te āhua iti e pā ana ki te whakaaro kei te whakaaro ia. Tērā ia e pērā ana me te āhua e taea ana e ia te pakaru i tō ngākau... Ā, i tetahi atu, koia te take e hiahia ana au ki te tata…pānui atu

Pātea mō Poseidon

I rongo au i tēnei i ngā tau maha ki muri i te reo kē, kāore pea e puta i te āhua kotahi i tēnei wā, kua wareware au i ngā iwi i roto i te pātea nō reira ka mahi au i ngā iwi rerekē, ā, he reo kaha kei roto - ka ngana au ki te hanga i te āhua māmā. Nō reira, i tētahi rā, ka tīmata te atua o ngā…pānui atu

A, i te mutunga, e rua nga tangata e mau ana i te koti ma. Ko te tangata kotahi e tatari ana i te ara mo te wahine tino ataahua i te ao, a ko te tangata ke e koa ana mo ratau, e hikoi ana i roto i te marama me te paki i nga roimata...

Kia waiho rātou e whakaiti i a koe. Kia waiho rātou e whakapono, e kata, e tirohia ana koe hei mea kore. Kaua e tautohetohe. Kaua e whakamārama. Kaua e pānui noa

Kia rongo i te pātea, ā, ka waiho hei mura. Huri i ia kupu e whakatakotoria ana ki a koe hei pēhanga. Huri i ia pātea hei whakakī. Ā, i te wā e noho ana rātou e whakawa, kua tīmata kē koe ki te riro hei mea kāore rātou e mōhio ki te pā.

Pixel I Roto I Te Rama

I haere a Steven i waho ki te hikoi i te kuri i te waahi taiao e tata ana i tana i kite ai. He rama i puta mai i tetahi korero mo te genie, e noho ana i te nohoanga o tetahi taraka peera ki nga tamariki e whakamahi ana i te pākahiko, kāore e kitea i te wāhi i Pennywell, nāna i te mea kua tahuna…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ngā Tūāhua

I te marama kua pahure mai i te wā i tū ai a Steven i te tari o DI Rosewood. I kī a Pixel me noho ia ki te kāinga tae noa ki te rongoā o ana wharanga, ā, i whakaae a Steven. I kati ia i te tatau, ā, i kite i te pōtae. He rite ki te mea i hangā i te tatau rūma kaukau i te kāinga. I kite a Rosewood i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Pūrākau

I roto i te pōuri e kore e taea te kite, ka puta he mea, ka haere ki mua. Ko ngā karu e mura ana i te rōna whero. Ko te makawe pango e taka ana i te āhua o tōna mata, ā, e mau ana ia i tētahi koti whero tūturu me tētahi taura pango. Ko te hau e karapoti ana i a ia e whiti ana, e pā ana ki te wera,…pānui atu

Te Hokinga mai o Pixel

I te mea kua pau te marama e toru mai i te kitenga tuatahi o Steven i a Pixel, engari ko reira ia, e noho ana i runga i te tuuru rīpene Dragon Ball Z me tetahi o Frodo, i runga i tona puku. Me tino whakahawea ahau ki te maumahara ko wai te ngeru, i whakaaro ia i te wa e kati ana i te tatau o te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Hīkoi tuatahi i te wā iti ❤️

I tango ahau i taku hoa pai mō tētahi hīkoi poto i tēnei ata He aha ia i te mea tino mōhio tonu? 😅 kāore e taea e au te āwhina engari te pātea 🤣

Whakakorehia te uru i nga wa

Kei te hiahia etahi tangata i to whakaritenga, ehara i te mea e awangawanga ana ratou mo te whara i a koe, engari na te mea i whara ratou i a ratou ano i te ngaro o nga painga i puta mai i te hononga. Ka mohio koe kaore ratou e awangawanga mo to whakaaro na te mea ka tere ratou ki te kore e whai i…pānui atu

STRAY KIDS I LA

Tōna iti te pātea i muri i te kī i te kīanga 😩😩 Titiro ki a rātou Kāore e pā mai ki ahau, kei te pōuri ahau i te mea i hiahia ahau ki te mahi 😭😭😭

Ngā tangata huri whakaaro me ngā kaiwhakahaere emociona

Me pēhea e whakaaro ai koe i te wā e rua ngā tangata huri whakaaro ka tutaki? Ka pānui rātou, i te wā e mōhio ana rātou ki tā rātou ake momo? I te mea ka mutu, ka noho rātou ki te rongoā mō ngā kēmu hinengaro pātea i pānuitia e rātou ki a rātou anō? I haere au ki te rongoā mō te tata ki te 5 tau…pānui atu

Tēnā te pātea.

I taku pēpi i piki mai ki te hammock me au, ā, ka pātea pēnā.

Pūhoro 😏

He rangi kē atu i te whare whakangungu

He pō ngahau, i tae mai mātou ki tā mātou whare whakangungu, ā, he tino nui te tangata, i kite taku hoa kāore au i te tino pai ki te nui o te tangata, ā, i pānui ia i taku pokohiwi i a mātou e haere ana, ka mea ia ki ahau ki te piri ki a ia, ā, i te wā anō, ka whai ahau i a ia i te whare…pānui atu

Te Pānga Pāpori

Te Pānga Pāpori titiro raru i taku kiri ko ēnei kanohi e karapoti ana i ahau kaore e taea te whakarongo Ngā reo e ngana ana ki te whakawhiti ko tā rātou e kī ana he mea hou E titiro ana rātou ki ahau kaore au e mōhio he aha te mahi I roto i tēnei hapori e whakawa ana te iwi i ahau I runga i ngā…pānui atu

I tetahi tangata i mea mai ki au: "Ehara nga Iwi Aianei i te ataahua" me te emoji smirk 😏, a, na te rapu iti i kitea e ia ko nga whenua he taha "Pūreretanga", na te mea i etahi whenua ka whakakorehia nga tangata e 30+ ki te uru ki to rātou Karapu. Haa- he aha i pērā ai te hunga ki etahi?( whakatikahia )

Ko te Kirihimete he wa mō te tuku..

Ko taku hoa he tino mōhio ki te mea e pā ana ki a ia i te nuinga o te wā, e mōhio ana au ki te mea ka tūmanakohia e au i te wā e pā ana au ki te āhua kotahi. He mau tonu ia, ā, e pai ana au ki tēnei taha o ia. E mōhio ana au, mēnā ka tono au mō te aro, ka mutu ia i tāna e mahi ana ki te arotahi ki…pānui atu

Meoww😺

Eheyyy, titiro ki taua pākiki 😏

Ka tino pai au ki tana pākiki iti

Ko te tama hari i te pāka

Kimchi aroha ana i ana pouaka

Tirohia taua pākiki iti

Kaore koe i a koe i te hiakai.. he pākiki tāu 🫩