Hapori Standup
Te hapori standup, kōrero, me te matapaki.
611K WAIRUA
KATOA
standup
Tūtaki Tāngata Hou
TIKIAKENGA
Te hapori standup, kōrero, me te matapaki.
611K WAIRUA
KATOA
standup
Tūtaki Tāngata Hou
TIKIAKENGA
Ngā Pānui Whai Pānga
Me whakarite koe ki te inoi mo to wa kei te heke mai, nga whakaritenga e pa ana ki te wairua me nga mea katoa e wehe ana i a koe me te Atua na te mea kaore e taea te wa ki te tautoko i a tatou.
I te whakaaturanga i rongo ahau e kata ana i te wa katoa😆🫶( whakatikahia )

Ko wai tō pūmau kaiwhakataetae tuhinga?
Ko te tuarua he mea whakamīharo, ka pā te shayari ki te ngākau i te ora, ā, ka riro te mano i te pōuri! Mai i te shayari e whakaoho ana i te wairua ki te kata kāore e mutu! I huri anō a Manhar Seth i te pō ki te makutu pure✨

He riipene o taku whakatangitangi. Ka patai au, he aha ahau e noho takitahi ai?
Kāore i pāngia ngā pūpū i te hanga i tēnei whakaaturanga
I te mea nui te whakaaturanga tuhinga hou a Samay, he tino rerekē broooo


Ngā mihi ki a koutou katoa i tuku mai te aroha! Kāore au i te hiahia ki ngā pānui pō! Kei te hiahia au ki ngā kiriata horror, ngā kōrero/whakaaturanga hara, ngā whakangahau tuhinga, ngā whare taonga me ngā hararei. Kāore au e taea te whai i ngā hara. Me whai he tautoko hei haere i ngā pātata..…pānui atu

Kua tae au ki ētahi karapu mō ngā Kaikawe Standup, ā, i te nuinga o te wā, e whakaaro ana au he pai tēnei mahi mōku, engari kāore au i te tino mārama ki te huarahi e tīmata ai te tangata ki te stand up. He aha te mea e pērā ana te "pātea" i te taha?
Jeff Arcuri standup
I korero hoki ia i te pono!💯💯💯 #funny #humor #standup

#tuwhitia
Ko tehea whakaaturanga standup te mea e tino pai ana ki a koe?
Kei te tino pai au ki a Taylor Tomlinson i tēnei wā.
#tuwhitia #rangatiratanga #pākiki
Pātea mō ngā pātea i te whakaari tuhinga
I rongo ahau i te mea i mate te tangata rongonui a Richard Lewis i te ra i te tahi atu, a ko tenei te whakaaro tuatahi i puta i toku hinengaro, na reira i whakaaro ahau ka hanga tenei ka tuhinga. I whakarerea e ia te inu me nga tarukino i te tau 1994, i noho ia hei tangata kore inu, engari mehemea…pānui atu

#memes #animals #boo #standup #comedy

Kāore te tangata e hiahia ana ki taku kōtaha nāna i tīmata kāore au i riro he karere 😕 #cooking #concerts #gaming #random #kpop #web3 #travel #standup #humanrights #minecraft #( whakatikahia )

Ka mohio koe. Ko wai i tino whakakata mai i mua i te wa i rongonui ai te mahi tuhinga pūoro i runga i taua papa?
Tena pea he whakahou tenei i tetahi kaupapa engari i te hiahia ahau ki te tuhinga i aku whakaaro. 🤣 5) Richard Pryor- I whakawhiti ia i nga whakaritenga iwi i taua wa, a, i whakatūria e ia te ara ki te noho hei kaiwhakatangi tuhinga i te ao matua hei kaiwhakatangi pākiki. 4) Bill Burr- Ko ana…pānui atu
Ko Dave Chappelle tāku.
"Ki te kore koe e tū mō tētahi mea, ka hinga koe mō ngā mea katoa"( whakatikahia )

Kia ora e te whānau! He aha ngā mea e mātakitaki ana koutou i tēnei wā? Ko ngā mea e mātakitaki ana au, he anime me te whakakata. Nō reira, me rapu au i ngā hōtaka hou. Kei te mōhio au ki Kaiju no 8, demon slayer, jjk, ā, kua kite au i ngā mea rongonui pērā i te one piece, Naruto, dbz. Ko aku tino…pānui atu
Kua tirohia e au he nui o kill Tony, engari he wā anake e pai ana. Kei a koutou he tangata pārekareka ka taea e au te mātakitaki?

He aha te whakaaro he teka nui mō te aroha me ngā whanaungatanga i tō whakaaro? #dating #romance #question #india #gujarat #ahmedabad #love #friends #yoga #single #relationship #boo #travel #food #books #standup #comady #vegetarian #music #movies #memes #art #funny #dogs #gaming
He hurihanga hou ki te pākiki www.sambasscomedy.com( whakatikahia )
he whakaaro pai, kāore? mōku, tērā pea i te rā tuatoru
18 pōti
I pātai au ki taku AI ki te tuhi i tētahi waiata mō taku ao. Ināianei kua mau ki te huri o 'Tēnā, kaua e pātea atu ngā hui!'
ko te wahi pai ko te wa ka kitea e koe ko nga ta moko he hara ki te Atua. penei ka kore koe e whakaaetia ki te rangi na te mea he ta moko, he pīringa hoki, pērā i te mea kāore e taea e koe te mahi i taua mea ki te tinana i homai e ia ki a koe, kei te whakangaro ahau, kāore au i te whakapono i te…pānui atu
2 haora o te kata kāore e mutu, ka kite au i a koe anō


Ki ōku whakaaro, he mea nui te tere o te whakaaro, te manawanui paku, me te māramatanga ki te mōhio kāore ngā kupu e tohu ana i tōu ake āhua, ā, i taua wā anō, me mōhio hoki ki te wā e kore ai e tika kia whakaiti koe i a koe anō. Me pēhea e whakapai ake ai, e whakapakari ai hoki i tēnei?
Kua tae au ki tetahi momo whakaaturanga pākiki? Kāore. I pai te haere? Āe.. I pā te whakama i te wā i pānui ai te iwi? Āe, tino.( whakatikahia )


He aha te mea pai i te taha o au?
I tīmata pai. I kitea e au he tuku pai ake mō te tānga pānui i Gyöngyös i Eger — e kōrero ana tātou mō te 50,000 ki te 78,000. I taua wā i te mea he pakeke āwhina pūtea au. Pērā i… tētahi e mārama ana ki ngā rārangi pūtea. Tētahi pea e whai ana i tētahi kōpaki. I te mea ka puta au i te pahi i…pānui atu
KEI TE TĪKINA AU I Ō KOUTOU PĀKIA 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Kei te titiro whakamua ki te kata i tenei po!

KEI AHAU TE WHAKARERE I TO KAITIAKI 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
I mua i to kite i tetahi mea ke atu i te tangata cis e mahi ana i te stand-up


Te pōuri i te rā kore mahi i te mea kāore e taea te noho. Aroha mai ahau ki taku hoodie Adam Sandler, he tino koa ahau i kite ai au i a ia i te ora 😁 Ko wai e pai ana ki te haere ki te kite i te stand-up? Ko wai i kite koe? He hui e tino hiahia ana koe?

Kei te mahi ahau i taku tuatahi nights mic tuwhera, ā, ko te tuatahi hoki e tū ana au i runga i te atamira mai i te kura tuarua i te nights mic tuwhera i te pā rīngi o Frans i Nashville i te 19. He tino pōuri, engari he tino hihiri.
He aha tāu e mōhio ana mō te tango i ngā Tesla i te riri??? kāore e pēnei i te mea ka pai ake te reira, kāore rānei.( whakatikahia )

Ko Louis C.K. tāku.( whakatikahia )
He maunga ngeo.

E whakakake ana au ki a au mo te whakamatautau i tetahi mea hou. I te po Tūrei i mahi ahau i taku mic tuatahi!

Rānei i kōwhiri noa ahau kia … 😅🥹
