Hapori Standup

Max Amini Live i Washington DC

2 haora o te kata kāore e mutu, ka kite au i a koe anō

ko enei tangata katoa e korero ana mo te Atua

ko te wahi pai ko te wa ka kitea e koe ko nga ta moko he hara ki te Atua. penei ka kore koe e whakaaetia ki te rangi na te mea he ta moko, he pīringa hoki, pērā i te mea kāore e taea e koe te mahi i taua mea ki te tinana i homai e ia ki a koe, kei te whakangaro ahau, kāore au i te whakapono i te…pānui atu

I tango i taku whaea i tetahi haerenga taha, ka tae mai ki konei

Kua tae au ki tetahi momo whakaaturanga pākiki? Kāore. I pai te haere? Āe.. I pā te whakama i te wā i pānui ai te iwi? Āe, tino.( whakatikahia )

Max Amini

I haere mai au i te akomanga tuhinga whakakata kāore e tika ana, ā, e mōhio ana au ka taea e au te pai ake

He aha te mea pai i te taha o au?

Aroha mai… kāore e taea e koe te whakapono te taumata o te whakahawea i taea e au te whakatutuki i tēnei rā

I tīmata pai. I kitea e au he tuku pai ake mō te tānga pānui i Gyöngyös i Eger — e kōrero ana tātou mō te 50,000 ki te 78,000. I taua wā i te mea he pakeke āwhina pūtea au. Pērā i… tētahi e mārama ana ki ngā rārangi pūtea. Tētahi pea e whai ana i tētahi kōpaki. I te mea ka puta au i te pahi i…pānui atu

Ka tūtohu koe ki te noho i te rārangi mua o tētahi whakaari pākaha?

He hapori, he rōpū kei Ahmedabad hei noho tahi??

hahaha

ORIGINAL GANGSTA MADAME KOUSHETTIE

KEI TE TĪKINA AU I Ō KOUTOU PĀKIA 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Star Wars - He tangata kotahi improv

Kei te titiro whakamua ki te kata i tenei po!

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ORIGINAL GANGSTA MADAME KOUSHETTIE

KEI AHAU TE WHAKARERE I TO KAITIAKI 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

I te kōrero au mō Mitch i te wiki kua pahure. Ko te pakiwaitara tonu te mea, ā, he pai te riri lol

Gemini

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Tēnā kōrero mai i tētahi pākiki pārekareka

I te aha te tawhiti i huri ai koe i konei?

I mua i to kite i tetahi mea ke atu i te tangata cis e mahi ana i te stand-up

E rapu ana i te pai

Me pehea te whakapiki i tō Aura

Kāore e taea te noho

Te pōuri i te rā kore mahi i te mea kāore e taea te noho. Aroha mai ahau ki taku hoodie Adam Sandler, he tino koa ahau i kite ai au i a ia i te ora 😁 Ko wai e pai ana ki te haere ki te kite i te stand-up? Ko wai i kite koe? He hui e tino hiahia ana koe?

Te Pāka o Kevin Hart

Nights mic tuwhera

Kei te mahi ahau i taku tuatahi nights mic tuwhera, ā, ko te tuatahi hoki e tū ana au i runga i te atamira mai i te kura tuarua i te nights mic tuwhera i te pā rīngi o Frans i Nashville i te 19. He tino pōuri, engari he tino hihiri.

:)

Tōku Ao. e mea ana he karere ki te Mama i te taha..

He aha tāu e mōhio ana mō te tango i ngā Tesla i te riri??? kāore e pēnei i te mea ka pai ake te reira, kāore rānei.( whakatikahia )

Kei te hou ahau i konei

Ko wai ngā kaipāho tuatahi e pai ana ki a koe? Haere!

Ko Louis C.K. tāku.( whakatikahia )