Gulu la Drunk

Kodi n’zachibadwa Mukaledzera n’kumafuna munthu woti mulankhule naye?

ndikuganiza kuti ndidakali chidakwa chifukwa cha Halloween, eya basi

Kunyenga pa chisangalalo 🤪🤪🤪

Nthawi iliyonse ndi mwayi watsopano... Sankhani chisangalalo... Zikomo nokha 🥰❣️🫶😊☀️ Ndipo inde, si nthawi zonse zosavuta, koma ndizotheka KUTI 🤗🤗🥰🥰❣️❣️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Ndikukhulupirira mukukhala bwino usiku!

Ndinali ndi masamba a karoti omwe akhala akuchita bwino mu friji kwa nthawi, choncho ndili m'khalidwe chabwino ndikupanga karoti zophika. 🫶🏻 🥕

Chonde Fufuzani Ambulansi

Zikuwoneka ngati kiti yanga ikugona pambuyo pa kusewera kwambiri ndi kumwa mkaka. (kusinthidwa)

Mwana wa chikondwerero cha Renaissance

Ndinakumana ndi woseketsa wachifumu komanso fjord ku chikondwerero cha Renaissance hehe. Ndinamwa mpaka kuledzera, kuvina, ndipo ndinasangalala kwambiri.

Mumwa koma osakumwa kwambiri

Mfriend wa kuyesa

Mfriend wanga amaganiza kuti zingakhale bwino ngati ndinakumana ndi mnzake wa mwamuna wake. Ndikuyenera kudziwa bwino. Choncho ndinapeza pa pub ina, abale anakhala ndi kumwa usiku wonse. Sindimwa, choncho si chinthu chabwino kwa ine!! Ndikukhala pamenepo pamene anakhala akumwa. Amandiuza kuti… (kusinthidwa)werengani zambiri

​Cholinga cha Moyo: Kukhazikitsa banja ndi kukalamba limodzi.

​Ndakhala moyo wanga wonse ndikufunafuna “munthu woyenera”, ndikukhulupirira kwambiri kuti ndi bwino kukhala wekha kusiyana ndi kungokhala ndi munthu amene si iwe. Ndili ndi zaka 29, ndipo ndakhala ndikudzipereka kwambiri kukonzekera tsiku limene njira zathu zidzakumane. Kuyambira kukulitsa luso…werengani zambiri

wopanda chiyembekezo

ndinachita mwangozi kukhala wopanga mowa/therapist kwa ora limodzi, mwamuna anali ndi mtima wosweka koma mawu ake anali cinema yachikhalidwe ndinazindikira kuti ndinali ndi chisoni naye koma nthawi imodzi anali wosangalatsa kwambiri ndandileni kuti sindine yekha amene akukonda kumva mawu a wopanda…werengani zambiri

Tikuphonya luso la kufonera pamakhalidwe a mowa.

Yamba kumwa.

Vidiyo ya kuk camping yokhala ndi mowa

Izi ndi zodabwitsa koma ndi ine ndi mnzanga tikuk camping :) tinakumbukira ngakhale chida chotsegula moto choncho ndinayenera kupempha mwamuna wakale kuti atipereke, amene anati inde <33

Ichi ndi chithunzi changa chofunika kwambiri. 🤣

Tiyeni tikhale ndi mnzanga ngati Robert..ndipo tili ndi mnzanga wosangalala amene ndi Marcus.

Ndinamwa, ndinapita ku KFC ndi baisikeli, ndikuyenda moyo 🤙

Ngati ndili ndi mowa = ndakhala ndi chiyanjano ndi mowa Ngati ndigawana zambiri = ndakhala ndi chiyanjano ndi mowa Ngati ndili chete kwa nthawi yayitali = ndili ndi mowa 🤣

Ndimakonda momwe anthu osakumwa, osatenga mowa kapena kuphika amayankhula mwankhanza.

Monga munthu amene akudziwa za thanzi, sindimakhala ndi anthu omwe akumwa, osatenga mowa ndi zinthu zonsezo. Sitikugwirizana. Ndili ndi chikhulupiriro chochepa kwa anthu akumwa. Sindikufuna kukhala m'bale wa munthu aliyense. Ndikukhala pa nthawi yovuta kukhala munthu wosakumwa. Mumatchulidwa kuti…werengani zambiri

Tumbler watsopano wopangira mowa ku Mexico!

Ndine ndi tumbler watsopano wopangira mowa pa vacation ku Mexico kuti ndichitire tsiku lobadwa la zaka 40, ndinaganiza zopangira ma sticker ndikuwateteza ndi resin (nthawi yoyamba kuyesa uv resin) lol. Ndikukonda momwe zinali zosasinthika Oozy zomwe zinalinso nazo.

Zokhudza chakudya chachikulu.

Ndinangofuna bacon ndipo mwachitsanzo mukufuna mawu a egg pa izo.

Kusiyana.

Lero linali tsiku labwino. Koma sindinakhale ndi mowa mpaka pano😒 Fudge...

Bunny akuwoneka ngati wopanda nzeru

Wadutsa kugona pa chidebe chake cha madzi awwwww

n'chifukwa chiyani ndimafunikira mutu nthawi zonse?

ootd ndipo ndine wochepa wopanda nzeru, ndikuganiza za iye ndi momwe anandikakamiza kawiri! 😭 (ndinatchula izi asanachitike phwando)

Kanyumba ka m'kati

Iyi ndi kanyumba ka m'kati ku Istanbul ikuwoneka ngati akukhala ndi mowa 😛

Kodi pali munthu wina pano kuti akambirane nane? Ndine wopusa ndipo ndikufuna kufunafuna munthu kuti akambirane nane kuti ndipumule chisoni changa 😔

Ndinachotsa fupa langa la nzeru lero. 🚫🦷💢

Tsopano ndili ndi nzeru zochepa. Ndikupemphani kuti ngati ndiyamba kukhala osokoneza, chonde ndikhululukireni. Mkamwa mwanga unali wochepa kwambiri kuti ukhale ndi fupa lina, choncho anangokhala ndi mavuto. Ofesi inali yabwino kwambiri. Ndinaona...palibe. Sindinadziwe ngakhale pamene kuchotsa…werengani zambiri

Mukakhala ndi mowa mukupanga chakudya ndipo wina akukufunsani zomwe munapangitsa.. "Nkhani. Nkhani ndi zomwe ndinapangitsa. Koma muyenera kukhulupirira kuti inali yodabwitsa!" 😆😅

Ramen yowawa yokhala ndi adyo ambiri, masamba, nkhuku, ndipo mwachidziwikire ndinagwa parmesan yonse pamwamba 👀🫠

nd already drunk ash akukumbukira kuti ndiyenera kutumiza pepala mu maola angapo😂

Ndili ndi mtima wosweka lero, ndi kovuta kukhala ndi mowa.

Bira 🍺

ndikakonda kumwa mowa chifukwa cha bira 8

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Amatuluka, akuwuka akukhala ndi mantha (osokonezeka, osamvetsetsa), akukhala opanda mphamvu kwa mphindi zingapo, akumuka ndikupita ku bedi ngati munthu wopanda chiyembekezo ndipo akuti mwachilungamo "Geez, zimenezi ndizabwino, tiyeni tiyesere kachiwiri." Iyi ndi imodzi mwa njira zomwe ndimakhalira… (kusinthidwa)werengani zambiri

“mawu opanga mowa ndi maganizo osalimbikira” inde koma nthawi zina pamene ndili mowa ndimakhala ndikulankhula zinthu zodabwitsa kwambiri..

Ndikuganiza kuti kunena, "amuna opanga chibwibwi ku Poland" ndi chinthu chofunikira chachilendo.

Zinthu zomwe sizikunyenga: Mukamwa, mumakhala ndi mowa. Chithandizo cha mtima.

Chidziwitso

Chidziwitso ndi chinthu chofunikira chomwe chiri chotsala mu moyo wa munthu wamakono. Mukakhala mwana, amayi anu amakukhalira. Mukakula ndi kukula, chidziwitso chimayamba kukhala chochepa ndi chochepa tsiku lililonse. Choyamba amakulipirirani, kenako akuyembekezera kuti mukhale ndi chida chanu.… (kusinthidwa)werengani zambiri

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Ndikuona kuti kuledzera ndiyo njira yoyenera yosangalalira kwambiri ndi masewera opangidwa ndi Riot.

kukhala mu ndoto

Ndinkakonda nyimbo, zithunzi, ndi nyimbo. Ndinkaimba ndi kudzaula usiku wonse. Ndi mowa pa moyo, kuchita zolakwika zonse zomwe zinkamveka bwino. Tsopano ndi ntchito yokha, sabata iliyonse, Kusinthana ndi chinthu chachikulu cha mtendere chomwe sindinachite.

Nkhani ina ya loop

Ndathetsa animation iyi fbf panthawi ya ulendo wa sitima. Zinanditenga maola pafupifupi 9 😬 Pa sitima pamene ndinali kukonza, mkazi wina wopanda nzeru anagwa pa ine, akuganiza kuti ndine bf yake. Anayesa kudzikongoletsa pa mapanga anga ndipo anavomereza kuti ndimakhalabe ndi chikhumbo chachikulu.…werengani zambiri

Woledzera wachilendo

Zikuoneka kuti ndili ndi chizolowezi chachilendo ndikaledzera.

Kudya Kwachangu No. 326-25

Zosakaniza za chizi, nkhuku ya buffalo, ndi masandwich a pretzel okhala ndi baby spinach, dill pickles, ndi chipisi za poteto zomwe zinasankhidwa pakhomo. Mankhwala a mowa ndi RZ rum, juzi ya pineapple, ndi juzi ya clementine.