Nharaunda yeDrunk

Zvakajairika here Kana wakadhakwa uye uchida mumwe munhu wokutaura naye?

ndinofunga kuti ndichiri kudhakwa kubva paHalloween, zvangu

Kudhakwa nekufara 🤪🤪🤪

Maminitsi ese mukana mutsva... Sarudza kufara... Zvikomborerei 🥰❣️🫶😊☀️ Uye ehe, hazvisi nguva dzose zviri nyore, asi zvinogoneka ZVAKANAKO 🤗🤗🥰🥰❣️❣️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Ndinovimba uri kuve nehusiku hwakanaka!

Ndakanga ndine makarotsi akanga achizorora mufiriji kwechinguva saka ndiri kupenga ndichigadzira makarotsi akakangwa. 🫶🏻 🥕

Ndokumbira Ufambe neAmbulance

Zvinoita sekuti katsi yangu diki yakadhakwa mushure mekutamba zvakanyanya uye kunwa mukaka.( yavandudzwa)

Mwana wemutambo weRenaissance

Ndakasangana nejester nefjord pamutambo weRenaissance hehe. Ndakadhakwa, ndakatamba, uye ndakafara zvikuru

Inwa asi usapende

Shamwari inobatanidza

Shamwari yangu imwe yakaona kuti zvakanaka kana ndikasangana neshamwari yemurume wake. Zvakanaka, ndaifanira kuziva zviri nani. Saka takasangana panzvimbo ye pub, varume vakagara uye vakadya doro usiku hwese. Ini handinwi saka hazvina kufanana nepfungwa yangu yenguva yakanaka!! Ndakagara ipapo…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

​Chinangwa cheHupenyu: Kuvaka mhuri uye kukwegura tiri pamwe chete.

​Ndapedza hupenyu hwangu ndichitsvaga “munhu wangu”, ndichitenda zvakasimba kuti zviri nani kuva wega pane kugara nemunhu asiri iwe. Ndava nemakore 29, uye ndaramba ndakazvipira zvikuru kuzvigadzirira zuva iro nzira dzedu dzichazosangana. Kubva pakukudziridza kunzwisisa manzwiro kusvika pakuvaka…verenga zvimwe

mupfumi akadhakwa

ndakazviita pasina chido kuti ndive bartender/therapist kwemaminitsi makumi matatu, murume aive nemwoyo wakarwadziwa asi kutaura kwake kwaive kwechokwadi cinema ndakanzwa kunetseka naye asi panguva imwechete aive anofadza kwazvo ndibvunzei, handisi ini ndoga ndinoda zvakavanzika kunzwa kutaura…verenga zvimwe

Tiri kurasikirwa neunyanzvi hwekunyora mafoni tichinwa.

Tanga kunwa.

Vhidhiyo yekampe inotapira

Izvi zvinonyadzisa asi ndiri ini neshamwari yangu tichikampa :) takakanganwa chibatiso zvekuti ndakamanikidza murume mukuru kuti atibvumire kutora chake, uye akati hongu <33

Iyi ndiyo meme yangu inonyanya kufarirwa. 🤣

Tose tinogona kushandisa shamwari yakadai saRobert..uye tese tine iyo shamwari inonwa inonzi Marcus.

Ndakatanga, ndakakwirira bhasikoro kuKFC, ndiri kurarama hupenyu 🤙

Kana ndakadhakwa = ndakabatwa nealkohori Kana ndichigovera zvakawanda = ndakabatwa nealkohori Kana ndakanyararira kwenguva refu = ndakadhakwa 🤣

Ndinovenga maonero evanhu vasina kunwa, kup fuma kana kuparty vanotongwa zvakaoma.

Sezvo ndiri munhu anocherechedza utano, handipinze pamwe nevanhu vanonwa, vanopfuta uye zvimwe zvakadaro. Hatina kufanana. Handina moyo murefu kune vanhu vakadhakwa. Handisi kutarisira munhu. Zvinonyanyisa kuve munhu wega asina doro. Unonzi unonakidza nekuda kwekusada kutamba. Miganhu yako…verenga zvimwe

Tumbler itsva yekunwa doro muMexico!

Ndakatenga tumbler itsva yekuenda kuzororo muMexico kuti ndipemberere zuva rekuzvarwa kwe40, ndakasarudza kuisirwa masitika uye kuisimbisa ne resin (kuyedza kwekutanga uv resin) lol. Ndiri kufarira kutaridzika kweOozy kusina kuenzana kwakabuda nayo.

Chikafu chepamusoro chedoro.

Ndakanga ndichida bacon uye zvechokwadi unoda mazai kune izvozvo.

Kusvika parizvino.

Nhasi yaive zuva rakanaka. Asi handisati ndakadhakwa😒 Fudge...

Bunny anotaridzika kunge akadhakwa

Akawira pakurara pamudziyo wake wemvura awwwww

sei ndichigara ndichida musoro?

ootd uye ndakadhakwa zvishoma, ndichifunga nezvake uye kuti akanditadzira kaviri! 😭 (ndakatora izvi ndisati ndaparty)

Katsi yemumugwagwa

Iyi katsi yemumugwagwa muIstanbul inotaridza sekuti yakadhakwa 😛

Pane munhu aripo pano kuti nditaure naye? Ndakadhakwa uye ndinoda kuwana munhu kuti nditaure naye kuti ndibvise kusuruvara kwangu 😔

Ndakabvisa chirebvu changu chehungwaru nhasi. 🚫🦷💢

Iye zvino ndava pasina hungwaru. Ndikumbirawo ruregerero kana ndikava nekunakidzwa kwakanyanya ikozvino. Muromo wangu hauna kukwana kuti ubate mazino akawandisa saka akangokonzera matambudziko. Hofisi yacho yaive yakanaka chaizvo. Ndakanzwa...hapana. Handina kunyatsoziva kana kubviswa kwacho…verenga zvimwe

Kana wakadhakwa uchibika uye mumwe munhu akakubvunza chii chawakagadzira.. "Chikanganiso. Chikanganiso chandaigadzira. Asi unofanira kutenda kuti chakanga chichinaka!" 😆😅

Ramen ine kupisa ine mhiripiri, garlic yakawandisa, mhiripiri, uye pachena ndakakanda parmesan yese pamusoro 👀🫠

ndakatotora doro ash akayeuka kuti ndinofanira kuendesa pepa mumahora mashoma😂

Ndiri kupindwa nemwoyo nhasi, zvakaoma kuenda kunwa.

Doro 🍺

kazhinji ndinopenga nekutora mabhodhoro 8 edoro

🤦🙎

Anodonha, anomuka akatya (akatyiswa, akasuruvara), akaputika kwemaminitsi akati wandei, anomuka uye anofamba kuenda kubhedha semunhu akadhakwa uye anoti pasina hanya Geez izvozvi zvinonakidza ngatiedzei zvakare. Iyi imwe yemaitiro andinoshandisa pakugadzirisa mamwe eMaitiro angu 🤣Inonakidza asi…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

“mazwi akadhakwa ndiwo fungidziro dzakajairika” ehe asi dzimwe nguva pandiri kudhakwa ndinotaura zvinhu zvinotyisa..

Ndiri kunzwa sekuti kutaura, “varume vakadhakwa muPoland” kungori kwekudzokorora.

Zvinhu zvisingamborevi: Kana uchinwa, unonwa. Mushonga we moyo.

Kutarisa

Kutarisa ndiko chete kushaikwa kwechikamu muupenyu hwemazuva ano. Paunenge uri mwana amai vako vanokuchengeta. Paunokura uye uchikura kutarisa kunotanga kuderera zuva nezuva. Chekutanga vanokupa chikafu, wobva vatotarisira kuti uzotora chipunu chako. Wobva vatotarisira kuti uzogadzira chikafu…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

🥵

Ndinonzwa sekuti kudhakwa ndiyo nzira chaiyo yekunakidzwa nemitambo yakagadzirwa naRiot kusvika pakuzara.

kurota

Kare ndaida mimhanzi, mifananidzo, uye nziyo. Kare ndaingoridza uye kutamba usiku hwese. Ndakanga ndakazara neupenyu, ndichiita zvese zvisiri izvo zvaiita sekuti zviri izvo. Iye zvino kungoshanda, svondo mushure mesvondo, Kuchinjana kupenga nekusagadzirisa kwandisina kutsvaga.

Imwe loop zvakare

Ndapedza iyi animation fbf panguva yechitima. Zvakanditora maawa anenge 9 😬 Pachiteshi chechitima pandakanga ndichidhirowa, mukadzi akaputika akawira pandiri, achifunga kuti ndiri bf yake. Akaedza kuzorora pamafudzi angu uye akachema kuti ndiri kufamba-famba zvakanyanya. Ndaingoda kuti mumwe…verenga zvimwe

Chidhakwa chinoshamisa

Zvinoita sokuti ndine katsika kekudhakwa kasinganzwisisike.

Quick Dinner No. 326-25

Mabhanzi echeese buffalo chicken pretzel ane baby spinach, dill pickles uye homemade seasoned potato chips. Doro riri RZ rum, pineapple juice uye clementine juice.