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Pane mumwewo ane runyorwa rwemabhuku ekuverenga here? Ndiri kuedza nepandinogona napo kuti nditangezve kuverenga, uye runyorwa rwangu rwakareba zvisingaite... btw bhuku randiri kuverenga parizvino rinosekesa zvisingaite!

Ndakanga ndichinakidzwa zvikuru masikati iwayo, kureva kuti ndakanga ndisina kana basa rokuita uye ndakanga ndichida kuti zvirambe zvakadaro π€β¨π§π»ββοΈβ¨ Ndichitamba-tamba ndichitevedza mahombekombe edziva rekare zvikuru, dzimwe nguva ndichimbomira kuongorora howa, makuhwa emukonikoni nezvimweβ¦verenga zvimwe

Uye mune imwe pfungwa, unofunga kuti waigona here kufambidzana nemunhu asina hutsanana hwakanaka kana zvimwe zvose zvakanaka? Waizogeza naye here dzimwe nguva kuti ubatsire kugadzirisa mamiriro acho uye kumutsigira, uchiziva kuti unomuda zvikuru uye kuti ndiye zvose kwauri! Kana asingakwanisiβ¦verenga zvimwe
Ndakanakidzwa nemufirimu uyu sezvawakanga wakaita, asiwo hapana chandinoziva nezvenyaya yepakutanga, saka handina zvakawanda zvandingautarise nazvo. Mumhanzi wacho wainakidza, asi ungadai wakanyanya kuyeukwa; hauna kunyanya kundifadza. Asi Yash aishamisa chose, uye kutamba kwake kwaifadza zvikuruβ¦verenga zvimwe
Yave nguva refu kubva pandakapedzisira kuona nzou ichitsvedza seizvi. Zvinoshamisa kuti zvimwe zvinhu zvemunguva yedu yakapfuura zvinoita sokunyangarika chinyararire, zvisingazomboonekwi zvakare. Handizvo here?

Pashure pokunge ndawana rori iyi uye ndapedza kuibhadhara, ndakazopedzisira ndaisa zvimwe zvinhu zvandaida pamuviri wayo. Zvidziviriro zvemvura, zvimiti zvevinyl, FlowMaster 44 super π, redhiyo ine DVD player uye touchscreen, uye ndakatsiva masipika ese estereo nemasipika eScars. Uye ndinodaβ¦verenga zvimwe


Mubiki ane shungu nebasa rake, anofarira gym nemoyo wese, uye ane chido chikuru kubva pachisikigo. Ndinotenda mumafungiro akanaka, hurukuro dzine zvadzinoreva, kuvimbika, uye hukama hwechokwadi. Ndinoda kuongorora zvinhu zvitsva, kuzvivandudza, uye kunakidzwa nenguva diki dzeupenyu. Ndinogonaβ¦verenga zvimwe

Mhoro, dzimwe nguva zvinondiomera kupfeka hembe dzinondikwana zvakanaka. Ndakanga ndava nemakore anenge 11 pazvakakura zvekuti zvaisakwanisa kupinda muhembe. Zvisinei, ndiri pano kungotsvaga shamwari, uye kuti handigoni kuvanza kukura kwangu hazvirevi kuti ndine zvimwe zvandinoda kunze kwekuvaβ¦verenga zvimwe

Mashoko anosetsa chete, ndapota.

Zvinosekesa kuti hupenyu hunoshanda sei. Mushure memashoko asina kunaka kubva kumunhu paindaneti, chipo chinofunga chakatandadza kuti mutsa uchiri kuwanikwa. Nhasi, ndakagamuchira bouquet yakanaka kubva kumunhu ari kune imwe divi repasirese, uye izvi zvakandifadza chaizvo. π Kune uyo anoziva kutiβ¦( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Ndinovimbisa kuti dzimwe nguva ndinosekesa

Uyu ndiye paaiva nemwedzi mishanu, muna Kukadzi, uye uyu ndiye nhasi, musi wa5 Mbudzi, pazuva rake rekuzvarwa regore rimwe! Anosekesa chaizvo!
Inotaridzika sei?


Vamwe vanhu vakarara, vamwe vava kuda kurara uye vamwe vari masikati, vamwewo vari mangwanani. Kana asiri MWARI, ndiani angaita zvinhu zvakadaro?
Ndine pfungwa yekuseka ine rima.

Nekuti, ndanga ndiri paBoo kubvira 2023, uye ndakaona zvese. Dzimwe nguva unotambanudza nemiromo inozivikanwa kubva kumashoko apfuura, uye zvese zvaunogona kuita kuseka nezvekuvhunduka kwechinyorwa. Chero zvazvingaitika, hupenyu hunoramba huchifamba. β¨

Mwanakomana wangu akatsamwa achiedza kugadzirisa Rubikβs Cube yake uye akachema, achiti hazviiti. Saka amai iyi vakasarudza kumuratidza kuti ari kukanganisa. Chikamu chinosekesa? Handina KAMBOPI kugadzirisa imwe muhupenyu hwangu. π Maawa matatu. Zvisingaverengeki YouTube replays. KRunningβ¦verenga zvimwe



Tose tiri vasina mukadzi gore rino twin :p

Zvinosekesa asi zvechokwadi lmao π€£ Ndiri kutonyanya kuita zvakanaka. Lol


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Kana pasuru yako yava kusvika zuva rimwe chete risati rasvika

Anongova mukomana wangu wekutanga ndiye oga akanga akasiyana. Vamwe vose, π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘



Nezuro, shamwari yangu yakati bhegi rangu dzvuku rechikoro harina kuenderana nerokwe iri. Nhasi, ndarichinja ndokutora rimwe risina kunyanya kushamisira. Asi bhegi iri dzvuku rechikoro rinonyatsonaka kutakura ...ππβ§β^ΛΆ- Λ -Λ΅^ββ§




Ini: Unorevei kuti vandinoshanda navo vanondiona semunhu akaoma kutaura naye? Ini ndine hushamwari uye ndinobatsira. Mutariri: Zvingava nemaitiro aunozviratidza nawo kune vamwe. Ini: Sei? Matauriro echiso changu andinogara ndiinawo π( yavandudzwa)

Ooops!!!





Ndichiona Ramayana, pfungwa dzangu dzemazuva ano dzakambofunga kuti, βKungotarisa kamwe chete kwakakwana here kuti munhu ade Ram?β Isu tine rombo rokutarisira kuwana murume ari nani pane asina kunyanya kuipa wokuroora, uye ndinogona kumbomisa kusatenda kwangu kuti ndinakidzwe nebhaisikopo. Asiwoβ¦verenga zvimwe



Uyu unc ane zvipfeko zvinoyevedza kupfuura zvawati wamboona ari kuti chii?

Maitiro echinyakare ππ π
Maitiro echinyakare ππ π

Ndakapotsa ndafunga kuti Buffalo yaiva yechokwadi





Haiwa... zvakareπ