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Varume vane vhudzi refu, chiri chinhu here?

Unosarudza here vhudzi refu pamurume, kana kuti kutaridzika kwevhudzi pfupi kuri kutora nzvimbo mazuva ano? Uye kune avo vanokuda, chii chiri pamusoro pevhudzi refu chinokufadza? Pane chimwe chinhu nezve vhudzi refu richifamba-famba pamitambo ye metal padhuze nefront row, mhepo ichikurova kumeso 🤘

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Dambudziko. Munzvimbo dzakawanda, munyika dzakasiyana-siyana uye dzisina kuverengwa pasi, nemafungiro akasiyana uye tsika, chiitiko chimwe chete chiri kuoneka. Denda risina kuonekwa, richikanganisa avo vasina kutofanira kutambudzwa kusvika pamwero wakadzika wekutya: vana vedu. Vakatambudzwa vave…verenga zvimwe

Ndiri mutsva pano

Kudzidza kuti izvi zvinoshanda sei. Unogona kundiratidza kuti mameseji anoshanda sei!

Ndiri kureva kuti kupfeka kwemhuka yechikoro yaive mhosva inofanirwa kutaurwa? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Kuflirta nemama asina murume kunenge kwakadai

Saka mwana wako anoda kupfekwa here kana kuti iwe?

Kurova vana zvakanaka here

Ko kana ari munhu asingazivikanwi/mudzidzisi/sekuru/ambuya/hama?

Kana uri munhu anokurumidza, ane mhirizhonga, uye asina kujeka

Uyai uye pindai neni. Iwe uri wangu. Ini ndiri wako. Tiri kumiti ye coconut scoobie doo. Kana mabats achibhururuka mu sink ye stainless steel panguva iyo mafungu esand anoputsa bhatani rechipfeko rakarasikirwa neblack coating richiratidza brass pasi uye mafungu ebanana achipinda kubva mu blowhole…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

KRAMPUSNACHT

Krampus ari kuuya! Ari pano pamugwagwa wako Ane mapfumo pamusoro pake uye Matsvuku maviri pamakumbo ake Ari kuzadza bhaketi Ari kumusana kwake Ari kutenderedza maswitch ake Kukupa chibhakera Rurimi rwake rwakaipa Rwakatenderera Handikwanisi kutaura zvimwe mu Rwiyo rwangu rweG-rated Chii chaari…verenga zvimwe

Maitiro andinoziva nezve executive dysfunction

Pakanga pasina matrompeti achiridza, pasina Clarion calls asi yaive zvakare kukunda Vakaigara ipapo vakanyorova uye vakafukidzwa nemarara kwemazuva akawanda Chokwadi chiri muhomwe yevhu uye zvipuka asi ini handina kukwanisa kubvisa zvimwe Mazuva akachinja kuita mavhiki uye mavhiki akachinja kuita…verenga zvimwe

Saka ndakanga ndiri Garden of 5 sences 🌝 ndiri oga 🤡 Uye hatizive kuti inzvimbo yevaviri. Zvakashata, ndakakanda mamwe mapikicha e Maruva uye nekukanganisa, vaviri vanopinda mupikicha yangu, kune vazhinji vaviri uye isu hama mbiri 💀 tichivatarisa Mumwe aive achikanda pasi pemuti. Vamwe vari kufanana asi ndakafunga Sei vari pachena.

Marvin The Turtle

Sangana naMarvin ane makore 1 nemwedzi 5 uye ane zvese zvinotarisirwa kubva kumhuka duku. Pakarepo achava nevamwe 4 (uye nzvimbo huru kwazvo) vanonzi Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 😅 ndine chokwadi kuti iye igamba remhuka asi maitiro ake ekunditarisa anoratidza kuti.

Hupenyu hwakafanana nekurova Kana huchikurova zvakanyanya, ipapo hunongova nemarwadzo Kana huchikurova chete, hunonakidza🤷🏻‍♂️

Verenga izvozvo muhotera pamahombekombe nhasi

Dragon ball Spanking Zero

Dragon Ball Sparking ZERO ine mukana wekuva chiitiko cheDragon Ball chakasarudzika, asi inofanirwa kuenda kumwe! Mumaonero angu, mutambo unofanirwa kuwedzera vamwe vatambi vanotambwa kuburikidza neDLC - vateveri vari kukumbira kudzoka kwevatambi vanodiwa veRaging Blast vakaita saSsj3 Broly, Ssj3…verenga zvimwe