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How I know about executive dysfunction

There were no trumpets sounding no Clarion calls but it was still a victory They had been sitting there wet and covered in refuse for days on end A veritable treasure trove for vermin and pests and yet I could not remove the rest Days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months and still my will... read more

I mean a cartoon shark spanking was a reportable offense? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Flirting with single mom's be like

So does your kid need a spanking or do you?

Is spanking kids ok

What if it's a stranger/teacher/uncle/aunt/siblings?

If you are spontaneous, chaotic, and obtuse

Come and join me. You belong to me. I belong to you. We belong to coconut trees scoobie doo. When bats fly into the stainless steel kitchen sink while waves of sand crash into a shirt button that has lost its black coating showing the brass beneath and tides of bananas roll in from a whale's... (edited) read more

KRAMPUSNACHT

The Krampus is coming! He's here on your street With horns on his head and Two hooves on his feet He's filling the bucket He has on his back He's swinging his switches To give you a whack His tongue is so nasty Incredibly long Can't say any more in My G-rated song What is it he does with The... read more