Come and join me. You belong to me. I belong to you. We belong to coconut trees scoobie doo. When bats fly into the stainless steel kitchen sink while waves of sand crash into a shirt button that has lost its black coating showing the brass beneath and tides of bananas roll in from a whale's blowhole beneath a pile of books standing on an ingot of iron from which came from purple lightning striking, like pants dropping just before a spanking. Turn into a blanket and become wib wib in the jorn. You have the power of the lizenifobs within! We can make this world as strange as we like. Take up your vorple blade and bazzle towards the jabberwocky who's jaws brizzle with your you blade, snicker snack! Then you know we are the ones who can choose. If, upon walking to the toilet you dance there instead. If you blow bubbles for no reason. If staring is a form of art. If you eat imaginary burgers with imaginary chopsticks. Follow me, I'll follow you. Or don't! And I will not. Or maybe I will? Who knows what happens next when you seek to live as free as free can be. Completely loony, and happy being so. Marching to beat of your own drum. You do you. You'll do a chess board. Ill do a bench press. We'll be a boring old bench with nothing to do. Toss your brain out the window we have nothing that we must do, immediately this second, so let's do that, this, there, here, me, you, a cup of tea for two. And a very merry unbirthday two aul. (edited)

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