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😭

What did you do embrassing today?

Today I walked into a pole and apologized to it fully ( trying to shake its hand and everything) before I even realized im talking to a pole 😅🫣🫣

No entiendo

Aun no entiendo esta app, para casi todo me pide tarjeta de crédito o suscripción, no veo algo que lo haga valer pagar algo o siquiera mirarla. Imagen para no morir ignorado

Looking for a serious person who wants to settle down, get married and build a home.

im selling a cement. 🤣🤣 just kidding

So first post on the ducks and geese alliance but im chilling with lord Bill today

Thought id share

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Se fijan mucho en el físico, cuando lo importante es que sepa distinguir entre lo real, lo simbólico y lo imaginario

Stand up specials

I have been out of the loop for YEARS. I used to watch John mulaneys religiously. What's a stand up comedian you're currently obsessed with?

The what!

Terminando de ver el último capítulo de The Boys 🙌

My brain the moment I see the yellow light

Ill have to stop at the next one anyway 🤣

Yeah lets be real charlie brown was peak

When the early 2000s teacher broke out the box TV

😂

Everyone loves

but i feel like im wearing pijamas, im old

Venganza dulce

Ahora viene la venganza de los chocolates estoy artaaa creen que acabe yo VS los chocolates de una sucursal

Yeah thats a valid reaction to 60 dollar fishing license renewal probably not the original context but nonetheless

Understandable crash out

Pan con pan

Pan

British joke of the day

The cousins across the pond are silly

Help neededdddd

Just started using this app, ain't getting any matches please anyone help me understand how this dating thing works 🦁

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Pelo de princesa, humor de gremlin

Empty

Oh good empty just how I like it!!!!!!!

Hoje o treino rendeu ✨

O treino acabou no primeiro equipamento kkkk

Ouch

My body’s check engine light is on… and it’s going..

Boa tarde ✌️

Y la frase del día es..

Se tu mismo Igual ya caemos mal ✨

Con mucho trabajo jjj

Noob

Nova por aqui e a tentar perceber como isto funciona 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Literally me everyday

Yeah

Si eliminarán los lunes.... Odiariamos los martes 🤔 ??

Hiii 🌸

What’s one thing you can talk about for hours without getting bored?

If you're done with your ex Move it to your next ✨

Hi there!

Mood

Que semana más larga 🫠🫠

Yo no fui

Abaikan saja

Aku suka melihat diriku yang konyol dan pemalu ini😂

Politeness is everything…..😆😆

Cierto es

Mi rutina

Yo cada noche, termino desvelando me xD