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Name something you don't want to hear in a dentist's office. I'll start.

Hope these tools work. I got them off of Craigslist. #comedy #funny #shows

The wrong thing to say to a heartbroken friend.

Cheer up pal. She doesn't kiss that well. #comedy #funny #shows

Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell. I'll start

This is your final chance to extend your car's warranty #comedy #funny #jokes #shows

What not to say or do on a first date? I'll start

So...is your mother seeing anyone? #comedy #funny #shows #jokes #relationshipadvice

Guest characters that will never appear in Mortal Kombat. I'll start

#comedy #funny #jokes #videogames #mortalkombat

Things you can say to your dog, but not your partner.

Come. #comedy #funny #jokes #shows #dog

Things you shouldn't say or do when pulled over by a police officer. I'll start.

Where's the rest of the Village People? #comedy #funny #shows #jokes

A way to describe a trip (to anywhere) but not your partner

The good news and the bad news (Comment yours below.)

Good news: Happy birthday, Cameron! Bad news: I got you the Suicide Squad Kills the Justice League game! #comedy #funny #shows

What God created on an off day.

And they shall be known as the Kardashians. #comedy #funny #jokes

Things you can say about a movie, but not your partner. (Comment yours below. I'll start.)

That's not going to win anything. #funny #jokes #whoselineisitanyway

I love Colin and his puns

#comedy #funny #shows #jokes #puns

World's worst Halloween costumes

(A guy comes in dressed as fire hydrant) If you're wondering about the smell, some dogs thought I was... yeah. #comedy #funny #life #universe #jokes

Trivial reasons to hold new conferences

I'm here to announce a news conference coming up next week. #comedy #funny #shows

Things that would make the audience boo. I'll start

And the award for game of the year goes to...Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League! #comedy #funny #jokes #shows

Bad things to say to someone on their death bed. I'll start

When do you think your wife will be ready to date again? #comedy #funny #jokes #shows