😂

90s ;)

The Office

Please tell me there are people who love The Office. If so, what’s your favorite line? 🐻🫜🦾

Bad at flirting

Most guys I talk to tell me it’s easy to flirt with girls, but being autistic, I never really knew how to do it properly. I was told I just gotta be blunt about what I want, so now if I’m interested I leave the most transparent hints;

A good time

It’s always funny when a girl threatens to spit on me, stab me or hit me with her car like I wouldn’t pay for someone to do that if I had the money. Putting me out of my misery is the easiest way to my heart

Experiment

Alright, I want to try 2 different kinds of social experiments (because why not). The way this will work; If you want to be part of Experiment 1, then just put "#1" then proceed with your comment. If you want to be part of 2, then just put "#2" then proceed with your comment. You are able to do... (edited) read more

Best sitcom?

Roomba’s gonna kill me

So I decided to try and stick a LAN cable in the back of my roomba. But now it’s indicator light is blinking red and is somehow playing The Imperial March. Would it be self defense if I gave it a swirlie?

lately

The lines are blurring

I don’t know what’s real and what’s a shitpost anymore

Bahaha

D7 based

Roast me?

Lol

POV: You sleep in the same hotel room as your dad 💀 (edited)

😎😎😎

Kitchen guys have such competition…

(Yes, that’s a zucchini)

Flank steak

Gotta slap em on there reeeeaal goooood

I mean they’re not wrong

Amikor combfixes fotót kér ....és kap is....🤷‍♀️🤭🫣

Best response

Has anyone come up with a better response when someone knocks on the stall door than; “Come in!”

Random Newbie 😅

Hi! Could someone walk me through how this app works? I'm still new here and would really appreciate your help ☺️ (edited)

How will I make them understand? 😭

Everyone online: "You're so beautiful!" Me, staring at the filter that sharpened my jawline, fixed my skin, adjusted the lighting, and probably paid my taxes: ✨"Say thank you."✨

😂

Lmao I love Eric André

So funny 😂

Morning!!

HELLO WORLD

ARE PEOPLE INCEL HERE OR NOT!?

💛

Hola 👋🏼

Never again 🤣

I hope I’m not the only one who don’t like it

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Pelo de princesa, humor de gremlin

No thanks 🙃

"All you do is post memes."

My brother in christ. Thats all i'm here to do. How are you mad at me for not wanting to date. 😂 how are you mad at me for also using the app for what its meant for...making friends and posting i- 🤭😂😂🤭 i swear men are hilarious.

💢

100%

👀👀👀

Don’t put a 🍌 in my butt

Soo funny of this song🤣🤣🤣 can’t get laughing at it🤣🤣🤣

And I said baby I think you're gonna want to hear this💋

Truth 🤣🤣

After Long Night shift

LoL 😂😆

I try not to laugh but🤐🤭😆

Hieee~

Vroom vroom

Would I?

😡

Seriously, why do I keep running into weird people? Is it really that hard to find someone normal?

Anyone loves shinchan??