Ask them to dinner first. Don't we get a last meal?

Well since I’m good at cooking I can cook him a meal until the boys arrive.

I have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Get in, we're going to save Canada

Hahaha as I was reading I thought it was gonna say “Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains, don’t look behind you rn.” Also the plan is to intervene, if I’m checking behind curtains and expecting the chance that someone will be there, then I’m likely more ready than they are 😂

One of those things that I never thought that far ahead on honestly, would probably just stare at them baffled lol.

Use curtains to wrap and tackle. Obstruct vision and collapse them in the tub. Turn on water to make it slippery. Break something or grab toilet lid as weapon and aim for the head. If I get that far then I think it ought to be in a winning position. Checkmate.