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Pendlay Rows

I hate the Smith machine because the bar path never feels fluid or natural. This is especially true when you have long arms. This is the 5th set, increasing weight with each set.

Coffee done right

A gay friend tells me he has a milk frother for his coffee machine and I tell him I don’t and only have a bad joke. He wants to hear it. 😩

Is funny when...

You find a song with a good rhythm and then sudden the ref is like a machine gun of sounds mixed all of sudden. 😂

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The illusion of freedom is funny because you slowly turned into a machine repeating choices that were never truly yours

Code to create a separate reality in the matrix

import system_override import consciousness_stream class PrivateConstruct: def __init__(self, user_id): self.user_id = user_id self.encryption_key = "CLASSIFIED_USER_SECRET" self.sandbox_active = False def sever_matrix_tether(self): """Disrupts the Machine... read more

Worth Every Try 😁

Stopped by a shop afterward and noticed a vending machine with a portable karaoke speaker My Filipino mom loves karaoke, and her microphone recently stopped working I figured I'd give it a try.. if I won, great. if not, no big deal I got it on my fifth attempt ☺️.. seeing how happy she was made... read more